Trigger Warning

Tonight's dinner was nutritious, delicious, handsome, and made me feel great.

The trigger warning is for the Trump Crowd that will foam at the mouths because there were no added sugars and no side of ranch or mayonnaise. You should probably stay out this thread. It's not going to be a safe space for your ignorance and hatred.

Are you eating off of a cutting board, user?

That's the oldest fork I've ever seen. What estate sale are you making food at? You look like a Hearst family member.

What did OP mean by this

>no added sugars
looks like candied nuts

what did you put on the spinach/cook the spinach with?

It's Fancy™. Don't hate.

That's de-stemmed baby spin in a light olive oil vinaigrette. Organic, antibiotic free, free range, wild caught chicken, cooked to a med rare 55 F, and sliced thin against the grain. Salted and peppered tomato parmentier and glazed pecans.

>nutritious, delicious, handsome, and made me feel great
You let your boyfriend finish in your mouth?

That's not cooked to 55 F. It would still be entirely pink. If you wanted to shitpost properly you should've said 120 F or something.

>med rare chicken

That chicken is fully cooked, and you do know why medium rare chicken is a terrible idea, right?

>That's not cooked to 55 F

Meant 155 F, obviously because that's perfect med rare.

My mistake. Didn't mean to get your panties in a bunchkin.

>were no added sugars
>glazed nuts

Uhh, You glaze with sugar, unless you have no idea what you're talking about.

Well, he seems to think that chicken is medium rare, so let's not put anything past this one

The pecans were glazed with almonds. Double nutritious.

You flyovers don't have nut glazed nuts yet?

The flyover only have chicken fried chicken.

no complex carbs, what are you doing.

lols. trump fags btfo

I'm not a trump supporter and you sound like a faggot to me

I am very particular about my shitposting.

nothing to do w/ politics, I don't vote, I don't give a shit about anything political at all; I am a registered voter and have never voted and never pay attention to anything political; probably why my life is so great.

that being said; you must be incredibly dumb to not be eating complex carbs with every meal.

Also quit eating off of a plastic cutting board; enjoy those frags.

underrated

it's no more dangerous to eat Med rare steak than chicken

I'm a Trump supporter, yet I have no salad dressing of any kind in my fridge...nor any mayo...
What exactly was you point of your little parable there op...don't get to smoke enough cock at home?

He was trying to get you to make a post of the type that you just did. You got baited user. Just the type of oversensitive and prideful wretch that feels an affinity for a certain someone....

I'm curious how you justify this when he's gone back on so many of his promises, been so inept, and is so obviously corrupt and mired in the very swamp he promised to drain that it's laughable. I can't think of a single reason why anyone who voted for him would think he was not wasting their confidence.

>It's not going to be a safe space for your ignorance and hatred.

I think it's adorable that the left has been so ravaged by the use of "safe space" and "trigger" as insults that they're now trying to use them in the same way. I don't think it's going to work but by all means, keep trying.

The left is a much much larger group than tumblrtards, user.

Republicans can't get triggered as the average republican is smarted than the average democrat.

>It's not going to be a safe space for your ignorance and hatred.
You're a kike-loving nigger, my good friend, and I relish in how much of a literal cuckhold you are.

KEKHOLD

>You're a kike-loving nigger, my good friend, and I relish in how much of a literal cuckhold you are.

This mo fo is 300% triggered AF.

Do you need a safe space sno flake?

look at this triggered republicuck. lololololol. whew lad, that;s gotta be embarrassing for you.

I didn't think Veeky Forums could stoop any lower

>[This thread] is not going to be a safe space for your ignorance and hatred.

>You're a kike-loving nigger

Some people don't realize when they are triggered and need a safe space.

Wooo woooo woooo wooooooo!

>BTFO and can't handle it

This is literally the worst board on Veeky Forums. Yes, worst. It's fallen so far from the tree in terms of what it was meant to be, who cares? Watch it burn. This is the only board I don't even care if /pol/ raids it or shitposts everywhere. They can't ruin what's already lost.

thats funny i think ck is one of the best boards

You haven't been to /v/

It's being ruined by edgelord /pol/tards who think all of Veeky Forums is /b/ and poor moderation

>go to /pol/ out of curiousity, there's a fat american thread full of idiots claiming salad is for nu-males, 90% water, and not healthy because it has more calories after dressing

>come back to Veeky Forums and there are faggots shitposting the same stupidity in produce threads

That says a lot about you. I will admit there are some diamonds in the rough though, from time to time. It's why I still lurk once in a while.

Yeah I have. Veeky Forums is worse, in my opinion. Course that's all any of this is.

Thanks for the (You)s!

Fucking fly overs cannot handle other people eating clean food. Total BTFO domination. I'd tell you to get rekt, but it's way too late for that.

>med rare

>This entire thread

I would very much like to inform you that your mother was indeed a homosexual