ITT food brand mascots that you want to fuck

There was some brand of Italian food products and the mascot was a brunette with huge, well defined tits.
Cant remember the name though.

I'll be mildy disappointed when they change the logo to appease screeching sjws.

Glad im not alone.

Once you pop you can't stop

o fair sun maiden

thine eyes are big and full of wonder, fresh from the vine

nao lets fuk

Obligatory. I want him to gape my ass so wide he can eat cereal out of it, fill it with frosted flakes and "milk", and dig in, scraping the spoon against my prostate with every bite!

She looks like a plantation slave. I'd fuck her and she'd just have to take it. Maybe she'd look away or cry, but she'd have to take it.

everything on orangina commercials

youtube.com/watch?v=vm39Fp3dtpw

believe it or not this was official art on the back of the frosted flakes box during the china olympics

Bull fucking shit.

UUUUGGGHH THICCCC

I had to check
rule34.paheal.net/post/list/Lactaid/1

Technically not food but I've always thought I'd feel so safe in his arms

I wanna fuck Chiquita

I wanna tiddie-fuck the land o lakes girl

Is that Cuban titty-bird-milf a food mascot? I've seen her posted on other boards, but I never saved a pic. You know the one, with the poka-dot dress.

>t. Marge

This isn't what you're talking about but it's the first image that came to mind so maybe you'll enjoy it regardless

>no udders
4/10
may still fuck

sexy animals, weird faces

watching this without sound was incredibly confusing though

>Thicc shitposting on Veeky Forums

>americans

Pop Tarts nurse.

i wanna fuck a crunchling so bad bros
i dont even care if its male or female, i just want one to go *crunch crunch* on balls and call me captain

found this olive oil can at my cousin's house and I fell in love

not a mascot but this babe was from an orbit gum commercial for pizza flavored gum. id chew on her if you catch my drift

small pox my neg hole

It wasn't pizza flavored gum. She was a slice of the pizza the guy ate, and he wanted to get rid of the pizza breath with the gum so he could make out with his woman, and she got jealous.

Those aren't sex puns at all. She is just reiterating that she can cook.

Blast from the past, user. I thought I was the only one who played that

Pretty sure it's in a Jontron food related games video on youtube with a few million views.

just because a video game video has millions of views doesnt mean the video game has been played by millions of people
also, most functional adults do not religiously check in on video games internet personalities are playing

She has well-drawn feet.

Never said millions of people have played it, I doubt the poster played it either. Good job missing the point. And who said I religiously check out what internet personalities are doing?

shes well drawn period

I've never watched a jontron video

Is that Jerry Seinfeld?

fag

please stop reading my mind guys, it's really rude to do that.

Don't ever quote the entire thread again, or I will track you down, and tenderly caress you supple frame.

Yes

they're not supposed to be puns newfag

Unf

>not posting this one
youtube.com/watch?v=ck14LKBI9GM

THEY CAN'T KEEP DOING THIS

Don't worry, when France becomes an Islamic theocracy haram material like that will be proscribed

I know, right? Those bastards!

This looks shittier than Food Fight!

I bet you faggots jack off to Klasky Csupo.

>tfw male peafowls are the ones with the colorful tails
>tfw those were trap peacocks in that video

>that panda

>reddit meme
>calling someone else a newfag

Red Robin is the Veeky Forums certified burger.

>>reddit meme
it's an old school /b/ meme you nigger

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Ya makes sense they'd want to fuck their own kind

one for my cunnybros

>not posted yet
shit taste

>pizza flavored gum
>wants to fuck pizza
That's not at all what it was and you're a fucking moron and degenerate.

The fuck

Mascot of a Bar in Columbus, Ohio.

They tried to be Hooters but the clientele were not... The greatest with shootings and stabbings aplenty. Eventually closed as a nuisance.

I fucking LOVED that game

Here Vink

salt grill is Veeky Forums

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this is a christian board

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Blue board edit.

thank god this image is now completely safe for work.

>From the smell of a corn field or the brush of a gentle harvest breeze against her ocher skin she can tell when it’s time to harvest. She sings a siren song beckoning earworms to a death more desirous than most noble men’s lives.

>She didn’t just show up for a logo shoot, don a peasant blouse from the prop room and phone in her ever-so-accessible smile. No. She picked the corn in her basket, fresh with the morning dew from a field so lush and tall it tickles God’s toes at the throne of heaven. She can work the entire day through without pitting-out her divinely white blouse, and still have enough magic left to grind the corn with a wink of her eye and bake fresh tortillas in the warmth of her bosom.

Why do those mountains look like the colombian andes if she's supposed to be mexican?

I don't question it as long as she supplies me with $2 tortilla chips.

Holy hell i was chuckling reading this entire thread and i about died laughing when i saw this

>that wobbly pizza penis

an ordinary person would probably see it as a dress.

>ordinary person
>Veeky Forums

Haha I remember that place....so you remember charlie bear?

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kek

>tfw nobody ever uses the traditional dress or suit

the juanita's chick is my bae, those hella greasy chips and their kinda gross canned cheese are amaze-balls together.

any woman who can make chips that good is a 10 in my book.

>bae
>hella
>amaze-balls

shoot yourself

Only correct answer.

why are you so salty over what language other people use?

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That's not a language. That's juvenile babytalk.

>slang isn't language

i'll bet you think a creole is only a cooking term too.

>separate dick and ball budges
no

There's colloquialisms and there's talking like an idiot.

i could only think of this and the cholula girl

nice job moving the goalposts, faggot.

i live on the west coast, so i communicate as such. language continues to evolve, to ignore it is moronic.