What do YOU know about good fruit punch?

What do YOU know about good fruit punch?

Fruit punch is gay

kill yourself barneyfag

fags drink it

Add Bacardi 151

Are there fucking bots here that post this shit every few weeks? Even some replies are the same, GTFO MY BOARD REEEEEE

I prefer fruit kick

does anyone else think 151 tastes better warm? It's pretty much the only thing I can't drink cold

Just dump a load of fruit and 'Insert citrus fruit here' and vodka in a bowl

My party punch
>lemons
>oranges
>cucumber
>gin
>orange juice
>ginger ale
>no ice

>gin
Might as well just throw some turpentine in while you're at it.

God you're stupid and have no taste and probably smell a little funky and dogs bark at you.

And his ass is prob tiny and make girls laugh!

White rum or vodka are the superior punch liquors.

never had anything up my ass before

If someone drinks a bunch of punch they believe to be alcoholic, but it's not, and someone has sex with them, is it rape?

If the placebo is potent enough to make them act drunk, for all intensive porpoises they are drunk?

dogs bark at me, what does it mean?

the fake drunk is the most cringy shit one can see in his life

Moreso than fake stoned?

far more

You are spiritually cursed. Only two dudes my dog barks at are my mexican painter who had a hex put on him in Mexico, and almost died from it. Seeked a healer, but still has lasting effects. The other a Mormon who strayed from the faith and moved from Utah to WI with his family, and pops out a bunch of basket cased kids.


Or you're just a faggot, can't rule that one out.

That's true of even actors portraying a drunk. They usually do a horrible job at it. The only one I ever saw make it work was Cage in "Leaving Las Vegas."

Lots of gin

i once saw a documentary where they gave non alcoholic beer to limey teenagers and told them its real beer
I was physically sick from all the cringe i had to switch to storage wars

Does Jack Sparrow make you cringe?

Never heard of him. Is he a character on TV or film? I don't do TV.

the main character in Torque 2002

It comes from Hawaii

mix grain wiht punch to taste

What about "Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas"

I don't recall them being drunk in the entire movie

Are you telling me Johnny Depp wasn't knocking back cheap rum mixed with stagnant water between scenes?

this

is this not a reasonable place to park?

The really good stuff comes from a box ;)

never mind I think they quit selling Hawaiian punch in a box.

More than you.

My friend has a dog that only barks at niggers. We were at a gas station and it just starts going off, he said a nigger is going to walk out of the store. The windows were completely blacked out, but next customer out is black. Then his daughter got knocked up, dog starts barking at her. Nine months later, choco baby. Uncanny that fucking dog is.

True dat. Blacks are bad spirit children.

Oohhhh yeah, you're right. He did a pretty good job.

That if you spike it with booze,it really gets the party going hardcore.

You'all got 'dat right! When Huck Finn fucked over escaped slave Jim in the Mississippi River and that ignorant niggah schooled and humbled Huck, dat' dinnut' mean nuttin'!

The dog barked at niggers like it would any other animal because niggers are not human