Im high as fuck what should i eat

Im high as fuck what should i eat

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You can't, like, eat your own elbow. Have you ever looked at your elbow? Like, really looked at it? DUDE.

WEED

LMAO

BRO...have you ever, like, put like an egg in a ham?

fresh fruit
dark chocolate
high quality cheese
yogurt
nuts
iced water with lemon
lemon water with ice
mushrooms sauteed with Worcestershire sauce, shallots, and garlic
toast
croque monsieur sandwich
croque madame sandwich
spicy pickles
salt and vinegar chips
dried mango coated with chili powder
fruit leather
banana bread
catfish nuggets
sweet potato fries
unagi nigiri
a bullet
apple pie
pistachio ice cream
ice cubes
turkey

I learned 75% of what I know cooking-wise from trying to make shit with whatever ingredients I have at hand.

>Make whatever you can.
if you're stuck then use some google. But one of the tastiest cookie recipes I have, is when I substituted half of the flour I needed with some leftover panko, part of the sugar with maple syrup and peanut butter + sunflower oil instead of butter.

Fucking make some shit

LMAO

Do you have some fries in your freezer? Put some foil over a cooking try and put them fries on it, follow the directions on the package and put it in the oven. When they're done, take the tray out and move the fries closer together, like a pile. Cover them in shredded cheese and throw some sliced jalapenos on there. Put it back in the oven for a few minutes.

You can also add in some bacon and/or italian sausage as toppings, assuming you cook them while the fries are being cooked in the oven.

>Not stuffing a turkey with your cheese fries.

Do you even smoke weed brah?

I prefer lollipops or crispy treats.

Why would I have fries frozen in the freezer? And why would I put them in the oven?

You make fries from potatoes. You cut them up. You double-fry them. In oil. That's why they're called "fries". This method is both cheaper and faster than some kind of oven-baked frozen crap. And most importantly it results in much better texture.

>Doing french cuts and frying things while high.
Why not just drive to taco bell then.

>driving while high
Why not just french cut your own wrists then

Duuuuudddeee broooo like have you ever put honey on a pb&j? It's hella top notch bro like for real dude.

I don't mind risking my own safety. Driving risks the safety of others.

And, I've done all sorts of cooking while high as balls countless times. I've never so much spilled food on the counter, let alone injured myself.

>The point
>You

This one time, dude, I took some raisins and put them on some saltines and hit it with some raspberry chipolata sauce. Hella epic.

Then I fired up some CoD on my Xbox.

What about curly fries man? Tater tots? Frozen Nathans fries?

Get off your high horse man. Theres a whole world out there.

A bullet.

When im high i buy 10 junior mcchickens and devour dem

Right? This nigger thinks his fresh made fries that take three times as long to make will be anywhere near as good as the checkers fries or waffle fries in my freezer. What a joke.

only operate one change at a time.
If it fails, you'll know what mistake you made.

Wait what was that last one?

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Paderno World Cuisine Folding Spiral Vegetable Slicer
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Bro get some doritos and funions maybe Snyder's omg bro i luv being high and snakin on munchies fuckin epic snax bro get some ores maybe Ben and jerries too hella epic man keep blazin 420 4lyfe XD

Bro Zach Snyder is a terrible director. I bet he doesn't even rip bongs bro.

Potatoes, I put them in the microwave and they are great for munchies

turkey?

A bullet

Bro sometimes, I take cheetoes and dip them in ranch.

Ok, you got my attention.

Hot flaming cheetos with melted cheese. Trust me on this, you'll be on cloud 9

Dude I'm high af right now and found out bakers square has a drive through. Pecan or blueberry pie

flaming hot cheetos and nacho cheese

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I think he means its more effort

Fried egg on a slice of pizza. Fuck yeah.

Grapes nigga. You'll have the time of your life.

>bro when ur high gotta eat xxx
>when im high like to LMAO

i need weed just to feel normal fuck this normie shit.

>addicted to weed
>calls others normies

Glass

>fry some onions with meat of ur choice
>potatoes or hashbrowns
>tomatoes
>salt, pepper, chili
>finish with cheese and sour cream
wa la

get some chocolate n some graham cracker and marshmallows n will have smores man.

Make a quick tomato sauce with mirepoix and pancetta as a base. tinned whole tomatoes with the juice, simmer to consistency you want

Pasta, finish in the pan with some freshly grated parmesan and olive oil.

plate and garnish with parsley leaves and parmesan cheese.

Make some garlic bread toast

this. its hot.
>frozen grapes
>green or blue otter pops
>cold turkey sandwich with onion and pickle and tomato
>triscuits or wheat thins or crackers and pimento spread, cheese, summer sausage, capers
>texas toast baked with bacon and onion and cheese on top
>pickles, olives, jarred veggie platter
>default choice of a half bag of pizza rolls

Dude... dude... Have you ever... like... like... tried to... like EAT weed?

Why does marijuana make people so uncomfortable

If you high, you need this

If I'm hungry and high, I like to slice up an avocado and hit it with lime juice & spicy Cajun seasoning.

French toast is a pretty easy one.

Ordering pizza is easy.

Grilled cheese.

One guy said pistachio ice cream. I love that shit. Anything with artificial almond I tend to love.

It doesn't, ever. These are people so sheltered that they've never smoked a joint. Either that or they're similar to Trumpboi Sessions who thinks even medical marijuana usage is an affront to Jaaayyyzzus!

>had a loquat tree in my yard in Florida
>many an afternoon smoking weed and munching on juicy sweet loquat
>fresh fruits anywhere i looked, people selling watermelon and shit on the side of the road
>tfw living in Montana
>tfw the "fresh" produce is anything but
Anyways fruits are great for the munchies

mmmm