Help me!

Help me!

I can't eat anything other than pizza.

I need your best pizza recipes now!

Pineapple and cum

Goddamn. Why are you retarded children not bored of ALL pizza yet? You've been eating it your whole goddamn lives. It's so fucking boring

Dough
Cheese
Sauce

If you're bored of that, try experimenting with the order of the layers!

He eatz pizza with a fork. He eatz pizza with a fork. It's really clazzy.

I know someone who makes pizza for three hours. I imagine he is trying to decide the order of the ingredients during that time.

garlic and olive oil instead of sauce, basil/pepper/romano or parmesan on crust before toppings, mozzarella, ricotta, breaded and fried eggplant

white sauce, mozzarella, romano or parmesan, onion and mushroom, feta

pizza is nice
pizza is always there for you
pizza is love
pizza is life~

you are a shit

because I am in love with tomato and basil

>mary sue and big titted fanservice
When did anime start catering to literal retards?

I know a pizza afishyonado who says that tomato on pizza is redundant.

It's bread, cheese, tomato and meat. That is what every asshole brough to a picnic since the beginning of modern life, dipshit. Might as well say, "why aren't you tired of life yet?"

Sometime after golden boy

must be one of those cheese fetishists which is also acceptable

Being tired of life makes me better than you. You think I'm joking, but I'm not.

fuck off, retard

You are stupid. You have to live with that fact.

as long as you feel "better" I'm happy for you. You sound like a narcissist who is sundowning in life. Feel better, bro.

>i'm miserable for no reason i'm so much better than you
>literally can't even enjoy pizza without being a nihlist shithead
I hope you feel better soon!

>dumb children
Your posts are below the dignity of criticism.

Depends OP, what kind of pizza are you looking for?

Thick crust? Thin crust? Thin middle? Crunchy middle? Pizza is different all over the world.

Gooey middle and decent crust: Neopolitan style pizza

Thick crust and sturdy middle: NY Pizza

Thick square pizza: Roman Pizza

it tastes good and the possibilities are endless~

it only takes me about an hour and a half at most from start to finish and the first hour is just waiting for the dough to rise. i can't imagine what he's doing for three hours to make a pizza

I used to make pizza for a grocery store. It's p. funny except for the brainless mutant customers interrupting me constantly.

>can't actually criticize pizza
>better say they aren't worth responding to

Lmao stay mad

>Crunchy middle
what