Road-tripping in Canada

Is tim hortons as good as the hype?

It's not as good as your mum

Who is Moran?
Were you trying to write moron but didn't realise you don't know how to spell?

I never knew we had full touch strip clubs. Not that it matters since I'm too beta for those anyway.

It like a slightly better dunkin donuts. The food is better but the coffee is absolute pleb tier

What is the top leaf quisine to eat? Only thing I know is poutine.

the chili is good
don't get any of the regular coffee, always go for the iced capps

backpacking and day hikes

Tourtière
Peameal bacon
Pouding chômeur
Butter tarts
Donair
Nanaimo bars
Split pea soup
Coffee Crisp
Newfie screech
Pierogies (not Canadian per se but really popular in the prairies)

You can find the cartons literally everywhere, look on the lower shelf

Thanks for the help.

Dude and get this. Once they open it, they have to sit the fucking bag IN A GOD DAMN JUG SO IT DOESN'T SPILL EVERYWHERE. Just put it in the fucking jug in the first place you retarded maple niggers

>full touch strip clubs
wut? As opposed to what?

Most of the french stuff. If you find a bar ask around to see if anyone is selling caribou, pretty unique meat.

But then you'd have to clean the jug.

As opposed to where they stare at you, disappointed.

>buying a jug every time you want milk

>put bag in jug
>cut the corner
>pour

only american would be challenged by this.

>guys we don't need milk in jugs, let's put it in bags
>ok now that we've opened it let's put it in a jug lmao

...

Do Americans really do this?

>Americans actually have trouble pouring liquid from a bag

That man is Canadian. That's from 1974 when they passed the milk bag law.

>laws
>in Canada

Nice try. We all run on the honor system up here.

We don't use bags in BC, milk comes in cartons, plastic jugs, and occasionally glass bottles.

That milk sounds very gay. Is it semen?

3.25% man fluid, it says right on the carton.

Yeah, here in Canada we let our wives have boyfriends, as is our honor system and customs. Truly we are an advanced group

>american friend comes
>opens new bag of milk
>cuts the whole top off
>laugh at him in canadian

Most of us call it 3.25%.

Its popular among the French Canadians so it got that other name.

I really wanna know where in the fuck you were in canada that you couldn't also find cartons. I've been to every province and lived in two of them; there are always cartons alongside the bagged shit nowadays. This stereotype is almost 3 decades out of date at this point.

One of these days I want to go to Canada, buy a bag of milk, tear a small hole in the corner and walk around sucking on it like I'm breastfeeding. Because that's what I imagine it'll feel like.

>live in Canada my entire life
>keep hearing about bagged milk
>have never once seen it
That shit comes in cartons, jugs, and bottles if you want the fancy shit. I used to work in a food distribution warehouse and the only thing closed to bagged milk was bags of coffee creamer packets. Where is all this bagged milk we supposedly have?

>Who is Moran?
>Were you trying to write moron but didn't realise you don't know how to spell?
old meme

Yes

As opposed to not being able to put more than your hands on their hips (legally less, but it's mostly overlooked). I was deep in the ass stubble mayne.

are you closer to the west coast? this bagged milk phenomena seems to come from Quebec and its neighbors

Yeah, B.C.
I didn't realize it was an eastern thing. How is Western Canada supposed to reconcile politically with the rest of the country with this bagged milk situation going on?