Why are Kinder Eggs banned in the US?

Americans are so fat they just ate the whole egg and people choked to death because of it.

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Choke on a toy egg.

Fuck niggers.

They're not anymore, idiots. worldmarket.com/product/kinder-joy-egg-for-boys.do?sortby=ourPicks&from=Search

black on the outside, white on the inside
but the very center, my friend, is yellow...

RIP

this entire thread is retarded.

It's because of a food regulation implemented in the early 20th century that said food could not contain inedible materials. It was started because food packing companies had fucking disgusting practices that made their food incredibly unsafe.

Because we're fucking dumbasses

Because we are stupid and would choke to death on toys concealed inside chocolates, unable to resist the allure and likely swallowing it without chewing like the gluttonous bastards we are.

A bad parent somewhere probably accidentally killed their kid in a similar incident, sued, claimed "ignorance makes me inculpable", won/settled, we get a new law. It seems plausible.