Finish this sentence

Finish this sentence.

I like my coffee _______.

I like my coffee like I like my wife. BLACKED.

Anyone who drinks coffee the same way over and over every day is a shit head with no taste. Espresso is great. Aeropress black coffee is great. V60 black coffee is great. Aeropress with milk is great. Lattes are great. Lattes with sugar are great.

Remove the "my" and the "_____" so it becomes "I like coffee"

The only coffee that has no place in society is french press

espresso

Like i like my children, in the dumpster.

With a bit of milk

like I like my women: ground up and stored in the freezer.

Black, though sometimes I like it with milk over ice.

>The only coffee that has no place in society is french press
Man, I just wanted a minimalist way of making coffee. With the right grind it tastes good to me. It's also handy for making cold brew.

niggers

down the drain

BEFORE I TALK TO ANYONE LOL

Hot.

espresso con cioccolato

I LIKE MY COFFEE BLACK JUST LIKE MY METAL

>I like my coffee like I like my women, dark, bitter, and hot

HERE COMES THE BREAK
THE BREAK
THE BREAK

I like my coffee like I like my slaves

(Pause for effect)

Free. Wait, you thought I meant...? Wow, you are one racist bastard

SHUT
IT
UP

made properly

Holy shit, please fuck off back to read it

Like my niggers. Black and the hell away from me.

I like it scalding hot and thrown in a non-white person's face.

WE WILL MAKE COFFEE
METAL
WE WILL MAKE EVERYTHING
METAL
BLACKER THAN THE BLACKEST BLACK
TIMES INFINITY

tea

like I like my cocks: thicc, black, strong, and FRESH.

>I like my coffee made entirely from tea.

Go back to Amsterdam and America, coffee swilling plebs.

like i all my food - from mcdonalds

>doesn't know about Mindless Self Indulgence

kys

Without sugar and cream for a week, and I wanted to tell everyone

>>I like my coffee _______.
like I like my women. Two of them hot and fresh before breakfast.

de macaco

like i like my memes

UMA

>Anyone who classifies anyone on the basis of
>merely one preference is a shit head with no taste.
FTFY

like I like my women: black, bitter, preferably fair-trade.

With a splash of whole milk. Just enough to make it about the same color as fine brown Italian leather.

Is there anyone who actually likes skim in their coffee? Please explain how this is in any way palatable to you.

I like my coffee like my people. White, Strong and NO SUGAR

But sugar is commonly bleached, thus white.

soft smooth and sweet like my japanese underage girls

from central america somewhere, light - medium roasted, freshly ground, and brewed in a pourover

like I like my women, hot and full of my cream

Folgers, Med roast, black

i like my coffee coffee
t. coffee knower

Black, a touch of half n half occasionally, French press Columbian bean ground myself

with a bit of half&half or cream

>I like my coffee ______.
Like I like my field hands.... Black.

I like my coffee like I like my women.
[spoiler]I don't like women.[/spoiler]

>I like my coffee _______.
because I'm a homosexual French/American and can't drink tea.
Coffee is for ponces.

DELICIA

Hanged

in an avocado

Came here to post this

like I like my women. In puddles all over the floor.

like my brother likes his men, strong and black.

how I like my women, absolutely no pubic hair.

covfefe

without cream or sugar for a week. I thought you all should know that.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves.


Free.

I like my coffee hot and strong. Just like I like my women, hot and strong. And with a spoon in them

Dark roast black, otherwise with some sugar and whole milk

black, just like my metal

like I like my man, black and strong

BLACKED

Blackas midnight on amoonless night

Instant with way too much sugar and milk

I'm at risk for heart attack/stroke so I don't drink coffee anymore and am trying to lower my caffeine intake..

something something black dick jokes haha

I can't wait for you to shut me up

black, whatever you have. Freshly ground preferred, but I'm not picky.

stop being defective then

like I like my men, strong and black

Freshly roasted single-origin, i tend to prefer light roasts.

sweet

in the trash, where it belongs

Oh and your sauce needs more salt

A day old, refrigerated, and with some ice cubes.

with a scoop of protein powder

With two scoops of sugar

TWOOOO SCOOOOPS?

...

in a plastic Maxwell House container from the freezer

"Crisp."

>tfw fell for the sugar in the raw meme

hot, and in a cup

>2 Machinetta/espresso shots extended with water and half a shot of liquor; amaretto or brandy. No sugar
>latte with honey
>doubleshot frappe with cacao liquor. No sugar
>Light-roast [spoiler] drip [/spoiler] with a dip of cinnamon stick on the tank, so light and brilliant you'd think it's tea
These are a few of my favorite things.

>eating out of the trash

with butter and MCT oil, bro

Sometimes I will walk into a random diner and ask for a black coffee and right when the waitress hands me the coffee I pause her and take a sip, and I say "That is a fine cup of Joe!" and she always smiles but I don't think she really gets me so I order a cherry pie to give her an extra hint. The cherry pie usually sucks but I'll tell her that this pie must have died and gone to heaven and she might giggle but she still doesn't understand so I give her a thumbs up and record my experience into a cassette player.

poured into the anus of an anime girl.

Solid Choice

Post yfw zakk wylde actually made this a reality

You remind me of someone I hate.

I like my pencils like I like my men. Yellow, with a crumbly #2. The coffee is great for the morning after.

i was going to post this actually

thank u

Like I like my women, cold and bitter.

>like I like my women
>ground up and in the freezer

>someone actually posted this ancient stupid joke.
Welcome to the Internet, kid.

suicide is the only option user

CAFFEINATED AS FUCK

i like my coffee like my men, strong