Who is the most fuckable TV chef?

Who is the most fuckable TV chef?

I vote Giada de Laurentiis.

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i would kiss those titties

Bobie Fillet

>women
>fuckable

I hear she's like incredibly nice. Easy to work with, considerate, mild-tempered... But holy shit, I can't get over her mouth. Her lips spread too wide when she smiles. I can't watch her shows, it freaks me out. And it's fucking retarded because her show is actually pretty useful and it's fun. Her TV personality is obviously doing her well, she's slathered in make-up half the time but she's absolutely gorgeous... It's just that fucking mouth.

Although I have a legitimate phobia of large mouths. Lacy Green makes me shit my pants with her big mug.

Yeah but imagine her mouth opening so wide she sucks your whole ball sack in and runs her wet tongue back and forth over them while moaning and looking up at you in the eyes while down on her knees. Then, once she's done, she grips your cock and begins to kiss and lick it, giggling every once in a while before looking up to you with that wide smile on her face as though she knows how much of a naughty slave she is to your cock.

>it's a virgin teen-aged boy still going through puberty and easily lead by his dick makes a thread on Veeky Forums episode

shut the fuck up

Christ, how could you achieve a more fake pose?

>oh, lets see,
I'll let my tits hang completely out and gaze up at the stars.

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This isn't even a question

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fuck off

why are canadians so cringe

are you guys fags?

Jack. He is almost 90% European. Based jack.

>getting this triggered by a stupid fetish post

Hello, Tumblr

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lol

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>b-but this is my safe space!

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I don't care where she's from. I just wanna put my weewee in her hoohaa. I bet she's fun as hell in bed.

I've heard she is an extreme slut that has gangbangs constantly and enjoys cheating on her husband.

So.. uhh..

I bet Chen Kenichi gets mad ass. The actresses on the show always seem to get off on his spicy dishes and flirt with him.

This

I thought they got divorced? Either way, I also heard she was a cheating whore. With those supple titties who can blame her?

Why do you think they got divorced? He probably got tired of pumping cum out of her stomach.

I want to lick her square jawline with my asshole

mommy

14/88 would cook with

I was scared no one was gonna mention Nigella . Phew crisis averted

>ywn have coke parties with her and her daughter

Nigella a shit

Yo hear me out Veeky Forums

Alex Guarnaschelli has a huge fat ass, you never see it because she's always sitting down judging, but trust me I've watched enough food network to know. She has a donk, I'd get behind it.

guy fieri duh

>he's an ass man
either a pathetic white cuck susceptible to nigger culture or an actual nigger.
pathetic.

are you trying to say this is a bad photo

lemme spell it out for you
Jack S C A L -- F as in Frank -- A N I

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That and she's a blowjob addict.

This.
Quality thread, OP.

go kill yourself

That dude was so humble. My favorite Iron Chef.

Giada has been my waifu for years. Sandra Lee has also grown on me in that time.

That thick and mature English gal with the black hair and the curves. You just want to grab onto her curves and not let go while she feeds you bread soaked in bacon grease...I think she called it a "chip bunty." MMMMMMMMM

I like to think the character she plays is Sam from Who' the Boss all grown up now with her own cooking show.

Okay, that's cheating.

I remember Giada saying that a little extra garlic is essential on first dates. So I imagine that smell gets her juices flowing, so to speak.

This bitch looks half potato.

>idothingsthatmakememoney.jpg

I'm with this user heavy. Something about her just makes me diamonds.

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She's unbelievably attractive in an extremely attainable way. I desperately want to feed her an Italian buffet while I fuck her fat Italian ass.

Laura Calder

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b0ss

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Thank god someone mentioned Alex. I want her to sit on my face.

>That jaw line

Nah thanks I'm not a massive faggot

I'll be the one to be honest and say it (unlike shy fags), Martha Stewart. I would kiss her all over before going down on her gently pampered panini. She's is just so graceful and young and she knows how to cook!

The fuck is wrong with her tits?

This, Rachel Khoo is so fuccing thicc god damn

nothing, she just has a barrel shaped torso and it's a candid photo at an event not a carefully posed and photoshopped image for Maxim

this might be a good time for you to find out that most women do not look like the erotic "photography" (aka soft core pornography) models that you collect images of on your giant encrypted hard drive that no one will ever see anyway but you still autistically type in the decrypt password for every fap session as if you are the only person in history to ever look at porno

if you ever manage to get a woman naked you're in for a rude shock

You can stop projecting now, buddy. Jesus christ.

Nice. I like RR as well. After a while on one of her Food Network cooking shows, you could tell she really wasn't feeling it and seemed a little bitchy.

I instantly had a lot more respect and found her that much more attractive. She was just being real.

She has the face of a woman you'd find standing over your bed at night, cutting herself with a shard of glass after you smiled at her in the parking lot once.

Like that will ever happen. This is user we're talking about.

>tfw my girlfriend could pass as Giada de Laurenttis' sister, but with bigger tits.

Does your girlfriend have a giant hook nose and a massive mouth and a disproportionate head

Her head's pretty big, her mouth is normal-sized, though.

She has a thin, prominent, italian nose. Hers doesn't have the downward arc that Giada's does, though. So no.

yum yum gimme some
yes her tits aren't "perfect" by societies standards but I think they are amazing

Picture very related.

Oh, so you like guys?

yessss

Giada fucked her own dad as a kid

That explains the whorish activity as an adult

I would let her peg me

I love that!!!

I pray that rumor about her fucking Justin Bieber isn't true

>Pic related would let him
FUCK ME RAW!

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>[spoiler]"YOU CALL THAT A MOAN?"[/spoiler]

THAT ASSHOLE IS FUCKING DRY!

Fuck off retard

well, giving blowjobs is amazing but i suppose it's just like everything else, we enjoy the things we're good at

Painfully THICC

Thus is the only answer. Some say Chef John has the biggest dong on the Internet.

>Cut his kids out of his will so that they will work instead of inheriting his money

Best dad or worst dad?

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shes pretty hot until she starts talking.
whatever the fuck new jersey italian trash accent she has is like nails on a chalkboard for me.

Mommy

Holy shit kill yourself you Fucking flyover

I bet she could open her mouth so wide my cock could slide all the way down her throat, she could fit both of my balls in her gaping maw while simultaneously being able to stick out her tongue far enough to tickle my asshole with the tip of it.

I read that in a New Jersey Italian trash accent
That's terrifying

Everybody's thinking it but nobody's saying it.

Have seen her insta? there's a pic of her in a bikini that makes me want to rape her straight into pansexuality. That bitch needs to get dicked so hard and doesn't even know it

This? Not a fan of the tattoo but that DFC is second to none

that's not the pic i was thinking of. the one i remember is her in a white bikini sunbathing next to a pool. I would track it down, but I'm a lazy asshole