Food & Cooking Webm thread

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>tfw I first heard NBC was shitcanning Hannibal

what a bunch of losers. experimental show that still did really fucking well and had a cult following before it even left the air, and the network trashed it because they wouldn't know good TV if it shot them in the side of the face

>when you're in a fully stocked kitchen but the survival training kicks in

It was pretty good, but pretty far up it's own ass at the same time.

the sauce kills it for me
it's just way to much

>tfw your survival training tells you to grab a knife around the cutting edge with your palm

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Can you even flombay with wine??

>all that work when you can just shoot your load into a bowl

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Could be grappa

>not mixing your spunk into your tofu

lewd

it's an egg you muppet

That's a Zwilling J.A. Henckels chef's knife. That thing cost at least a hundred dollars.

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Pretty sure they were referring to the brown sauce they dumped all over it at the end.

With vermouth, yes.

what the fuck is going on here?

Doesn't look like vermouth

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You have to eat all the eggs

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you sure about that m8?

It's not that brand, whatever it is

that doesn't mean it can't be a pale, off-white vermouth.

Well yeah, that doesn't mean it can't be white wine either and they included the flames for theatrics

I demand that you find out what it is

this guy says white wine

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that doesn't mean it can't be human piss

Recipe is Veal Osso Bucco. Since my internet is total shit, amazon refuses to stream in HD so I had to look up the recipe to see all the ingredients.

It is, indeed, white wine. I concede, you win.

Ok im sorry I bullied you

I would totally have dinner cooked by Hannibal Lecter, that shit looks amazing. And you're guarenteed polite company.

Unless he plans on having you for another dinner

Looks like it says cabernet sauvignon to me.

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>Ok im sorry
No you aren't. Fuck off and kys faggot.

That seems unlikely, since cabernet sauvignon is red.

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have a glass of wine

this one makes me hungry af every god damn time

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lol it was dark, dull and boring with a dash of homosexual undertones.

I don't remember saving any of these.

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>yfw realize you'd rather eat what this dude was cooking any day opposed to Scalifani's drek.

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>Still not asking for it

>tfw you come to this thread hungry and leave horny

Pretty rude, please apologize to Ja/ck/ immediately

is that a steak for dogs?

>that barbaric toss into the pan

that was hard to watch

how do you fuck up the initial toss that bad?

I'll never understand Japan's fascination for slimy foods with plenty of raw and runny egg in it

how to get stretch marks

Simpsons did it

fucking gross
just disgusting

Third season was shit

gimme 20cc of tofu cummy yummies in my tummy stat!

only the beginning

i cringed at the knife wall

What does he have against letting things cook properly? It's like he can't wait to eat whatever abomination he's cooking, but he probably spends five minutes setting up the camera for the next shot anyway.

What is this from? A restauranteur punishment show?

>crying and puking in 5...4...3...2...

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that's neat

Add a black and white filter and it looks like one of those infomercials

god this fuckers eyes are on the verge of popping out

Everything he does and says comes off as uncomfortably disingenuous.

I know what you mean, it's like he is a robot designed to react to foods in a scripted manner.

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cool

she's gonna be a hit at college

kills me every time

I bet you both $20 he's an aspiring youth minister

lol served with a side of eyeballs at the end

>Americans still triggered by runny eggs

>that hair
she is a 30 year old roastie who lives for karaoke night