Nature invented food packaging

Nature invented food packaging.

Nature didn't invent blowjobs though

Bang up job on your thread

I think you might be wrong about that.

nature invented easy-open wrappers

I know God exists because when I open a tangerine it's already been sliced.

This is nature's blowjob. Just peel a banana and discard the banana. Put the skin in a toilet paper roll and cut off the extra shit. Microwave for 20-30 seconds until it's warm and fuck that shit hard. It feels just like a pussy.

You can get a succ job with a cantaloupe but it isn't worth it.

meanwhile in europe...

inb4 american banana

its like american pie all over again lol

>This is nature's blowjob
>feels just like a pussy
user..

That banana is way underripe and opened from the more difficult end.

Never saw that shit there, but I could buy some still in the peel that were already ripe instead of needing to wait until next week to eat them like in the U.S.

I need to keep my freezer full of bananas to always have some ripe ones on hand, because I can't buy them here.

Nature invented stunning a living organism, implanting it with your eggs and then let the larvae eat it alive from inside

My dick is to big to fit in a TP tube.

Sorry about your dick.

>his dick fits in a tp roll

user.... I

How do I know these aren't inside me RIGHT NOW?

CRAWLING IN MY SKIN

how long until scientist remobe the shity seeds on these?

>his dick fits in a toilet paper roll

>nature invented these heavily selectively bred vegetables

It fits in a tp roll with SOMETHING ELSE already inside of it.

Good job dickhead, now you got a freezer full of cold ass bananas. Any more bright ideas?

Nature Invents humans > Humans Invent blowjobs

They're peeled and in bags, and I have a powerful blender and knife I keep sharp, so I can make good eats with them at any time.