Alcohol

HELLO, BOYS! I'M BAACCCKKKKK! Sorry for the delay; life, food, drink, you know how it goes.
Anyways, without further ado, here's the alcohol chart! Now again, I may have missed some, but feel free to add or change as you see fit and as always, "Top and bottom are always correct."

>absinthe

>Top Shelf
Whisky
Whiskey

>Well
Moonshine
Absinthe
Tequila
Vodka
Brandy
Liqueur
Beer
Wine

>Weeb
Sake

>Not fit for human consumption
Gin

>Rock Bottom
Rum


fixed it for you

Worst chart I've ever seen posted

I actually agree with this.

Where does Black Booster fit in?

I unironically want to try that at least once.

It looks so shitty that it's beautiful.

Look at the way the label is taped. I can't tell if that's how they do it at the manufacturer, or if it was taped back on by the consumer because it was falling off.

Rum and wiskey is top tier everthing else doesnt matter

>Beer not top tier

So I'm a bourbon noob and got a handle of Marker's.

What are some good mixers for bourbon? I tried straight over one piece of ice but it couldn't get me in the mood.

Where's the Screech?

agreed. For once I'm glad I'm a millenial

I'm going to be 21 in a few months and only want to drink casually aka not get drunk. Which Whiskey should I get and how should I serve it?

>Where does Black Booster fit in?

Next to the motor oil and cleaning products.

>that fucking chart

should have stayed gone

Probably just a splash of water if it's too much. If your a real bitch you could try ginger ale or ginger beer

Why does beer make my farts smell awful?

Coke if you're a man of taste as well.

If you don't want to get drunk, don't drink liquor. Drink beer or wine son, drink it slow and don't drink more than 3.
Probably because you get drunk and eat shitty deep fried drunk food.

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ELDER GOD TIER
>Tequila
>White Rum
>Weiss Beer
>Scotch
Royalty Tier
>Whisky
>Whiskey
>Moonshine
>Dark Rum
>Stout Beer
Good Tier
>Rosè Wine
>Brandy
>Vodka
>Absinthe
>Red Wine
>Liqueur
>Lager
Peasant Tier
>Sake
>White Wine
>Light Beer
Accursed Undead Tier
>Gin
>Malt Liquor
>Moscato Wine