What is it about African-Americans that prevents them from enjoying the culture of soup?
It's a delicious and affordable meal that can be made at home or you can quickly at a restaurant. many people stop and have soup at least 2 to 3 times a day especially business people or those that own a small company?
Why haven't blacks embraced this? Is this a plantation mentality?
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You are from Eastern Europe, yes?
What the FUCK are you talking about? Olive Garden and Red Lobster are hopping out the briar patch with coonery.
Yes but they aren't there enjoying soup you fat asshole
It's because soup is a liquid. And everybody knows most nigs can't swim.
Most soups take a few hours to cook and when you're slaving in the fields 18 hours a day for massa' you don't feel like sweating over a fire for 3 hours.
Nigga its summer, its too fucking hot for soup. When its winter we pop open that can of Campbells and throw it in the microwave.
Because they can't hydrate too much or else they lose their sassyness and extra water weight makes head gyrating more sluggish
exactly the opposite of what you say. when you're going out in the field, put on a nice soup/stew, when you come back at midday for a hearty meal, soup's ready.
I've never seen noggers eating soup, but I don't socialise with them, to be fair
>free endless soup at OG
>complimentary soup with meal at Red Lobster
>real niggas not getting their cheap-ass soup on
Your and idiot.
The soup falls out of the gaps in their teefus too much.
Gumbo. Chili. Technically stews, but I rest my case.
As a (mostly?) black man, I enjoy soup, as does the rest of my immediate family.
r9k is really bored rn
>Gumbo. Chili. Technically stews
But not soups
Not all soups are stews, but all stews are soups.
no soup is a stew, and no stew is a soup
I come from an old established black family from the Sugar Hill neighborhood of Harlem, New York. We were taught that soup is a white invention and I was taught by my momma that we don't need racist foods, like soup, frappuccinos, or "white pizza", in our lives. At home we mainly eat chitlins, watermelon, chicken wings, and baby back ribs. If we are to have catfish it must be "blackened" first and coffee must be served black, of course. Pizza must be "Africanized" by adding bee honey to it, like at Roberta's in Brooklyn (the capital of black culture). The younger generations aren't so strict about this and I have even been known to have a soy vanilla latte to accompany my breakfast of black and white cookies (with the white side broken off and discarded of course - I haven't completely forgotten my heritage lol!)
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>blacks
>slaving at anything but standing in a welfare line
>no stew is a soup
stews are literally thick soups. not figuratively, literally.
Bee honey.
What other sort of fucking honey is there?
Actually soup was the primary meal of African-Americans until the 13th amendment. Since the plantation owners were fearful of slave uprisings arming themselves with kitchen utensils, slaves had to share a large communal pot and spoon. Every morning each slave would throw in a share of food that was simmered all day, after which they'd each take turns eating from the pot, upwards of nine slaves eating soup from the large spoon simultaneous. This is also the original of the phrase "chain gang" as the spoon was chained to the pot to keep it from being stolen. After the Civil War white southerners, afraid of reprisals from soupanized negroes, banned ownership of pots by African-Americans; gangs of men went around punching holes in the pots of black people to insure that no soup could be made. However, enterprising blacks quickly found that the holes were perfect for draining and straining food and soon a bustling industry sprung up around for-hire food straining, but John Colander, governor of Mississippi from 1874-1902, stole the idea of a pot with holes in it and patented it. The food straining business was forcibly shut down and African-Americans left the South for better opportunities in the North where their pots with holes in them, now called colanders for reasons unrelated to the governor of Mississippi, were quickly adopted by Italian immigrants to strain their pasta, before which had ironically only been consumed as a soup due to an inability to strain the pasta without significant scalding. This wholesale adoption of colanders by Italians resulted in African-Americans being legally considered Italian, and Italians legally African-Americans, until the Civil Rights Act of 1964.
Before black egyptian africans civilized their white slaves in the 11th century CE, europeans only knew aphid honey which was not practical to harvest on a large scale. It was only after we taught them about bee honey that they were able to start enjoying mead and other black inventions.
Vegan honey.
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So you would actually have the nerve to drag your sad ass into a restaurant and ask for stew as the first course?
my wife's boyfriend enjoys soup however
I love you, no homo
Artificial honey.
