Itt: shit only stupid people buy

>being American
top lol
go2 Alaska or something

That they do. But I avoid needing condoms by making sure it's somewhere else when I cum. Added benefit of not needing a morning after pill, though I understand that the situation might call for one now that you've menioned that.
>inb4 leg-locking, forgetting, surprise nut, etc.
I don't fuck random people, I know the girl for a while before I try with her. If a bitch leglocks me, I'll just stand up and slam her, a fractured dick is cheaper than 18 years of extra taxes. And being demisexual makes things easy if it breaks; sex is not a necessity in my life, and I count that as a blessing.

you seem like a real faggot

Except a hamburger is piss easy to make and it only takes 5-10 minutes to prepare the fucking patties.

Shh don't tell them that they'll get mad about having to pay thousands a month to live next to niggers