How do you like your omelette, Veeky Forums?

how do you like your omelette, Veeky Forums?

jalapeno with a side of red velvet cupcakes

jalepeno red velvet

Hold the eggs please.

That sounds gross, I just can't.

>Google this shitty meme
>it's pony shit
You mlp fags make me sick

I made a tasty Italian omelette last evening. I used some roasted red pepper I had left over, some fresh basil I picked up from a hippy organic super market, and some feta cheese also picked up from the hippy organic food store.

I spiced it with some oregano and parsley.

It was one of the best tasting and aesthetically pleasing omelettes I've ever made.

>samefagging on Veeky Forums

shouldn't you be flying kites?

For breakfast, I prefer pancakes to omelettes

One time I was so tired I fell asleep and my face plop in my pancakes, I woke abruptly and said "I'M PANCAKE....I mean....awake"

That's a really autistic story my friend

I like fruit with my pancakes

Wow, I would almost feel bad eating this. It's adorable.

Oh, I really enjoy making them.

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What's a grill gotta do to get (you)s around here

Post [spoiler] kites [/spoiler]

Swiss cheese, mushrooms, diced peppers, maybe sour cream and salsa on top.

>dat whipped cream/butter/whatever the fuck is plopped down on top of the pancakes
fucking americans I swear to god
also crepes > pancakes

Combining eggs and mushrooms is just too much for me, seems like an extra booty experience, two anal esque foods together

not to burst your bubble or anything, but that's a burrito, dude.

they just replaced the tortilla with eggs.

yeah whoever ordered those pancakes must be pretty piggy

pancakes

it's a good thing it's called a 'dutch baby' because that looks like an abortion

damn tasty though with some jam or jelly. Or fresh fruit and honey.

Can someone explain a good egg mix to make ommelets. It's more than just eggs whisked in a bowl right ?

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Nope

Classic French omelet with fresh herbs is my favorite.
However, occasionally I'll have a nice vegetable and cheese omelet.

I fucking love Dutch baby. Especially with lemon squeezed over it, and a light sprinkle of powdered sugar.

Fucking worthless faggot

It literally is not more than eggs in a bowl

Serve it up with hash browns and it sounds heavenly.

Kek

cotton cheese is great in protein and tasty

i dont know what this means
im curious
explain yourself

it looks like a clown!
the cone is like a hat!

you need double cream, milk, salt, pepper

[spoiler]its just eggs in a bowl you dolt[spoiler/]

Omurice like in my Chinese cartoons.

Lots of sharp cheddar, lots of caramelized onion, some asparagus.

Also eggs not runny but not completely dry either, still soft. I like over easy eggs but don't like runny scrambled eggs.

NO. Fuck you.

Omelets need nothing, and if you want your eggs looser, add a spoonful of water. Milk is never used in proper omelets.

Stop putting food up your butt user.

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Eggs can sometimes smell like sulfur, so similar to farts, while mushrooms share the taste of anus, if you ever taste somebodies butthole is can surprisingly taste similar to mushroom

thanks for the information

>mushrooms share the taste of anus, if you ever taste somebodies butthole is can surprisingly taste similar to mushroom
It varies from anus to anus. My current girlfriend's asshole has a mild berry flavor.