Now that's what I call quality shitposting.
where can I buy aphid honey then?
vegan honey is not honey. It is made from apples. Honey is made from nectar.
Artificial means fake. It is not honey.
why the fuck not? see, I'm an adult, and I can have whatever I want for first course. I'm not an autist bound by habit. I could have ice-cream and pie as an entree and drink beer with it if I were in the mood.
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dumbfuck democrat detected
now thats definitely too dry to be a soup
Where's the soup?
nope. guess again. not even americunt.
he said not all soups are stews. i know youre trolling, but youre actually also fucking dumb
but you are left wing because you are so anti-establishment
In the cans.
name me a soup that is a stew
stew
Wow! Your parents must be so proud of you.
>many people stop and have soup at least 2 to 3 times a day
what
i assume you are admitting im right then. thanks, now i can forsake this exceptionally shit bait
on a scale of 1 to 10 how black are you?
-27
Black people like things you. An eat with your fingers like fried Chicken or pizza
Soup is the last thing someone would eat with their fingers, I see them buying ramen pretty often tho so I guess that managed to break into their market
jesus that's a scary picture
Wow. Really believes stew is a soup. Education seems to have skipped you. Go find Gordon Ramsay and tell him that a stew is a soup. He will smack your dumb ass outta that kitchen.
Just inform us what you put in your soup that makes it a stew.
chimp attack
don't know OP, is google broken?
*checks*
no, it seems to be working fine
you still don't get it, all stews are soups, not all soups are stews. you're a retard, or one of the laziest baiters ever.
Name me a soup that is a stew and a stew that is a soup.
Fucking all time greatest shitpost I've ever seen on this Inuit whale blubber harvesting board! Christ, that was good.
a soup that is a stew: chili.
a stew that is a soup: every stew.
Why don't they learn to swim I just don't get it.
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Those who drowned were the Warners: Takeitha, 13; and her brothers, JaMarcus, 14; and JaTavious, 17. Their cousin, Dekendrix Warner, 15, was rescued. The others killed were the Stewarts: Litrelle, 18; LaDarius, 17; and Latevin, 15.
but that's entirely wrong.
How can an adult be so ignorant about the definition of a soup?
If your chilli is a soup, you are adding way too much water or other liquids.
yeah, how can you be so wrong, not acknowlege it AND be so smug about it?
Chimps don't like water
nope, all stews are soups. thick soups. my chilies are stews, with the main category, the genus if you will, "soup"
Condensed soup has high levels of sodium and blacks try to minimize their sodium intake to reduce risk of high blood pressure and heart disease.
You are retarded beyond help. Enjoy your life. I don't think it will last long.
Kys racist
No where anymore. The blacks are always holding back our true traditions in fear that we'd rise up against them
why am I racist?
Now that was a savoury read.
There is literally nothing wrong with being racist
Everyone in this thread is wrong. It is the preparation that determines if you have a soup or a stew not the thickness.
A stew is literally stewed. To stew something you put just enough liquid to cover the ingredients and then you simmer it for a long period of time in a covered vessel.
>Takeitha
>JaMarcus
>JaTavious
>Dekendrix
>Litrelle
>LaDarius
>Latevin
What in the fuck. Where on Earth do they get those names from, it's just ridiculous, what on Earth are they thinking?
>Where on Earth do they get those names from
I suspect their massa's, hmm pooty pie?
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Wasp honey.
>Your and
Dis nigga.
There are a few different threads that go together to make it up. A certain amount of French influence probably out of Louisiana and the French speaking Caribbean. Black Power and other afrocentric movements also brought in a tendency to use African derived names and to invent names whole cloth to reject European names. This includes certain popular prefixes (La, Da, Ja, etc). There's also black Islam, both Nation of and genuine. Biblical Christian names are popular too, some of which are mostly popular in the black community. It all sort of combines with phonetic spelling variants to create the picture of Black names in the US today.
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>Blacks
It's racial memory, OP. Africans never learned to work metals, so they never were able to make pots to cook soups in. This is why the pinnacle of African cuisine is a dead monkey roasted on a stick.
Lack of progress is also why they are still living in mud huts today, while Romans built the Coliseum and other magnificent stoneworks 2000-ish years ago.