Who was in the wrong here?

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>A homemade coconut

learn to read

learn to meme

He's right tho

There's always one who crawls out of the woodwork.

>a homemade coconut, carob, blueberry, goji and stevia muffin
it is a muffin with all of those things in it

the picture fucks me up though, what a bunch of bullshit.

These people that eat all the health meme crap always look terrible, it's hilarious.

Do you like rehashing the same unfunny shit over and over? Your and idiot.

I see what you did there.

Think about miserable your life would be if you had to focus that much energy on every single thing you ate throughout the entire day.

I don't care if that's not what it says.
Say "a homemade coconut" out loud. It's entertaining.

This post really activated my almonds.

>commas within lists confuse me
Retard.

welcome, friend
hope to see you in many productive cooking and food related threads

still gets me every time though

just think how tedious pete's existence must be, like, does he spend sixteen hours a day planning, shopping, preparing and eating food? fuck man just toss me a couple of mcchickens every eight hours

>a homemade coconut, carob, blueberry, goji and stevia muffin
There's no comma separating goji and stevia, so it can be implied that he had
>a homemade coconut
>some carob
>a blueberry
and
>a goji and stevia muffin

This. People who don't use the Oxford Comma are savages.

>a blueberry
Hang on...

actually I'd read it more like
>a homemade coconut
>carob
>blueberry
>goji
and
>a stevia muffin

>a homemade coconut

anyone have a recipe for this?

>one coconut
>dirt
>water

>put coconut in ground. put water on the buried coconut into it turns into a coconut tree

that assumes you already have a coconut silly i want to make one from scratch

To make coconut, you must have coconut

first post
faggot post

you must first invent the universe

>ambassador for a "healthy" "weight loss" brand/lifestyle
>has 11 inch noodle arms and the shoulder length of a pre-teen ballerina yet a 45 inch waistline muffintop
>probably 23% bodyfat if measured

I guess this qualifies as well above average in terms of fitness for america

Kill an eel, bury its guts.

Did she respond to him after like...10 years?

This is in Australia, niggerfucker

The original version of that image included both

The version you saw 10 years ago had the response cropped out so that it appeared to be advocating something ridiculous

It was the precursor to today's screenshots of faked whats app conversations that appear to be showing a ridiculous case of social awkwardness between a male and a female, made for the sole purpose of getting attention on the internet and enticing people to soapbox about their insecurities

How come people are posting this gay shit? Is it summer?

Okay Michael J. Fox stop fucking shaking for one second and take a non-blurry picture.

Joanna.
>Activated almonds are a real thing. It just means they were soaked to break down the the growth inhibitors that they have to prevent premature sprouting.
>Emu meat is god tier
>Nitpicking over the type of vinegar while admitting the distinction really doesn't matter
>Admits his meal plan is healthy as fuck but still raises all these stupid little nitpicks

Pete did nothing wrong.

I'd love to try this shit one day but in all honesty I don't even know what some of the ingredients are.

>carob is no healthier than chocolate

Bullshit!

>Sprouted Millet

>some roastie getting booty blasted over pete's god-tier discipline and meal planning
cropped version was better

Why does he eat all that weird shit? Just take a multivitamin and eat some normal breakfast.

that's women in a nutshell for you

>Here is your le upboat! XD

So he can continue to look like shit but pretend to be better than everyone else

>a yard of feta chesse

every fucking time

That's even worse 2bh

multivitamins are a meme you dense

>multivitamins are an element of a culture or system of behaviour passed from one individual to another by imitation or other non-genetic means.
You're a bit thick really.

Savage

thanks for this. I also hate the way people use that word.

what did i just see?

This. People who have no idea how to lose weight or get fit jerk themselves off to the idea that eating lots of exotic and expensive things with fancy names makes them better people. Realistically all they have to do is stop eating like fat cunts and go to the fucking gym.

He looks like a manlet too, so he'll never learn.

PETE BTFO

>sauteed vegies and cultured vegetables

I don't know why, but his inconsistency is really pissing me off.