Redpill me on oysters Veeky Forums

Redpill me on oysters Veeky Forums

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They gud

real gud

hate it when you get jewed on some real tiny ones

I call them sea loogies.

I'm sure you do, Denis.

They're absolutely delicious until they give you norovirus or vibrio.

>eggplant and brine-flavored cum jellies on a half shell

Skip them. There are so many better seafood dishes out there.

I only eat cooked ones

They're aight.

If you can get quality oysters they're godlike and don't need anything else. Just enjoy those fuckers.

I don't know, I like to alternate between plain, a drop of lemon, a drop of tobasco, and a few shreds of horseradish.

Dey maka yous balls bigga

I don't chew them, I swaller them hole.

every xmas we have raw oysters and kilpatricks

Depends on source which is not necessarily dependent on the restaurant.

Sometimes you'll find tiny crabs living in the oysters. These are considered a delicacy by some.

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that looks adorable as fuck

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Happened to me as a kid in a chinese buffet, only it was a clam. Freaked me out

>tfw no oyster-frying creole-talking crazy Cajun uncle

I'm absolutely okay with people eating them, and they're good with fixings, but I wouldn't eat them personally because I'd much rather not risk it. Same reason I get my steak Medium everytim.

a good oyster with a drop of scotch on it is fucking fire