Cooking feels

>chop garlic
>fingers smell like garlic for the rest of the day

>rub garlic fingers on stainless steel
>they don't smell like garlic anymore

great thread

>chop and de-seed peppers
>go to pee
>mfw
WHY OH WHY DIDNT I WEAR GLOVES

can confirm this shit will fuck you up

My ex hated that. We had crude jokes about it.

What were the jokes? Tell us one

>rub pee on stainless steel
>gloves don't chop peppers anymore

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the stainless steel so it could rub its fingers on it and get rid of the garlic smell.

This doesn't actually work.