>leave work >realize I'm out of honey and the farmer's market is closed >go to the store >over 9,000 kinds of honey, look for local stuff >Brooklyn honey, fuck that I'm not giving money to hipster shitheads >Adirondack honey, nah it might be made by Republicans >NJ honey hmm might be alright. Uh oh one of them is infused, the ingredient list is the same as the non-infused, maybe they're all infused, fuck that >Pennsylvania honey, nah they literally betrayed America, fuck the entire state >VA honey, lol just no >AZ honey, ha ha, nope >Amish honey? Basically American Taliban, no thanks >running out of domestic options >Aussie honey? I'm not eating honey from literal shitposters >NZ honey? Had that too many times, boring as fuck >Greek pine honey? Interesting but it's pasteurized fuck that shit >Brazilian honey? Probably has a lot of chemicals, no thanks >ქართული თი ჰანი? can't read it, can't make an informed decision >Jammu and Kashmir honey? Pretty much the opposite of local but, it's raw. Organic. Free trade. From a conflict zone. Muslims might benefit from my purchase. And, obviously, there are no other realistic options, so I guess this will have to do.
Probably wasted 20 minutes reading honey jars. What kinds of inconveniences do you experience when the farmer's market is closed, Veeky Forums?
Faggots on Veeky Forums blogging about their first world problems
Caleb Wilson
did you just assume my sexual orientation?
Parker Smith
Holy shit you're a fucking faggot, and probably a woman, and definitely a libshit.
Nolan Jones
There is nothing wrong with any of those, but the only accurate guess is the third
Gavin Gomez
anime posters outside of /a/ should be grounds for range bans
Connor Thompson
>>Adirondack honey, nah it might be made by Republicans you genuinely need to kill yourself if you make you are trying to make food political, you Freedom Fries thumping shitbrain.
Daniel Long
Nah, the first one is hitting home on all cylinders.
Jonathan Flores
Is that a troll, or is OP and people like him the reason Trump got elected?
Zachary Sanders
>knowingly fund things I don't support, and am in fact, in opposition to
W-why would I do that? Would you buy a [five star meal of your choice] from Hillary?
Henry Martin
I'm in Wisconsin and buy New Glarus beer and Rayovac batteries, despite their owners being Walker-hating liberals, because it keeps the money local.
But beside that point, your diatribe makes you an immense fucking faggot.
Lincoln Diaz
I didn't know Trump sold his own honey. You are mental.
Luke Clark
You're just disassociating things. People with successful companies, and companies "themselves" donate money to their political parties. You can try to not think about it, but if you buy something owned by someone who doesn't support what you support, you're funding it
Luke Mitchell
didn't read lol
Christian Carter
prob both
Hunter Roberts
>make food political child detected. foods were political before they even had names
every stupid hangup you have about not eating horses or hating vegans or whatever is pure politics
Carter Hill
I hate you for pointing out the obvious, is that political?
Kayden Miller
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Sebastian Nelson
>AZ honey, ha ha, nope delet this
Leo Nguyen
i'll bite, if any person ever deserved to be removed from this planet, it's you
Logan Rodriguez
why, is it supposed to be good? it was pasteurized
Juan Sullivan
Sounds like you've been having a bad day. Here have some chocolate cake-desu. Happy early, or late, birthday user-kun
Jaxson Baker
when i come to farmer market, there a lot of sjw, vegans, weird people, hipsters and tgey are looking for "GMO free" and other shit like this and im there just because i want to buy cucumber(to put it up my ass)
Christopher Hill
Mexican honey with the comb still in the jar is AMAZING, you can't go wrong with that.
Anthony Hill
>tfw sell my produce at Farmer's Markets >every time somebody buys my cucumbers it's usually a woman or a very homosexual sounding man >tfw they probably just use it as dildos and never actually taste them Is this what being a farmer is like? My garden only gros cucumbers and tomatoes, and while my tomatoes sell very well my cucumbers are the ones i'm really proud of.
Aiden Walker
Probably because oversized cucumbers are fucking terrible and the only purpose they serve is for farmers to take "world's biggest cucumber" meme pics, and gross people to use as sex toys
Wyatt Wilson
it's fucking bait you newshit
Wyatt Taylor
Gay or straight, you're still an utter faggot. user was right in xhe's assumption.
Jordan Flores
>Muslims might benefit from my purchase
Sebastian White
Nutritionally, honey is just expensive corn syrup. Any benefits are placebo. Eat some dates.
Isaiah Young
The dates sold at my neighborhood store are Israeli apartheid dates
I have to go to another neighborhood to get dates I'm ethically ok with eating that are still good
Angel Hall
>enjoy some cheap ass aunt jemima because she homey af >tfw she aint real fuck betty crocker too
John Green
Eat some apples from your own neighborhood?
Jayden Rogers
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Lucas Watson
Babby's first conscious eating discussion?
The game is to find the less harmful of various options. The idea that we should embrace nihilism because pure abstract ideal harmlessness doesn't exist is, in itself, quite harmful.
Joshua Ramirez
I'm vegan. I don't trust any of those feel good labels. I buy stuff based on what it is. Everything else can be made up. Loads of fish isn't even the species it's sold as.
