Leave work

>leave work
>realize I'm out of honey and the farmer's market is closed
>go to the store
>over 9,000 kinds of honey, look for local stuff
>Brooklyn honey, fuck that I'm not giving money to hipster shitheads
>Adirondack honey, nah it might be made by Republicans
>NJ honey hmm might be alright. Uh oh one of them is infused, the ingredient list is the same as the non-infused, maybe they're all infused, fuck that
>Pennsylvania honey, nah they literally betrayed America, fuck the entire state
>VA honey, lol just no
>AZ honey, ha ha, nope
>Amish honey? Basically American Taliban, no thanks
>running out of domestic options
>Aussie honey? I'm not eating honey from literal shitposters
>NZ honey? Had that too many times, boring as fuck
>Greek pine honey? Interesting but it's pasteurized fuck that shit
>Brazilian honey? Probably has a lot of chemicals, no thanks
>ქართული თი ჰანი? can't read it, can't make an informed decision
>Jammu and Kashmir honey? Pretty much the opposite of local but, it's raw. Organic. Free trade. From a conflict zone. Muslims might benefit from my purchase. And, obviously, there are no other realistic options, so I guess this will have to do.

Probably wasted 20 minutes reading honey jars. What kinds of inconveniences do you experience when the farmer's market is closed, Veeky Forums?

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Faggots on Veeky Forums blogging about their first world problems

did you just assume my sexual orientation?

Holy shit you're a fucking faggot, and probably a woman, and definitely a libshit.

There is nothing wrong with any of those, but the only accurate guess is the third

anime posters outside of /a/ should be grounds for range bans

>>Adirondack honey, nah it might be made by Republicans
you genuinely need to kill yourself if you make you are trying to make food political, you Freedom Fries thumping shitbrain.

Nah, the first one is hitting home on all cylinders.

Is that a troll, or is OP and people like him the reason Trump got elected?

>knowingly fund things I don't support, and am in fact, in opposition to

W-why would I do that? Would you buy a [five star meal of your choice] from Hillary?

I'm in Wisconsin and buy New Glarus beer and Rayovac batteries, despite their owners being Walker-hating liberals, because it keeps the money local.

But beside that point, your diatribe makes you an immense fucking faggot.

I didn't know Trump sold his own honey.
You are mental.

You're just disassociating things. People with successful companies, and companies "themselves" donate money to their political parties. You can try to not think about it, but if you buy something owned by someone who doesn't support what you support, you're funding it

didn't read lol

prob both

>make food political
child detected. foods were political before they even had names

every stupid hangup you have about not eating horses or hating vegans or whatever is pure politics

I hate you for pointing out the obvious, is that political?

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>AZ honey, ha ha, nope
delet this

i'll bite, if any person ever deserved to be removed from this planet, it's you

why, is it supposed to be good? it was pasteurized

Sounds like you've been having a bad day. Here have some chocolate cake-desu. Happy early, or late, birthday user-kun

when i come to farmer market, there a lot of sjw, vegans, weird people, hipsters and tgey are looking for "GMO free" and other shit like this
and im there just because i want to buy cucumber(to put it up my ass)

Mexican honey with the comb still in the jar is AMAZING, you can't go wrong with that.

>tfw sell my produce at Farmer's Markets
>every time somebody buys my cucumbers it's usually a woman or a very homosexual sounding man
>tfw they probably just use it as dildos and never actually taste them
Is this what being a farmer is like?
My garden only gros cucumbers and tomatoes, and while my tomatoes sell very well my cucumbers are the ones i'm really proud of.

Probably because oversized cucumbers are fucking terrible and the only purpose they serve is for farmers to take "world's biggest cucumber" meme pics, and gross people to use as sex toys

it's fucking bait you newshit

Gay or straight, you're still an utter faggot.
user was right in xhe's assumption.

>Muslims might benefit from my purchase

Nutritionally, honey is just expensive corn syrup. Any benefits are placebo. Eat some dates.

The dates sold at my neighborhood store are Israeli apartheid dates

I have to go to another neighborhood to get dates I'm ethically ok with eating that are still good

>enjoy some cheap ass aunt jemima because she homey af
>tfw she aint real
fuck betty crocker too

Eat some apples from your own neighborhood?

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Babby's first conscious eating discussion?

The game is to find the less harmful of various options. The idea that we should embrace nihilism because pure abstract ideal harmlessness doesn't exist is, in itself, quite harmful.

