Tfw too intelligent to eat food

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Plain cheerios.

Soy milk

>Reddit, the food/drink/thing

i want soylent shills to fuck off and die

Tfw too stupid to realise that the best things in life are a good meal, a fine wine, and a hot, tight pussy.

Isn't this the shit that got busted for containing dangerous amounts of heavy metals?

THIS. FUCKING THIS. FUCK SOY

shhh

cacao

Are there people that exclusively drink this? Do you even have solid shits?

I prefer my meals in a bottle and my pussy in a flashlight, thank you.

Isn't that shit made out of people

Shhhhhh

no, only Soylent Green is. That's obviously Soylents White, Black, Brown and Red

I haven't tried soylent, but I've tried a generic alternative. There was an adjustment period, like any diet change, but after that it was fine. It's not actually a 'liquid' per se, but a suspension of solids in liquid, so you get enough roughage.

Nope. faq.soylent.com/hc/en-us/articles/204197379-California-Proposition-65

This.

this is a weird food I would guess is popular with the new socialist and numale movement. Its fucking weird and I hate people who are like

>I dont even think about eating, its a chore for me. If I didnt have to eat again I never would.

Imagine the socialist haven where everyone has 4 flavors of soylent to choose from! Those immoral and greedy 1%ers will never be able to eat steak and lobster again!!! hahahahaha I can't wait until everyone has to drink protein shakes that will be made with people once the globalist (new word for communist) cabal takes over.

This.

I barely ate soy growing up, have been closer to underweight all my life, and don't have gyno unlike 99% of men in the united states.

And yet, I want to be a girl.

Do you live in a can too?

> I dont even think about eating, its a chore for me. If I didnt have to eat again I never would.
While I'm liberal trash and I share this opinion, I have this opinion not because I dislike food, I love food, but because I'm usually too depressed to cook and my standards for food are way too high.

I'd rather starve than drink soylent though.

yo what is that Simpsons episode called?

Im sorry to hear that you are liberal trash and are depressed. I was majorly depressed for a long time too until I stopped drinking and doing hard drugs. Im not saying you are on drugs but try some kratom it might help you. Helped me a lot with my depression. One day you will realize liberalism is a mental disorder much like depression. Also cooking is one of the things that brings me out of a depressed state so maybe just try cooking things you love?

yo you can type in quotes into google and find things on your own

I think its season 9 or 10 I dont remember the name. It might be the one where they find that angel in the ground though.

I only eat it for breakfast because I'm too lazy to cook in the morning but I realize eating breakfast is important.

The Springfield Files

You're a retard who reads too much clickbait "science" if you think some soy from food is going to drastically affect your hormones. They only don't recommend it for old men with low T and women going through menopause. Is that you?

What the fuck is wrong with you that you can't set aside 20-30 minutes per morning to have a bomb ass fucking breakfast you sack of shit? And I never use the expression "bomb-ass".

Thanks Schlomostein Shekelschleimmer Harkelphlegmberg Greatestally Goldbrenner

Dont want to risk it. Why the fuck would I want to risk growing tits and turning into a whiny bitch from eating something in large quantities that doesn't really taste that good in the first place? Ill eat tofu in Asian dishes, but im not fucking glugging down 4 bottles of shit garbage a day for months and months. That will fucking mess with your hormones for sure. Look at what you are saying. This is a thread for soylent, which is a complete meal replacement shake. You can survive off of only this and it is made with large amounts of soy. What do you have to say for yourself mister? Only retards and women eat soy in large amounts. Almond milk tastes better than soy milk anyways. Fuck soy except for soy sauce and miso and certain other soy products that I like but eat sparingly.

I tried joylent, the Yuropean version since they don't sell abroad for some reason.
It's not too bad. It doesn't taste bad, nor does it taste good.
During my chronic alcoholism years, when I was drunk and/or withdrawing and had trouble eating anything, and cooking was just impossible, it helped.
I don't think I would eat it beside chronic depression when feeding is a chore or similar cases.

