Well?

Well?
Which one do you eat first?

Run the scooper horizontally and get all three mixed, obviously.

Dump this shit and get real ice-cream dude yhy

Cut the pink tumor out with a half inch margin of tainted vanilla, being careful to not allow the tumor to contaminate the healthy sections. Dispose of tumor properly. Place the healthy portion in a new container. Taste carefully; if there is even a scent of strawberry, the entire unit has been compromised and must be destroyed.

>racemixing

So rainbow?

yellow. It's the least chemical looking of them all, although I'm sure they're all equally bad for you.

pink and yellow are fine.

>let it melt
>mix it
>refreeze

>refreezing ice cream
Son you'd best be stirring it every 15 minutes unless you just want a solid block of ice

Eat strawberry and vanilla together and chocolate and vanilla together but never chocolate and strawberry

>strawberry+chocolate is a bad combo

t. retard

Hi nu-/pol/

idiot

All at the same time

I make nicecream in my super skookum blender and eat that instead.

strawberrys my favorite!

>shitty tubs of artificial strawberry icecream tastes the same as a fresh strawberry
t. retard

none if you want to avoid an STD

strawberry --> vanilla --> chocolate --> strawberry --> chocolate --> vanilla --> chocolate --> strawberry --> vanilla --> chocolate --> vanilla --> strawberry --> vanilla --> strawberry --> chocolate --> vanilla --> chocolate --> strawberry

That doesn't look right

>>>>>

Go buy some superior rainbow sherbet.

like this guy , but with chocolate, strawberry, vanilla at the beginning

Take a knife and cut off the chocolate portion. Dump it in the sink. Eat the strawberry and vanilla together.

Now I want strawberry ice cream.

...

>not excising the brown cancer before it taints the pure white vanilla master race and strawberry ally.

plebs, all.

I don't like chocolate. Vanilla is just okay.

toss out this garbage and get something not shit.

>artificial strawberry
maybe the shit you buy. Stop projecting.

I don't get those because I'd rather all of the ice cream I get be good instead of 2/3 of it being shit

Strawberry then vanilla. Leave the chocolate for my roommate.

literally this

Let's make this a not shit ice cream thread, post your ice cream flavor/brand tiers.

>S tier
cookies and cream
pecan pie
>A tier
chocolate, vanilla, strawberry done properly
red velvet cake
butter pecan
pumpkin pie
mint chocolate
>B tier
most things that their main draw are mix ins like rocky road or cookie dough
stuff you'd get from B&J/haagen dazs/talenti/etc
bluebell banana pudding
dulce de leche (made it for the first time recently)
>C tier
'premium' chocolate, vanilla, strawberry, etc
most other freezer section ice cream
>D tier
neopolitan
'frozen dairy desserts'
>F tier
ice cream that comes in those plastic tubs with a handle

best ice cream I ever had was from a place that made home made stuff out of tons of different berries

none of the stupid cookie or chocolate memes can come close to that

describe it for me user

don't like strawberry
vanilla most of the time but sometimes i prefer chocolate :)

Fuck off back to /pol/.

whats to describe

its a little cafe in my home town that started making ice cream, they had a few dozen berry flavors and i liked them a lot, it was ten years ago back when i was in high school and kept going there with a group of girls, or more honestly getting taken there by them

Cant take a joke ey?

If strawberry isn't your favorite, you're a waste of oxygen. Granted, Neopolitan isn't the best of any of those flavors (unless it's one of the lucky small batch creamery delights), but no matter, strawberry is still tops in that lineup.

This is one of the cases where you're a faggot for not being rainbow.

This is one of those cases where you're a waste of space for being so stupid.

Only if the strawberry ice cream you like tastes like actual strawberries.

This is one of those cases where you're a gigantic fucking faggot who measures the dicks he sucks in yardage.

I love actual strawberries, but never really liked strawberry ice cream

Because most "strawberry flavor" in ice cream is actually just red food coloring and some sugar.

what are the tiny red specks in it then?

CHECKMATE

Because of the food coloring

when i was a kid i only ate the strawberry and vanilla

nowdays i prefer only the chocolate

Eat the strawberry and give the leftovers to my roommates

Oh I misunderstood and thought it was an ice cream that had various berries in it. Sorry, still sounds like a nice shop though!
Most people don't know how to make proper strawberry ice cream.

Anyone that likes strawberry obviously has shit taste.

haagen dazs is literally better than any other national brand

Being the best of a mediocre selection doesn't mean much my man.

Which is it now? Pol or reddit? Can't have both.

I lick the entire top and put it back on the freezer.

>Cookies and Cream in S tier
>Haagen Dazs (actual ice cream) grouped with those shitters
>most things that their main draw are mix ins like rocky road or cookie dough
>Cookie and Cream in S tier
Rocky road should be in A tier with mint chip
Mix-in's and cookie flavors belong in C tier
A lot of "frozen desserts" and non-dairy ice creams actually use more premium ingredients than brands like B&J and Dreyer's
Breyer's is straight-up SHIT tier
Agreed with F tier

Offended by jokes
Cringe

its almost as if people have different opinions than you

>based HEB fighting against the chocolate hordes
God I love being Texan.

Then it melts and the rest of the neighborhood beats you with their newspapers, as you rightfully deserve.

>fellow steer
Fuck year

Discuss the best type of ice cream
>pic related

Those flavors are shit, where's the fruit

>coconuts aren't fruit

Black Cherry
Mint Chocolate Chip
Cookies & Cream

In no particular order

Those are my favorites too. Except I like black cherry chocolate chip instead of plain black cherry.

I only eat Vanilla. My wife only eats chocolate. We're always left with a row of Strawberry that nobody wants.

Hazed and confused was still the best ice cream they've released

I really like the chocolate in neapolitan, but strawberry is usually my favorite
I'm one of those rare people who would probably just leave the vanilla

>My wife only eats chocolate

>american ice cream is chemicals

Really made me think

I love Neapolitan, but I only eat the strawberry and throw the rest away, can't fucking stand them.

they make just strawberry ice cream without other flavors in there you know

I've tried it, and it's not the same.

/r/the_Donald, AKA nu-/pol/

all normal matter is chemicals though