Cook nachos

>cook nachos
>salsa has perfect amount of spice, chickpeas are perfectly tender, cheese is perfectly melted and distributed, chips are the fine point between heated but not soft

>buy nachos (or have someone else cook them)
>bland salsa, cheese is fucked, chips are either not heated at all, or overcooked like Hiroshima

Why are some people so incompetent?...nachos aren't easy to fuck up

chick....peas......????????????

Maybe you just have weird taste, I mean you make nachos with fucking chickpeas.

>chickpeas
Is this an European thing?

>not having chickpeas with nachos

Well what do you use? I generally use a can of chickpeas or 4 bean mix.

Seems like pinto beans would be more "traditional" (if there even is such a thing with nachos).

>chickpeas on nachos

I hadn't really put much thought into it, but a bean is a bean. You can hardly even taste them anyway.

not OP, but chickpeas are an interesting thing to have in nachos
try it

So you do have shit taste and your opinion is to be disregarded, good to know.

>can't differentiate beans
>criticizes other people's tastes/cooking

>Why are some people so incompetent?...nachos aren't easy to fuck up

>melted cheese nachos
These are the people who will never know the joy of cool shredded cheese over warm carne asada and chips

Why not just add some carrots while you're at it?

Carrot slices that have been pickled along with jalapenos are infinitely more acceptable on nachos than chickpeas.

Cheese and jalapenos..anything more is a waste of time

My main problem with ordering nachos is that there's usually just a top layer to them
You get past that and it's just a pile of plain tortilla chips

That's the scam.

>Cooking for friend
user I'm bored
>Ok I have this very important job for you, here is the chicken I have been marinating for 6 hours, grab a piece, carefully coat it with flour until it's dry and rest them in this plate
Ok user
>Hands me a plate of chicken in flour sluge
>Make him Stan close to the pan when I throw that shit in the hot oil as it jumps every where
>See faggot? This is why you make sure it's fucking dry

Dang, homie, that's not a bad idea. Thanks for the inadvertent tip

Like you will never know the joy of drinkable tap water

He's not wrong...

>chickpeas are perfectly tender
>chickpeas
>salsa
i am so glad that your nachos came out awful. you don't deserve good things.

>noticeable lack of ground beef
fuck off vegan