Isaac Garcia
>I buy stuff based on what I think it is Made an important correction for you there
Jace Garcia
I eat only whole plant foods. There's little room for adulteration. What can be hidden in a head of lettuce?
William Anderson
You have my respect
Landon Jackson
Really obvious b8 OP but you still got bites.
Jace Ortiz
anti-Semite
Ayden Sanchez
ITT the tolerant right shows its respect for personal freedom
Jaxson Sanders
>my wife has serveral kids from different dads and none of them are mine: starter pack
Alexander Moore
awfully specific fear got something you need to get off your chest?
Evan Reyes
I'm not as crazy as you, but if I'm not buying local I do let my impressions of the country of origin effect my purchase. For example I avoid Italian olive oil because I know it gets stepped on. I like French products, but don't like paying a premium for them at fancy shops. I tend to favor products from Spain, Greece, Mexico, Turkey and Lebanon because I like the food from those countries. I'd hesitate to buy anything from Japan these days because who knows how bad the radiation over there really is? And I avoid buying anything from Israel because my taxes already support those guys more than enough. I'll buy rice from Egypt and Pakistan, but not much else. I try to minimize Chinese imports because I don't trust their QC. I feel the same way about most US mass market products.
Nicholas Perry
>>NZ honey? Had that too many times, boring as fuck >>Brazilian honey? Probably has a lot of chemicals, no thanks
sounds like you're maing up your own problems
Cooper Sullivan
you're definitely a faggot
go learn something new actually don't bother with /pol/ anymore the election killed it go read some stuff hitler wrote on jews
Evan Sanchez
>Pennsylvania betrayed America Found the hipster shithead
Colton Gutierrez
This post is elaborate but stupid bait.
Jayden Lewis
this is ironic boys
Julian Reed
You really should shop around for honey. I have never been allergic to anything in my life and honey caused me some very bad open sores. It was disgusting and I'm glad my airway didn't swell up desu.
Nicholas Wright
The bees probably got into some poison ivy or something like that.
In Brooklyn a few years back the bees got into a leaking tank from a maraschino cherry factory. This contaminated a batch of honey turning it pink and giving it a weird artificial taste. It also spawned an intense investigation that led to a hidden grow operation getting busted, but that's not related to open sores.
Anyway that's just one reason to avoid Brooklyn honey. You never know what they're getting into.
Grayson Johnson
Ashkenazi are not semitic
Colton Richardson
I'm not an avid honey eater and I didn't taste anything out of the ordinary, besides the off taste I usually associate with honey after switching from sugar.
I mixed it with hot tea and I don't throw accusations around lightly, but it was the only change in my diet.
Cameron Evans
>>AZ honey, ha ha, nope r u d e
Christopher Perry
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Isaac Long
>Amish honey? Basically American Taliban, no thanks >retards falling for the bait Lol
Jonathan Foster
It is all the same honey that got filtered to hide the fact it was imported via another country and originally comes from China and has been adulterated with other stuff (like HFCS) to lower their costs and cheat you.
Get your own hives. It isn't difficult to do and in your second year the hives pay for themselves and you get 100s of pounds of honey every year after that.
Levi Gray
t. walmart shopper
Ayden Turner
Is this actual autism?
Ryan Sullivan
I think you meant affect, not effect
Nathan Jones
Now there's a Jesus, whose "wound" I'd like to stick my spear into!
Samuel Torres
Is that a Samurai Champloo reference?
Colton Thomas
>some fucker demonstrates he raises bees >a douchebag pops up accusing him of being a walmart shopper, the very antithesis.
Never change Veeky Forums, never change.
Benjamin Fisher
No, cutey honey came out before you were born
Oliver Robinson
>>Adirondack honey, nah it might be made by Republicans Actually it's made by bees cruelly enslaved by republicans, I'll call PETA and you get outraged on twitter.
Jayden Powell
which party is pro horse eating
Colton Davis
Cutey isn't astro boy youngin
Juan Evans
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Christian Bennett
>bees >not aphids
Tyler Phillips
>le ironic anime Islam cuck why's this thread still up?
Nicholas Butler
>choosing your honey based on political beliefs
Wew lad
Joseph Long
return to your containment board, you're lost
Dominic Ramirez
Of course it fucking did. It aired back in 1973 or something. I was born in 1998.
Juan Roberts
Bees get honeydew from aphids & scales and make honeydew honey.
Aiden Smith
kill yourself Ahmed
Charles Adams
My name is Detlef, and no
Henry Jenkins
>libtard >pro-Israel What timeline did I enter? Did CERN turn on the accelerator again?
Samuel Campbell
>It also spawned an intense investigation that led to a hidden grow operation getting busted >they let their males release pollen
Austin Gutierrez
how does it feel to know that your grandparents and forebears are ashamed of your existence?
Hudson Lopez
It's food. Shut the fuck up and pick a jar to buy. Fucking faggot.
Wyatt Nelson
My grandfather was killed by the Nazis
Kayden Cruz
he'd probably still say your an extremist loving faggot