BREAKFAST GENERAL

This is called an egg and cheese sandwich.

>oh no, its someone that made a sandwich that wasn't a mcchicken, I better put on my shitposting trousers

Post your breakfast.

Bonus points for reddit spacing and generally gratuitous negative space usage.

OP is a fag that can't just make a thread like a normal person.

>normal

"Normies"

"reeeee"

Joke's on you, I already had my shit posting trousers on

it's all coming up...

For me, it's autism. The worst posters on Veeky Forums.

Taylor ham and egg is king of all breakfast sandwiches

I made this mediocre breakfast bowl the other month. Grits are underneath the eggs and bacon.

>Not calling them normalies

I'd eat it brah

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I have the same counter top and I also love grits. Impossible to see if its dirty or not. Too dark. But I still love it.

Are you me?

lentil soup with egg

everyone has this countertop

I'd be pissed. The tomatoes are going to slide everywhere. Half of it would end up on the plate if you tried to eat it like a sandwich.

For me it's the egg and cheese McChicken
The sLtiest thread in the catalog

>shitty store bought bread
>cheap-ass sliced 'cheese'
>eggs have spots of food from some other meal

barf

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I dont

alright fine I'll go make breakfast jesus christ god fuck why are you so insistent

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Okay, so this is step one here. I am not unplugging my controller to upload pictures so I just do it direct from my phone but I'm not typing on that dumb thing.

It's tomato sauce and hot sauce and water and beef sausages and I am going to leave it to simmer for like twenty minutes.

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Your kitchen is utterly disgusting.

Typical Asukafags.

beansprouts

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now I have started on the eggs and I cut the sausage with my scissors which are so much better than a knife

>Shitting in the stove

>those eggs

Okiee done

Meh guess i wasnt that hungry i will just finish the sausage off and throw it away. Kinda want strawberries or something and i just remembered there is that downtown thing today. Time to get dressed i guess.

please post less in the future

>actually posts food for once instead of memechicken
>stahp

>ways to never have anyone cook for you

>Calling that food

Is that a different Asuka mug, or just the same mug from the other side?

>Fucking up a perfectly good egg sandwich with that shitty yellow cheese.

>Filthy stove
>Filthy pan
>Broken yolk

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Looks pretty good

>calling my pan filthy when it has food in it

uh, when you use things for their purpose you don't generally call them dirty.

That's actually really good.

Therefore, I have stolen it for future (you)se.

since OP loves it so much,
here's what i had for breakfast

Clearly you don't frequent filthy hookers.

yeah not supposed to do that anymore, not that I ever really did

So messed up.

you wish you had a hobby you liked as much as I like my mug collecting

ITT:Check, check it
Fuckin with a nigga like myself you learns fear
LaVerne's gear shows your record so unless the ho's buttnaked
Youse a loser, decrepit, shoulda kept it to your lonesome
But you like, 'Look everybody, I'm a silly microphone crumb'
You want attention B? I flaunt ascension vocally
First team all university while your squad is benchin locally
Don't mention jokily, "aiyyo dem niggas ain't atomic"
Ain't the comic niggas gutsy, after the disembowelin
Don't fuck around, I eat out your shorty with the crew
And she be late for head, she want a tape and dreads
And thought of you, a little stinger
My shit'll bring epitome ya bitterly jealous
Forever living crazy minded trying to tell us
How you do it, I'll devour you, it's simple shit'll get props
Don't let me bring it God I swing it hard like little kid box
So front I keep the tone vexin, but to the heads
Stay pleasant to the ears just think of Lauryn Hill on phone sexin

i wish i could reach this level of not giving a fuck

pic related, Amy's cheese enchilada meal.

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why?

Have you posted this collection before? I don't remember there being that many in it. Truly inspiring though.

That's pretty cool desu

It kind of snowballed after the Shinji Ikari mug. I dunno but it makes me happy.
The collection is always growing. One is waiting for me at the post office right now and my artist is working on my Rei Ayanami mug commission. That one is going to look really special.

Two fried eggs over a hash of leftover roast pork, diced zucchini, and diced orange bell pepper

fucking amazing

I've never understood collecting, but I'll give you credit for dedication. It's certainly a relatively innocuous hobby.

Anyone like eating cereal and milk with black coffee on the side?

i like it when you die. not painfully of course, but aware of your impending doom and scared of it

neat

I don't have a picture because I'm not an Instagramfag who proudly takes photos of my cooking like it's some achievement. My breakfast every morning:

-Baked Beans
-Fried Onion
-Scrambled Egg
-Grilled potato bits with herbs

It makes me fart all day.

savage