Looking for easy tasty recipies that will impress bitches and help get me laid.
Looking for easy tasty recipies that will impress bitches and help get me laid
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Eat her ass they love it
Her pulse quickened as she saw OP's dino nuggets and monster energy drink. Anything is possible tonight she thought.
Looking for you to fuck right the fuck off.
Why don't you go on [subject] board and ask:
>Looking for easy [subject] that will impress bitches and help get me laid.
summerfag
Also, make carbonara.
>eating "booty"
You're a disgusting tool influenced by nigger culture
It feels so good on my mouth
>help get me laid.
Never gonna happen, guaranteed.
This guy speaks from experience
t. Virgin
Eating ass is an art form
Source?
The effort alone will do it, if she digs you, even if you fuck it up terribly.
Fag
Nigger
Chicken Parmesan will do it. Especially if you do it right and don't cook the chicken in the sauce and let the breading get all soggy. Put the sauce on right before serving.
Even easier: pot roast.
You're both double niggers.
Spike her drink
Easy
Anyone got the url for the site with all of the cooking infographics?
instagram.com
wwe diva Mandy sacs
This desu
Sauteed scallops!
You take them out for dinner.
Ty I needed that lol
This
>help get me laid.
Dude you are asking the wrong people.
Though dishes to go with copious amounts of alcohol should help. Alcohol enriched Italian ice is great for this.
Fuck chicken parmesean, that's pleb shit. Make EGGPLANT parmesean, that's the good stuff
How do I make this Italian ice?
>recipies
Retard.
Curry udon. Cooking with dog. ;r gyudon if its cold out. Eat on the couch with her while sharing a blanket watching dank memes.