>The best part of waking up is...
The best part of waking up is
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don't talk to me before I've had my coffee lmao
hot dr pepper
Getting head then going back to sleep.
No longer wasting my life sleeping.
...stroking my morning wood.
No Flogers in a cup or actually anywhere around
Folgers tastes like socks that have been used for at least 4 days in a row and not washed
is not.
morning blowjob.
making and eating breakfast tbqhf
the first few precious seconds of partial-wakefulness during which the crushing burden of existential despair yet remains at bay
you ever wish you could just sleep... forever...
Um... drinking more of the vodka that made me pass out the night before, and getting to work knowing that there's still enough left in the handle to get me through the night?
Does anybody else sprinkle a little leftover tobacco from their cigarette butts over the grounds of your morning coffee? I found it gives a delicate aroma and flavor that's really enjoyable.
A $500 cup
This is also gud
Half shitty coffee and half shitty bourbon.
good feel user
Opening fire on old farts playing baseball.
Folgers thread?
Remembering that I'll be dead one day.
Sleeping is not a waste of life
>The best part of waking up is
none
...
>smelling your gf's tight bald virgin in-tact hymen pussy while she is fast asleep on ambien?
>also smelling your fingers afterwards for breakfast
..getting out of work.
Taking a sweet piss. Man that morning pee-pee just feels fantastic.
Main office pranksters.
Oh was that flat Dr.Pepper in the coffee pot? Ahahaha!
Can't remember the last time I heard that jingle. Now I'm ordering Folger's kcups for the office.
Masturbating
A cup of covfefe right out of bed is dumb, as your body is naturally producing hormones to keep you awake right then. Better drink it 4-5 hours into the day to avoid a midday slump
Folger's in your butt
underrated desu
it's never as good though.
what is morning wood and how do I get it?
i've never woken up with a stiffy before.
...is a cup of soy sauce.
knowing that todays is the day were you jump in front of that train
A dick in your butt.
Wake up during a REM cycle, and quit jacking off daily.
I dont jack off much actually. Maybe I should just sleep longer because I never do it long enough to get into REM.
Do you even have a penis?
I do, I just don't jack off every hour of the day. Usually its 3 times a week for me.
...
>Georia
>not Boss Coffee
IS ACID IN YOUR CUP
Taking a big dump, jerking off, then walk to local coffee shop for a coffee, drink it, then come back home and immediately switch to beer. Do this every morning and your depression will decrease immensely.
>he doesnt perpetually jack off
>3 times a week
Damn, if I limited my masturbation that much I think my balls would explode.
ACID IN YOUR CUP
F
K
In the coffee.
That first sip of the day.