Does Joe Rogan really eat like a God?

does Joe Rogan really eat like a God?

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Who?

only if god eats a pint of jalapenos and four dozen sunny side up eggs every week

>a bunch of haphazardly sliced raw jalapenos and onions

What is going on here?

>looks fucking unreal
jesus, i mean, why lie on the internet

clearly, legit as fuck mexican food
cantcha read?

Dumping my rogan slop folder

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those eggs look like an abortion

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You can tell he didn't cook this because no grease puddle

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Thats all i have

Is Joe Rogan just Ja/ck/'s cousin?

I'm not sure whether I want to see Jack try to cook eggs or not.

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how

what the fuck

>occasionally

ketofags are on the wrong side of history.

Well, they're eggs...

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>this is what the guy who lectured Gad Saad on his "unhealthy" lifestyle because he doesn't use his home research time to exercise unironically eats and unironically calls "healthy as fuck"
protip : putting a cherry at the top of a bowl of whipped cream does not make it a fruit dish

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>tweeting your meals like a fucking woman

kek, pleb tier podcaster

wow, that looks sad.
tl;dr no

why do people go on and on about el yucateco? it's mediocre as fuck but people talk about it like it's jesus 2.0

alright, how
how do you even fuck up a boiled egg?
literally all you have to do is put it in boiling water and forget about it, maybe turn it arround halfway and make sure it stays just 10 minutes otherwise it won't look as good
but that's it
you can't fuck up a boiled egg
yet here he is
the one retard in the world who fucked up a boiled egg

Judging by the benedicts, I think he wanted a poached-like egg, but either he hasn't heard of them; or just accepted that making them is way beyond his capability, which I can respect.

Joe Rogan is such a jackass, and he doesn't even realize it

>Some of the onion isnt even cooked

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does he put jalapenos on everything?

yes

none of these are remotely food porn

you're just a fucking pleb who has never made a decent meal in your life, but I appreciate your desire for good food

go fucking channel it mouth breather

>ask the guy who feeds his dog a vegan diet about what is and isn't healthy
wew lads

Is this what happens when you're famous and you shitpost your food online? A bunch of leering vegans piss and moan at you to go vegan?

You realize this thread is making fun of Rogan?

does he realize how disgusting these look or is he shitposting ironically? i really can't tell.

>rogan triggers vegancucks
maybe he's not so bad after all

he cant dice for shit

It doesn't take much

wow. he really does eat like a god. 0/10 for presentation on all of it, but looks tasty as fuck.

specifically what is unhealthy about any of this?

i'm autistic how would i know that

it's actually really gross and probably has lead in it. I cant eat any bottled green sauce, it all tastes like crap.

Who is Joe rogan

he was on a sitcom called NewsRadio 20 years ago
now he's a podcaster all about MMA and DUDE WEED LMAO

>eggs from my yard
so he just has a bunch of eggs lying around in his yard?

>healthy as fuck
eggs jalapenos and mayonaise

Fear Factor mother fucker

keeping this in the video makes it obvious that hes doing the schmuck routine intentionally. dont pander to his clown act

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Pathetic

Then lurk more.

He keeps chickens

by the looks of it, that's a poached egg

this guy makes the first convincing argument for veganism i have ver seen
this food is legit more disgusting than those must see this will change your life videos are

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You don't poach eggs in their shell

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The onions aren't raw, they are just lightly fried. I prepare mine like that all the time and absolutely love it. It's basically a less-intense version of a raw onion but with the texture and consistency of a fully cooked onion. Tastes way better

Have you tried the XXX Mayan kind? It's grey in color and it's really tasty with just the right amount of heat.

That looks disgusting.

>venison, jalapenos and fried eggs all day everyday

yep

Which is retarded because he owns his own free range chickens. His chickens live happier lives than those salty vegans do.

The worst part about these is the disgusting puddle of egg juice at the bottom of the plate. What a fucking idiot.

>he isn't into puddle-core
it's the newest cooking fad, plebbette

I have no problem with the food but whats with the pool of oil

Good ole' puddle joe

imagine his stankin ass shits. bathroom must smell like biohazard disposal

what do your shits smell like

freshly baked bread

dude eats like 100 jalepenos a week. fucking kek.

>ezekiel bread

::LOLP

but the yolk is so hard, was the egg fucking frozen how is the white so runny

why is everything always swimming in disgusting orange slime?

I don't want to even imagine how his toilet must be

holy shit 5 cloves of garlic on a salad!?

To be fair he could be using some of those tiny baby cloves

He has chickens you stupid motherfucker

It's a soft boiled egg that he didn't cook for long enough. You need to leave it in for like 5 minutes for it to be cooked, but even his looked under cooked.

I eat them almost everyday. There're so good.

I know what a soft boil egg and they're my favorite after scrambled too, but so help me God if Jack's thing looks like any kind of egg I've ever seen before. It's a given that he wanted to poach them, he was making eggs benedict. My money's on his acknowledgement that egg poaching is no retard's job, so he just "boiled" them for 3 minutes in lukewarm water.

It was made by Joe Rogan,that's all you need to know.

Can you imagine how painful, stinky, and loose his keto shits would be?

What is happening in this webm?

How the fuck are the whites liquid but the yolk is a fucking rock?

No. I don't see there a pound of cruciferous vegetables. The broscience fad diets will kill him.

Concentrated autism

Why do his eggs look like they're in oyster shells?

is it unhealthy to eat jalanenos every day

i love them too

I wonder if people like Alex Jones eat like this too and if there's some correlation to their mental states.

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You didn't have to reply to 7 people ya dingus

>flour tortilla
>"ITS LAGIT AS FUCK YOU GUYS"
>*sucks on a fat cock*

i might hate joe rogan nore than jack

tfw I think Joe Rogan's taste in food is shit but I'm seeing him in Indianapolis the weekend after next.

well thats a real predicament youve found yourself in

its this guy
he had some pretty funny videos
youtube.com/watch?v=ipZY0qGrA9Y