Cooking with Satan

I have an entire mason far of bacon fat (as would anyone on Veeky Forums worth their salt). I wouldn't fry my french toast in it.

i put butter and syrup on top

>colavita
>""""""olive oil""""""

that's a damn shame

>french toast
>sweet

why

You obviously didn't use stale bread. 100% plub

You certainly live up to your name. Looks like Satan himself took a dump in that pan.

Your custard had too much egg in my opinion.

what custard?

Sweet and savory could never go together

what should i cook in my extra virgin olive oil?

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hash browns
i cover them the first 10 min. i like them crispy yet moist inside

Custard is thickened milk/cream typically using eggs. Gotta remind myself this is a cooking board sometimes.

i didnt ask what custard is. i asked what custard you were referring to

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For gods sake trailer-kun, clean that filthy kitchen aid!

Lookin pretty comfy, Satan. I like your idea to cover them - I'll try that.

Watcha' grinding there, Satan? How's Mammon, the lord and savior of the US holding up?

bacon fat. i made some bacon bits to add to a sauce for lasagna

sounds awesome

i forgot to put basil in it >

I often use the remaining bacon fat on my pan to cook pancakes. Works like a charm.

he is talking about what you used to coat your french toast.

well it wasnt custard

seeing all this I'd like to address a common issue with cooking some people might also have.

I can make the beautiful looking foods, but I have to leave leftovers to do so. If you want to cut onion they way it comes out beautiful, you will have a tiny piece of unusable ugly onion bits. If you want to fry things the way they come out perfect you will have leftover batter and fried bits. And so on and so on.

OP, what you photographed actually might be ok or good.

Thanks for being a tripfag so i can filter out your shitty threads :^)

You're what's wrong with this board, faggot. OP is at least doing OC. Go back to your mcshitken or celebrity worship thread.

might want to learn what a trip is kiddo

Tripfag, namefag, it's all the same game.

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That's not french toast, that's an asshole boiling some form of carbohydrate. Do you want to learn how to make french toast?

i may be an asshole but i dont really think you can boil anything in bacon grease

but you can make gross food in bacon grease. Do you want me to make french toast and show you?

I'll have to find my phone..

>agreed, derailing the tard's thread

how should i start using mine up?

This thread makes me want to teach you people how to make real french toast. Can't some other asshole do it so I don't have to?

bacon fat is far better for you than butter.

Not for a sweet maple bacon food. It's savoury and against the bright flavour

>reading comprehension

Just hurry up and do it. I made lasagna.

cool mixer satan. did you like NtAE?

don't think french toast cooked in bacon fat would taste good though, but that's just me. kept hearing how delicious everything is cooked in bacon fat, tried cooking eggs in bacon fat, just made it taste like bacon and couldn't taste egg anymore. didn't like it.

whats ntae?

not the actual events

oh yeah. i listened to it once.

pure crap

i dont condone drug abuse but trent getting clean ruined his music imo

he should at least get a good producer

>satan
>not condoning drug abuse

Fuckin loser.

i think some of his later stuff is still worth listening to, but back then his music felt edgier than now, in a good way. it's kind of understandable since he got clean and has a family with kids. doesn't feel like he's pushing boundaries anymore and everyone just wants him to make another broken album.

Do you dipshits want to learn how to make toast or not?

drug use is fine. just not abuse

i love breakfast at night

"straight from my colon to your ears"

i like "the fragile" the best

why dont you take a bath with your toaster and do us all a favor

YES TEACH US

the fragile is pretty good, it had good instrumental tracks, and i like the (version) remix of frail. and i meant downward spiral, not broken.

nice looking plate. i started eating salads with breakfast dishes like that, a vinegary salad tastes good with all the fatty food. try it sometime if you haven't already.

i may have to see nin in oct in sacramento

at least you assholes are with yourselves. You're all just confused and wanting.

confused and wanting
nightmares haunting
longing for trent drunk and high
now change his diaper and say goodbye

great poem, I just don't konw what it means. Did your father shit himself before he died?

he wants trent reznor, the singer from the band nine inch nails, to be as good as he was when satan felt like he was at his peak, but he just seems old now.

i think he's still okay though, just not as crazy and edgy because he has a family now. i noticed the same thing happened with sascha k from kmfdm. their music is still okay, it just feels "safer" than it used to.

youtube.com/watch?v=u7APmRkatEU

no, after

we all know bud.

are you new?

seemed like someone didn't pal.

no. im old
i saw manson open for nin

r8 beer

morning

bread time

Nothing bad will happen to him, I doubt he even feels a shock. The key is that the plumbing in the tub is grounded

pork polish sausage

Going to try covering my hash.
I've tried to make hash browns 4-5 times now and they never hold together.
I can fry them for 20 minutes untouched or any time in between and I'll just end up with a hash mash.

i fry mine in a seasoned stainless pan. use oil and dont disturb them. then use a good turner to seperate from pan in one piece then flip in the air with the pan.

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always have a proper breakfast

what is that you're cooking in/on

polish sausage. onion. eggs.

in. the pan? some induction pan? mafdor?

induction stove let's you pick the temperature to set it to?

yes. it gives a different temp with different pans tho.

cool

Who's the other plate for, Fatty?

my wife.

and im doing 108 pushups today. how many are you doing?

109.

And a sit-up.

cool. can you fuck me in the ass?

Only if we're doing pushups at the same time. And let's make it before the 60th otherwise I'll lose my focus after that.

Ehh, why not.
imgur.com/a/payLg

sardines are good on pasta

Those look like anchovies user...

*anchovies
oops

I'm French and what is this?

9%/10

Not modern plastic plumbing and ceramic tubs.

You don't know what you're talking about