Veeky Forums humor thread

Veeky Forums humor thread.

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I think you meant to say Veeky Forums repost thread.

Realistically, they go towards video games and new iPhones and starbucks

Realistically they go towards paying living expenses, Laundromat ,and buying new clothes/shoes for work.

Realistically, they go towards alcohol.

Most millennials live with their parents, all their income is disposable if they're lucky enough to have a job at all

/thread

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wtf

Maybe you spend all day here, but I don't

Why separate the liquid from the canned vegatables? The recipe just adds em all in at the end.

Most vegetable soups have traditionally been made with beef broth, and many have meat as well. The idea of "vegetable soup" being vegetarian by default is relatively new.

I made spinach chickpea tomato soup the other day just by putting all the ingredients in a blender for two 90-second cycles. It outputs more energy than a microwave oven. Ate with quinoa.

>ground beef
>canned vegetables
>canned vegetable soup
Didn't people have any access to meat and fresh vegetables back then?

>What is minestrone?
>What is sambar?

What kind of drinks do I like to have on the rocks? I like tequila

>Veeky Forums humor thread.
>nothing funny in the thread

Seems about right

At least contribute

>vegetable soup recipe
>ingredients includes a can of vegetable soup

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My parents are dead

i work at one of the most famous BBQ restaurants in america, and i can guarantee you all your tips go toward pills

It's nice to see fellow reddibros here :^)

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You are a millenial unless you're 30 in which case get the fuck out you old fart.

>anecdotes and memes are reality

Simply eric, just ignore the fact that this generation is facing some of the worst costs of living in a hundred years.

>not posting the whole image

w2c "Dang!" shirt

Why did the chef go to jail?

Because whipped the cream and beat the eggs.

Huh...? Huh?

poached eggs

He boned a chicken.

everyone thought processed food was the shit back in the 70s-90s

This board would be entirely McChicken threads if nobody over 30 posted here.

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dont bully mcchicken-tan

You're forgetting, this board has the highest concentration of females.

women are funny tho, sweetie :)

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Not everything is reddit.

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>What is "most" as opposed to "all"

REMOVE
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B
A
B

Not intentionally though

Love these. Do any others exists besides "the Chad stride"?

I got you senpai

Veeky Forums is 13 years old, you have to be 18 to post here. you're just the fags that ruined everything

>has never heard a song in his life
every fucking time

if I wanted to laugh, i'd ask to see the last meal u cooked.

Veeky Forums is generally an older crowd because those are the people who like to cook. You millennials fuck up this board with your ff and celebrity worship. It's you who need to fuck right off.

>30
>old fart

Kid,you know nothing.

Maybe they should find a source of income that doesn't entirely hinge on the courtesy of strangers?
Oh they made choices leading up to this point in their life that don't allow them to do so?
Maybe they should have considered the cost of living when they jerked off twenty years of their life.

If you're looking for a hand out go ask Uncle Sam like the rest of them because you're not getting one from me.

>vegetable soup
>1/2lb ground beef

>yes... Bartender?
>can you take this fucking clothes pin off my glass? Thanks.

I don't know how I never noticed those were candy fangs on the bottom hedgehog. Made me laugh thinking how that came to be

"Well I fucked this up horribly. Might as well throw on some candy fangs i just happen to have on it before I go kill myself."

Unless this was made in October/November, why the fuck do you have gummy teeth in your house?

This is atrocious you sjw cuck desu senpai baka

The economy is shit and degrees are worthless. Leave them alone

Its actually 14. Go to bed grandpa. Don't forget your meds

>being wrong
>on the internet

2017-2003=14

so if you were born in october, 2003 how old would you be today?

>being wrong
>on the internet
>twice
>in a row
ISHYGDDT

>tfw I can get good information from Veeky Forums thanks you to old farts
Millennials like him will fuck up Veeky Forums.

Its birthday hasn't come yet

didnt read lol

>degrees are worthless
No, only dumbass degrees are worthless.

no, only dumbasses with a degree are worthless

I pick this one.

Candy corn, retard

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>Millenials: the generation of people born from 1982-1999
>1982
>2017 - 1982 = 35

L2math, kiddo

>vegetable soup
>1/2 pound of ground beef
???
>one of the ingredients is canned vegetable soup
¿¿¿

Vegetable soup is not vegetarian.

>1982
No.
Millennial is 2001 and up.
Any other definition is the result of some asshole wanting to skew statistics.

>never heard a song in his life
qeque
I love how that line is in almost all the chad infographics

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Don't even fucking TALK to me until I've had my morning lime.

7 LIMES
L
I
M
E
S

People have been calling each other millennials since before anyone in that age range was old enough to use a keyboard.

from what I've seen on the internet it says those born in '77 or later, which makes me a memelinial. I don't know how to feel about this.

It amazes me how in general in burgerland buying fast food is cheaper than doing it yourself. The lieks of pasta and rice which are easily bought in bulk (along with soup) can make some interesting dishes for far, far cheaper than grabbing a burger from (say) McDonalds.

You are a fucking retard. Forbes and business sites/magazines have had articles about what types of property Millennials like to buy for several years now. Where did you get this 2001 bullshit??
Are you talking about Gen Z?

Millennial
"of or relating to a millennium"
merriam-webster.com/dictionary/millennial
Also see >Any other definition is the result of some asshole wanting to skew statistics

>"of or relating to a millennium"
>Refers specifically to the first generation to have entered adulthood in the new millennium
Seems pretty fucking fitting to me

And yes, the next definition is the "anyone born after 1920 hurhurhur" but as I said, statistics and assholes.

Yes...but beans and rice can only take a person so far...and nutritional value is limited...

True but the main point is you can save the money on that stuff which frees up additional funds for other things to vary your diet.

only dumbass worthless are degrees

>My faggot cake doing this faggot look everytime I come home

As l source please

And kale.

get a real job

ive known retired blacks who are worth more and are better people than you

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Everytime

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>TOTAL. COOKERY. SATURATION.

Would drink 10/10

>in burgerland buying fast food is cheaper than doing it yourself
its always cheaper to do it yourself. people are just lazy.

wtf. I posted that image to r/Veeky Forums year ago.

Strange that someone saved it

Jack tier

Its only cheaper to make a burger and fries at home if you're cooking for multiple people or you're willing to eat burgers and fries for multiple days in a row.

>freezing? Hardly even knew her!