He buys minced garlic in a jar

>he buys minced garlic in a jar

Fuck your couch. Sometimes I just want a spoonful of garlic without the drama.

It might be okay in stews and sauces sometimes, if it's preserved with vinegar. I once tried to put jarred chopped garlic on a pizza I was making and I could only taste whatever they used as a preservative, it was nasty.

>spoon full of garlic

My rule is, less than 30 minutes total cooking time: fresh, more than 30 minutes, jarred, powder, whatever.

It doesn't taste much like garlic. It's more like pickle relish.

>he peels his garlic

Never. A sacreligious abomination.

Yeah, it's pretty much the best way to stir fry

I own a garlic press. I cant tell the difference between the minced and fresh clove pressed.

but then you cant do the chef knife slam thing

>mom bought mushroom prego instead of meat
But seriously, friends. Just dice your own garlic. Don't be like You will taste the difference.

for some reason my brain registered that as a mouse and I also gave my self a heart attack

what kind of a faggot is afraid of mouse?

Big Mclarge Huge.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>he buys food
>he doesn't harvest his own crops and raise his own livestock

They just don't have it in cans here.

this is how i buy it

>garlic in a tube

I don't get it either. Especially after I got my microplane. Just get the box with a couple of bulbs for 59 cents. It's easy.

Exquisite

>preparing your dinner a decade plus in advance
'tism

>he keeps his garlic tube in the fridge

not bad.

I let the machines do the hard work for me

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Is garlic a meme? Seems waaaay overated to me

Disgusting