I've got my buddy here, we're going to make a meal with this piece of crap

inb4 6 hours goes by and then op comes back from the emergency room

Wow. I know its bait, but come on, the legs and wings are the easiest with just a knife.

Lmao

For OP, because he'll probably be posting in it later.

>watching the cutting comparison with the knife
>mfw

the chopping noise is making my asmr tingle.

oh my god just learn some fucking knife skills you herpes infested slack jawed inbreeds

Nah the CLEVER CUTTERĀ® has a LOCKING SAFETY HINGEā„¢ so even idiots like op can't cut themselves

I'm just working with what I'm given
You're right. This wing isn't working for the clever cutter so I'm going to have to break out my meme knife for this job

>Stays sharp forever
>oval holes to reduce friction
>made of copper and steel
literally the best ever