Why aren't your growing your own food, Veeky Forums?

Gardening used to be on Veeky Forums but everyone moved to /out/. Garden food recipes and such are posted on Veeky Forums.

condo HOA doesn't allow "unsightly" bucket gardens and there's scary paper wasps out their because some old wood was neglected too long.

I get stuff from my dad's garden.

What the fuck am I going to do with half my body weight in potatoes?

Make the world's biggest pot of fully loaded mashed potatoes you coward

I live in an apartment.

What about growing potatoes in tires?

How do you stop the upper layers from collapsing as you remove potatoes and wood from the lower levels?

yeah except Veeky Forums is a board of nothing but baiting and vitriolic shitposting from hundreds of holier than thou dumbasses operating on varying levels of irony

just like you're no joke better just googling literally any question about food preparation you'll get nothing but shit if you try to talk about growing anything here

I usually avoid white potatoes meme doctor said they're not good and then gave non-answers whenever asked about it again.

They're not really that bad, they just don't have much in the way of adding any nutrition.

Good for stretching out a meal though, which is why the Irish liked them so much.

A potato is essentially Irish white rice.

Potatoes are nutritious enough that peasants could live on potatoes and little else.

Any whole food is similarly nutritious.

Today's average american has seven nutrient deficiencies because so many of their calories are from isolated macronutrients.

>scary paper wasps

Holy shit! Those collect plant eating caterpillars to feed their young! You're probably the kind of faggot that climbs up on a chair if they see a common house spider and immediately dials the exterminator. You don't deserve homegrown produce and if I were your dad, I'd tell you to fuck off.

Potatoes are so cute. Marge Simpson was right when she declared potatoes were, indeed, neat.

I usually just ignore spiders. Wasps and biting flies are the only bugs I fear.

I ask this every time I see this image and never get an answer. I don't understand how this shit would work. when you remove the lower boards why wouldn't the soil fall out as you remove the potatoes?

will this work with sweet potatoes? I wanna start growing my own

Growing Sweet Potato in a Box
youtube.com/watch?v=xzaDWro1itY

Because I live in a twenty-five square metre flat in an extremely urban area and an asian greengrocer is several doors down on the ground floor.

i do, i ripped up 1/3 of the lawn out the front to turn into a veg garden, and i use 1/2 the total area of the from for gardening and have 5 fruit trees out the front. out the back i have 6 fruit trees and 2 patches for gardening.

I don't own enough land.

I grow chillies, tons of herbs, mornings trees and limes. Thus is all my backyard can produce without being a complete waste.

I want to plant fruit trees as well but they don't produce particularly well in my area. Maybe a fig tree will give me enough fruit.

Reading anything in that picture makes me want to vomit.

>100 pounds of potatoes
>4 square feet
>2 inch board
>12 feet long boards
>2half inch wood screws

Fucking barbaric imperial system.