>be me >a highly intelligent gentleman who is picky about quality and value >often looking for a delicious new lunch spot >try Burger King on a whim
My friends I tell you, it was one of the best meals I have had this year. The crisp vegetables mixed with the moist and hot broiled burger. The cool soda, the hot and crunch fries, totally blown away.
I was able to get a value meal for $5.99 and they even complimented my shirt. They don't let black people touch your food and they also have ice cream.
Head on down to Burger King today and get yourself some good mood food. You won't regret it!!
Aaron Torres
I've always thought this was an underrated pasta.
Adrian Sullivan
Two things you got wrong >cool soda >french fries Burger was point on tho. Is autistic of me to grab a large dollar soda and 2 medium fries(made to order; always) from McDonalds prior to eating my whopper or stacker from burger king?
Justin Butler
wtf I love BK now
Henry Brown
I always thought it tasted better back when they had that old packaging design that the OP pic has.
Adrian Torres
I'm not being an SJW or anything, but the black people part kind of ruins it for me. Really goes against the tone of shillposting and not in a funny subversive way.
Luis Miller
Thanks for the thread, OP. I'm glad we all agree that McDonald's is tasty as fuck.
Xavier Morgan
Oh fuck off reddit
Leo Adams
10/10 post. I'll be eating there TONIGHT!
What meal should I enjoy?
Elijah Bailey
I'm not even shitposting, I'm going to go buy a whopper now. Fuck you op
Daniel King
Fuck off, shill.
Jordan Nguyen
No BK here in flyover land. No Wendy's or taco bell either
Camden Johnson
Burger King is total garbage. I'd rather eat dog food
Carson Parker
Stick to your McChickens you complete faggot
Julian Rodriguez
I don't believe that shit. Where exactly do you live son where they don't have major fast food chains?
Aaron Sanchez
No dude, it's specifically funny because it's like they catered the shilling directly to Veeky Forums for a second.
Robert Stewart
I'd take a whopper over a big mac or even double double any day.
Whoppers are very underrrated.
Aaron Rivera
We have arbys, McDonalds, KFC, DQ, Hardee's, and Taco Johns
t. North Dakota
Camden Edwards
>people not recognizing this pasta
Henry Martinez
It was recognized in the first post
Blake Cruz
faggot
Jonathan Flores
>250x187 and blurry AF pic
Owen Scott
BK is for KANGZ
Austin Kelly
>Calling me a faggot for not eating fast food Enjoy your early grave, retard
Sebastian Parker
i just want to find one nigger free bk
is that too much to ask Jesus?
Adrian Miller
it makes it funnier because of how specific, yet totally inaccurate it is
Wyatt Moore
good thread
Brayden Garcia
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Gavin Barnes
Never had crunchy fries at BK. They're never hot either. Shit pasta but the best we have.
Luis Evans
Have you ever tried 5 Guys Burgers and Fries?
Carson Perez
BK's in cities are always staffed by black people for some reason, and they always end up serving the worst food
Evan Butler
amazing how Veeky Forums literally gets triggered by not-racism
Robert Hernandez
I'll never eat at burger king again after shitting bile for 8 hours thanks to their "food."
Ryan Lewis
I'm vacationing in Dublin right now and grabbed some BK for lunch yesterday. Almost ten euros for two double bacon burgs. I could have got five McDoubles for that at the McDonald's next door. They weren't bad burgers but the price difference is unreal, at least here. Next time I want to spent that kind of money on lunch I'll just go to a pub and get real food.
Nolan Ross
Woman detected
Matthew Jackson
Any black people in North Dakota?
Aaron Parker
>'m not being an SJW or anything, but Literally the reddit version of: >I'm not a racist, but
Lincoln Gray
>hearing about a black person ruins a story for me >not racist Yeah I'm gonna need you to go back to /pol/
Cooper Lee
It ruins it for me because in my 96% white town the only fast food restaurant that has a lot of black workers is Burger King.
Leo Gutierrez
He meant not-racism as in anti-racism you dumb fuck. End your existence.
Carson Jones
Nice try, shill. I have a simple 100% test for a fast food joint: if it ain't got that Big Mac then it ain't worth jack.
Jayden Robinson
i wish Veeky Forums was less racist too. i felt that, at least prior to obama, people were ironically racist. maybe i was just really fucking naive.
Lincoln Bailey
Yeah. For a burger, fries, and a drink, it's almost twice the price. If OP wanted to pay that, he'd have gone to some sit down restaurant.
Now, don't sperg on me and blather on about how delicious 5 Guys is. Cause it fucking is. Great burgers, good fries, and all the peanuts you can stuff down your face. But everyday food it is not.
Jack Brooks
>niggers touching your food its always black youths who work there and they are the ones known for tampering with your order they will spit in your food if they dont like the way you look/talk or are just having a bad day fuck eating that garbage unless you want herpies
Eli Richardson
funny thing is chick-fil-a is the exact opposite and its a chicken joint its like the exact opposite
Wyatt Nelson
>Complaining about blacks while insisting on living in a majority black nation.
Aaron Sullivan
im not white nice try though but you missed the whole point im not complaining about blacks im complaining about niggers youre a nigger btw
Eli Allen
Fuck you nigger whore and go back to r*ddit.
Dylan Martinez
Foubd the no-whitey
David Turner
>those ugly lines at the sides
Nicholas Howard
i didn't much like the biscuit i got, but hungry now, might eat it. more commas for your reading pleasure.
Aiden Brown
Veeky Forums reacts counter to the mainstream. So 10-15 years ago when everyone was like yeah you can't say nigger but otherwise meh then Veeky Forums said nigger a lot.
Fast forward to 2016 where everyone is offended by everything and it's some crime against humanity to say anything negative about black people. And lo and behold Veeky Forums reacts by being racist as shit
Julian Anderson
Or, it could just be that most Americans are sick & tired of Black racism, bigortry, mysogyny...
And most of all, we're tired of you ignorant white people making double standards for Niggers and excusing every crime they commit.
I blame america's Nigger problem solely on their white liberal enablers.
Brody Jackson
>Or, it could just be that most Americans are sick & tired of Black racism, bigortry, mysogyny...
This.
Connor Butler
> Be me > Let's go to Burger King > user says it's good! AnonDelivers.jpg > Looks at menu board > See Mac N Cheetos > "Let's go to McDonald's instead."
Ethan Cook
Wrong. Veeky Forums draws a lot of disenfranchised whites who lack the education, motivation and skills to keep up with a changing world and look for scapegoats like the handful of mexicans who come here to pick fruit and vegetables or roof houses 12 hours/day in 100F heat for $5.00/hour or the nignogs who are exactly as disenfranchised as themselves. That's how you get governments headed by gangsters. Weimar Germany, anyone?
Isaac Hill
the latter
Alexander Taylor
I haven't had Burger King for a while. Pro they have any specialty burgers atm?
Juan Bell
Found the commie. Cant wait to toss u from a heli boy o boy