How would Veeky Forums rank these fries?

Smileys are at the bottom so this list is close enough. Reminds me of shitty school lunches that gave me diarrhea for years. Shoestrings should be #1 though.

I don't get it

Fuck both of you

Only niggers like sweet potatoes. Why do you think Patti Labelle sells sweet potato pies at the Wal-Mart.

tots aren't fries, they are dumplings

are adult dumplings called dumps?

That's objectively untrue.

I would institute the unholy fusion of Garlic and Cheese fries and dominate the playing field.

whichever ones are both the crispiest and the most soaked full of fat

potato wedge is the best kind of fry, you get all the flavors of the potato. Runners up are curly, waffle and belgian. Everything else is bleh

if you can actually taste potato, you're doing it wrong. this is why steak fries are garbage

wedges soak up all the oil and don't get crispy

Fries tier
>Belgian fries, standard cut, garlic fries, shoestring/matchstick, crinkle-cut, steak, chips
Arguably fries tier
>Curly fries, sweet potato fries
Not fries tier
>Waffle fries, tater tots, potato wedges, cottage fries, pommes souffles, potato tornado, smiley
Not just fries tier
>Cheese fries, chili cheese fries

Chips. Being Australian I was amazed when j found out these weren't standard outside of here and Britain. Really not a fan of those thin French fries, only places that sell them here are shit holes like McDonald's and some dumb restaurants that try to be """American"""

everyone knows curly fries are the best ever and nothing else can compete
they're just so much fun to eat!

never tried British "chips," but they look fuckin awesome

That's sad. Where do you live? They're literally the cheapest most pervasive food in the uk

They are hands down the best thing you can do with a potato in that style.

I usually only eat fried shit and white potatoes when traveling/socializing, so I eat the fries that are served at whatever vegan place I happen to be at. I may skip them next time since I've had enough for this decade. There's always something better to eat within reach.

I'm not a fan of them because even the exterior is usually so soft. I prefer a crispy exterior and a soft interior.

I don't like tater tots anymore. They always taste undercooked and too oily. Best are waffle fries,garlic fries, standard cut and curly

>They always taste undercooked and too oily

Increase your frying temperature and both of those problems should go away.

is correct about British cut, but that's usually the appeal to me.
There's hardly a better drunkfood than a paper wrap of chips and sausage. The former are chips almost entirely made of the soft interior of fries you're familiar with, basted in chip shop malt. ( which is a specific flavor a bit different than malt vinegar you might know ).
The sausage should be bursting with a crispy skin but a juicy flesh.
Then you stumble to your fridge and try to find the worst possible topping for your meal. My sister and I now have a tradition of cockles on chips.

Wrong! Gook love them too.

OP's Image is legit, almost spot on
Fuck steak fries, sweet potato, wedges and any other overly thick garbage.

Good because vinegar

Then explain why I've never met a white person that doesn't like sweet potatoes, myself included.

he is right tho

I think we can all agree with the E tier, can't we??

sick times, dude..

garlic fries every time

i'm white and i like sweet potatoes

how do i recover?

I'm white and they're fucking disgusting, I've never understood why people choose them over russet

Excuse me but where the fuck are the beer battered fries? These puppies with peppercorn gravy is the best side to a steak imaginable.

local tap house makes these and theyre fucking incredible

fries you make at home from whole potatoes < everything else

Shoestring fries are shit. Belongs last or in the trash

Missing god tier poutine

1 crab fries (adding this because they're standard cut with old bay on em, delicious)
2 waffle fries
3 curly fries

4 the rest are shit

X tier (broken, imba, banned from tournaments)
shoestring (have had these in what I can only describe as mc donalds fries in a shrink ray, very good)

S tier
steak, chips, can I just say truffle fries belong up here?

A tier
curly fries, standard cut, cheese fries, chili cheese fries, garlic fries

B tier
crinkle cut, belgian fries, waffle fries, tater tots

P tier (potato tier)
Pommes Souffles, cottage fries, smiley, potato wedges

Mega super F tier
sweet potato fries (sometimes they are good but desu they are the one thing on the list I might look at and say "nah nvm no fries today")

unranked
Potato tornado. Never had that.

potato wedges > steak fries > sweet potato fries

these three need to be at the end in this order.

I can't tell if potato wedges to chili cheese or chili cheese to cottage fries is one of the biggest power gaps of all time

Standard cut is the best since it's the one that cooks the best and evenly. Perfect ratio of crisp to soft inside.

>carne asada fries
>animal style fries
>garlic fries

wa la

Sounds like you don't like a baked potato with a crispy golden exterior.

IDK man. I'm as white as they come, and I'm not stupid enough to hate on the most delicious potato. Maybe you don't like them because you have AIDS, and if you don't have AIDS I hope you contract it soon.

Hang on a minute. Can all of the white people on this board take a minute to reach a consensus on sweet potatoes? Do we like them or not?

A famous chef needs to make the perfect truffle smilies.

shoestring fries can suck my cock, i hate those