Tonight's dinner was nutritious, delicious, handsome, and made me feel great.
The trigger warning is for the Trump Crowd that will foam at the mouths because there were no added sugars and no side of ranch or mayonnaise. You should probably stay out this thread. It's not going to be a safe space for your ignorance and hatred.
Sebastian Thompson
Are you eating off of a cutting board, user?
Jaxon Perry
That's the oldest fork I've ever seen. What estate sale are you making food at? You look like a Hearst family member.
Angel Hill
What did OP mean by this
Julian Perez
>no added sugars looks like candied nuts
Henry Peterson
what did you put on the spinach/cook the spinach with?
John Turner
It's Fancy™. Don't hate.
That's de-stemmed baby spin in a light olive oil vinaigrette. Organic, antibiotic free, free range, wild caught chicken, cooked to a med rare 55 F, and sliced thin against the grain. Salted and peppered tomato parmentier and glazed pecans.
Carter Rogers
>nutritious, delicious, handsome, and made me feel great You let your boyfriend finish in your mouth?
Jaxon King
That's not cooked to 55 F. It would still be entirely pink. If you wanted to shitpost properly you should've said 120 F or something.
Joshua Brooks
>med rare chicken
That chicken is fully cooked, and you do know why medium rare chicken is a terrible idea, right?
Dylan Diaz
>That's not cooked to 55 F
Meant 155 F, obviously because that's perfect med rare.
My mistake. Didn't mean to get your panties in a bunchkin.
Luis Williams
>were no added sugars >glazed nuts
Uhh, You glaze with sugar, unless you have no idea what you're talking about.
Nathaniel Thomas
Well, he seems to think that chicken is medium rare, so let's not put anything past this one
Cooper Rivera
The pecans were glazed with almonds. Double nutritious.
You flyovers don't have nut glazed nuts yet?
Ethan Murphy
The flyover only have chicken fried chicken.
Carson Rivera
no complex carbs, what are you doing.
Joseph Turner
lols. trump fags btfo
Jaxson Wright
I'm not a trump supporter and you sound like a faggot to me
Henry Mitchell
I am very particular about my shitposting.
Lucas Rivera
nothing to do w/ politics, I don't vote, I don't give a shit about anything political at all; I am a registered voter and have never voted and never pay attention to anything political; probably why my life is so great.
that being said; you must be incredibly dumb to not be eating complex carbs with every meal.
Brandon Rogers
Also quit eating off of a plastic cutting board; enjoy those frags.
Carter Bennett
underrated
Eli Price
it's no more dangerous to eat Med rare steak than chicken
Connor Walker
I'm a Trump supporter, yet I have no salad dressing of any kind in my fridge...nor any mayo... What exactly was you point of your little parable there op...don't get to smoke enough cock at home?
Xavier Murphy
He was trying to get you to make a post of the type that you just did. You got baited user. Just the type of oversensitive and prideful wretch that feels an affinity for a certain someone....
Brayden Richardson
I'm curious how you justify this when he's gone back on so many of his promises, been so inept, and is so obviously corrupt and mired in the very swamp he promised to drain that it's laughable. I can't think of a single reason why anyone who voted for him would think he was not wasting their confidence.
Xavier Powell
>It's not going to be a safe space for your ignorance and hatred.
I think it's adorable that the left has been so ravaged by the use of "safe space" and "trigger" as insults that they're now trying to use them in the same way. I don't think it's going to work but by all means, keep trying.
Wyatt Foster
The left is a much much larger group than tumblrtards, user.
Sebastian Nelson
Republicans can't get triggered as the average republican is smarted than the average democrat.
Robert Green
>It's not going to be a safe space for your ignorance and hatred. You're a kike-loving nigger, my good friend, and I relish in how much of a literal cuckhold you are.
Nathan Parker
KEKHOLD
Thomas Gonzalez
>You're a kike-loving nigger, my good friend, and I relish in how much of a literal cuckhold you are.
This mo fo is 300% triggered AF.
Do you need a safe space sno flake?
Brandon Morgan
look at this triggered republicuck. lololololol. whew lad, that;s gotta be embarrassing for you.
Lincoln Wood
I didn't think Veeky Forums could stoop any lower
Camden Flores
>[This thread] is not going to be a safe space for your ignorance and hatred.
>You're a kike-loving nigger
Some people don't realize when they are triggered and need a safe space.
Wooo woooo woooo wooooooo!
Ryan Anderson
>BTFO and can't handle it
Christopher Kelly
This is literally the worst board on Veeky Forums. Yes, worst. It's fallen so far from the tree in terms of what it was meant to be, who cares? Watch it burn. This is the only board I don't even care if /pol/ raids it or shitposts everywhere. They can't ruin what's already lost.
Colton Lopez
thats funny i think ck is one of the best boards
Ayden Carter
You haven't been to /v/
Juan Wright
It's being ruined by edgelord /pol/tards who think all of Veeky Forums is /b/ and poor moderation
>go to /pol/ out of curiousity, there's a fat american thread full of idiots claiming salad is for nu-males, 90% water, and not healthy because it has more calories after dressing
>come back to Veeky Forums and there are faggots shitposting the same stupidity in produce threads
Jose Gonzalez
That says a lot about you. I will admit there are some diamonds in the rough though, from time to time. It's why I still lurk once in a while.
Yeah I have. Veeky Forums is worse, in my opinion. Course that's all any of this is.
Parker Morris
Thanks for the (You)s!
John Rivera
Fucking fly overs cannot handle other people eating clean food. Total BTFO domination. I'd tell you to get rekt, but it's way too late for that.
Cooper Hall
>med rare
Caleb Smith
>This entire thread
Liam Watson
I would very much like to inform you that your mother was indeed a homosexual