Use real Parmesan

sorry, but most of us aren't made out of gold. That shit is expensive.

They're all Italian or Polish.

They all have their first name chosen from the narrow pool of acceptable East Coast Catholic names.

>This is Chef John with completely rudimentary common-sense mediocre crapola drenched in a toothless ukulele-xanax-happy sheen, here to easily impress the easily impressed bisexual incompetent millenials while they eat their 3rd Cup O' Noodles in between episodes of their Steven Universe binge.

as opposed to?

racist

Man, you okay?

>taking breaks between episodes during your SU binge
Only Lapisfags do this.

Do you think John knows about cayenne hair growth shampoo?
Sounds like it was created specially for that bald goof.

Projecting your concern for yourself after I just threw you into a psychological tizzy? Hope you feel better, man.

the cayenne stimulates the glands, with burning

Nah, but you do you, man.

Lmfaoing @ ur life

>Projecting your concern for yourself after I just threw you into a psychological tizzy?
*tips fedora in the moonlight*

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double_tap

Proofs?

It means you are mentally ill.

>eat stuff that grows in dirt instead of engineered (((value added))) bullshit
>"omg user that's so extreme"

>tfw chef John will naver give your dick the good ol shaka shaka

you cant make accusations like that without evidence

>real Parmesan
Not available in the USA.
Sorry.

You can literally get imported Parmigiano Reggiano at walmart dumbshit

Not only that, but WF actually has the wheels with the imprint stamp guaranteeing authenticity. It seems expensive but people forget that a little bit goes a long way.

What's going on in this pic?

I assume he was trying to take a selfie for the blog but being Chef John women kept throwing themselves at him.

Why the fuck does he talk that way?

because he's a faggot that lives in san fancisco

He has a wife you faggot

She's not attractive but neither is he

Yeah "Michelle"? She's a post-op, I assume. Don't recall them having any kids.

Her surname is Manfredi so I guess you're right.

How expensive is parmesan in the US? It's pretty cheap here in England, I have a hard time believing it's particularly inaffordable.

$18-24 a pound, depending on the variety

OK well that is quite a lot then. You can get it for £6 a pound over here, $18 would get you a kilo.

You are surely referring to parmigiano-reggiano.

"Parmesan" is always fake cheese and costs very little.

But "parmesan" is slang for Parmigiano-Reggiano, much like how we say "burgundy" when we mean wine from Bourgogne

Only white trash thinks it means that crap from Wisconsin or that burgundy means boxed wine from California

That's corrupt food lobbying practices seeping into common speech, and is not to be taken seriously

Loads of people refer to the real thing as parmesan you autist

>But "parmesan" is slang for Parmigiano-Reggiano

No, not really.
Parmesan refers to the cheap fake stuff specifically.

>£6 a pound
Reading this gave me a headache.

>European law classifies the name, as well as the translation "Parmesan", as a protected designation of origin
I look forward to your apologies, user-kun.

But those people are objectively wrong. Why should we condone that behavior?

t.CEO of Sargento, a division of Mondelez

they had a son but he died

I stand corrected. Though I see no reason to apologize as I didn't do anything to wrong you.

Chef John spanks your wife's ass.
What do you do?

Hahahahahaha

Depends. Was it a tap-a-tap-a or a whack-a-whack-a?

my fucking sides

for me, it's the Chef Johnposting, the best Veeky Forums meme

Real parmesan isn't that expensive tho.

I bet you're fun at parties.

Let your mom know your sugars are getting low.

>millenial posting about millenials posting about a boomer who markets himself to everyone

>Better than 98% of cooking videos on YouTube
>Can't fucking speak the language properly

>john reed
That's not him

I use grana padano as a cheaper alternative. Fuck you chef John from foodwishes.com, you don't tell me what to do

You're a fucking creep. No one sees it, but I do, faggot

>they had a son but he died

Why?

point and laugh at this faggot

did anyone watch his facebook stream?

really stirs the proverbial almonds

yes but the host was a fucking twat, he made it awful to watch

Too bad his vids are crap now because he takes requests from retarded middle age women. He's basically a step above those tasty vids now in terms of recipe quality.

it is like 30 cents worth of parm for a plate of pasta
If you can't afford that you need to go back to school

>1kg = 3lbs
Ok m8

are there people that unironically watch this guys videos and not want to kill themselves because of the way he autistically changes the pitch of his voice

besides that his videos without audio are mediocre at best

>he gives me the ol tappa tappa
>nothing personnel kid

I know there's words here but I don't know what any of them mean

>use whole milk
>only have 2%

>literally making shit up
Kill yourself

Maybe you should spend less time on the computer watching cooking videos and more time working if you can't even afford parmesan.

Add some good ol cayenne to the ass and eat it like groceries