I'm vegan. I don't trust any of those feel good labels. I buy stuff based on what it is. Everything else can be made up. Loads of fish isn't even the species it's sold as.

>I buy stuff based on what I think it is
Made an important correction for you there

I eat only whole plant foods. There's little room for adulteration. What can be hidden in a head of lettuce?

You have my respect

Really obvious b8 OP but you still got bites.

anti-Semite

ITT the tolerant right shows its respect for personal freedom

>my wife has serveral kids from different dads and none of them are mine: starter pack

awfully specific fear
got something you need to get off your chest?

I'm not as crazy as you, but if I'm not buying local I do let my impressions of the country of origin effect my purchase. For example I avoid Italian olive oil because I know it gets stepped on. I like French products, but don't like paying a premium for them at fancy shops. I tend to favor products from Spain, Greece, Mexico, Turkey and Lebanon because I like the food from those countries. I'd hesitate to buy anything from Japan these days because who knows how bad the radiation over there really is? And I avoid buying anything from Israel because my taxes already support those guys more than enough. I'll buy rice from Egypt and Pakistan, but not much else. I try to minimize Chinese imports because I don't trust their QC. I feel the same way about most US mass market products.

>>NZ honey? Had that too many times, boring as fuck
>>Brazilian honey? Probably has a lot of chemicals, no thanks

sounds like you're maing up your own problems

you're definitely a faggot

go learn something new actually don't bother with /pol/ anymore the election killed it go read some stuff hitler wrote on jews

>Pennsylvania betrayed America
Found the hipster shithead

This post is elaborate but stupid bait.

this is ironic boys

You really should shop around for honey. I have never been allergic to anything in my life and honey caused me some very bad open sores. It was disgusting and I'm glad my airway didn't swell up desu.

The bees probably got into some poison ivy or something like that.

In Brooklyn a few years back the bees got into a leaking tank from a maraschino cherry factory. This contaminated a batch of honey turning it pink and giving it a weird artificial taste. It also spawned an intense investigation that led to a hidden grow operation getting busted, but that's not related to open sores.

Anyway that's just one reason to avoid Brooklyn honey. You never know what they're getting into.

Ashkenazi are not semitic

I'm not an avid honey eater and I didn't taste anything out of the ordinary, besides the off taste I usually associate with honey after switching from sugar.

I mixed it with hot tea and I don't throw accusations around lightly, but it was the only change in my diet.

>>AZ honey, ha ha, nope
r u d e

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>Amish honey? Basically American Taliban, no thanks
>retards falling for the bait
Lol

It is all the same honey that got filtered to hide the fact it was imported via another country and originally comes from China and has been adulterated with other stuff (like HFCS) to lower their costs and cheat you.

foodrenegade.com/your-honey-isnt-honey/

Get your own hives. It isn't difficult to do and in your second year the hives pay for themselves and you get 100s of pounds of honey every year after that.

t. walmart shopper

Is this actual autism?

I think you meant affect, not effect

Now there's a Jesus, whose "wound" I'd like to stick my spear into!

Is that a Samurai Champloo reference?

>some fucker demonstrates he raises bees
>a douchebag pops up accusing him of being a walmart shopper, the very antithesis.

Never change Veeky Forums, never change.

No, cutey honey came out before you were born

>>Adirondack honey, nah it might be made by Republicans
Actually it's made by bees cruelly enslaved by republicans, I'll call PETA and you get outraged on twitter.

which party is pro horse eating

Cutey isn't astro boy youngin

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>bees
>not aphids

>le ironic anime Islam cuck
why's this thread still up?

>choosing your honey based on political beliefs

Wew lad

return to your containment board, you're lost

Of course it fucking did. It aired back in 1973 or something. I was born in 1998.

Bees get honeydew from aphids & scales and make honeydew honey.

kill yourself Ahmed

My name is Detlef, and no

>libtard
>pro-Israel
What timeline did I enter? Did CERN turn on the accelerator again?

>It also spawned an intense investigation that led to a hidden grow operation getting busted
>they let their males release pollen

how does it feel to know that your grandparents and forebears are ashamed of your existence?

It's food. Shut the fuck up and pick a jar to buy. Fucking faggot.

My grandfather was killed by the Nazis

he'd probably still say your an extremist loving faggot

t.neo nazi

please kill yourself