>believes the advertisements on Clear Channel and buys the heavily promoted "anti-estrogen drink" guaranteed to keep you from becoming a nu-male for only $10.00/can. Moneyback guarantee if your penis falls off and you develop a menstruating vagina while having one can everyday.

Takes one to know one

Jesus, do people still say that?

Idk, I like eating my food. Plus the soylent company is a bunch of kids mixing powder and other crap together. Inner city junkie drug operations are more legitimate than this company.

LOL

Milk is literally hormonal fluid from a postpartrum mammal, that shit has real estrogen in it not fucking plant estrogen

Pancake batter

Don't eat soy

As opposed to you, who didn't even need a sip?

This. There is no evidence of any adverse effects (estrogenic or otherwise) on men or children from soy consumption. Even those recommendations are ass-covering bullshit.

FUD and bullshit. Sounds like you're just scared of soy which is fucking pathetic. Better stock up on almond milk for your bomb shelter, faggot.

No, just Californians being triggered by reality again. Prop 65 is useless and just spreads misinformation.

It has a good amount of fiber so I would expect you would definitely have solid shits. In fact, according to their forums, many people have very regular and more "fulfilling" shits than before. Presumably they didn't eat enough fiber before and now they do.

Subsisting on flavoured sludge sounds pretty miserable.

Wtf I love soylent now

>MFW Portlandia references

My [Proud person of Color].

coins and almond milk

What would user type?

You don't have to replace all your food, retard. Also, there are several scientists and medical professionals on their team including on of the world's best endocrinologists so you're just full of shit.

I despise liberals as much as the next guy but I like the general concept of Soylent, at least in theory. The reality is that the true essence of "healthy foods" can not be entirely captured by plant-based smoothies. I subscribe to the theory that a balanced diet contains everything that humans are designed to eat...in moderation. You should be eating SOME meat. You should be eating SOME milk. You should be eating SOME plants. Etc...

And contrary to popular opinion, this notion is rooted in some decent science. The amino acid profiles of plant proteins vs animal proteins are different. The micronutrient profiles of plants are different from meat. You have compounds like creatine which one would normally absorb from meat which are not present in plants. You have fatty acids found in meats that you simply can't find in plants. I am not talking monounsaturated bullshit you get from meme coconut oil or avocados, I am talking the raw saturated building blocks (and cholesterol) that are proven to be beneficial in moderation.

Not to mention that any attempts of commercialization of such a product will result in sacrifices being made during production. I just don't trust a company to get it right. But like I said, I do appreciate the theory of it. It would be nice to just drink a shake that contains a perfectly balanced nutrition profile.

You do realize that the human body gets rid of the parts it doesn't use? Do you wan't to remain without teeth?

the only people i know who drink that stuff are desperately obese cringey fat people.

its like tasty wheat

Thanks for making me sad again.
I hope someone beats that attention whore trannies record.

>what is mental illness

You can want to be the girl without thinking you are the girl.
Sometimes dreams are just dreams.

It's his life man. I find myself waking up 10 minutes before my day starts usually and don't have the time to do stuff.

I'm sure the faggots who made this company loved making le epic reference to Soylent Green, but naming your product after one from a movie that's made of people is a terrible business move

It's made out of soy and lentils, just an unfortunate naming coincidence according to wikipedia

To be honest, most people nowadays aren't even aware of the film. To everyone else it's just kind of funny, I mean the film is ridiculous.

i'm sure they're suffering so hard for it you fucking marketing pro

>that suicide scene
it's actually a really good movie
everyone remembers it for the corny bulldozer "SOYLENT GREEN IS PEEEPUUULL" line but there are some legit great scenes

It's a myth that soy raises your estrogen level you stupid faggot.

Just because Cosmo turned in to Narcissa doesn't mean that soylent does that to everyone.

I drink Soylent every morning for breakfast
Shit's tight. I've never liked eating in the morning. Hopefully I don't become a ladyboy.

>i think im a girl
>i want to be a girl

>food companies are poisoning america by putting corn syrup in everything!
>processed foods and scary chemicals are bad!
>now excuse me while I drink my processed to shit soy

I'm not consuming that shit. I'm not a cannibal.
>tfw soylent grün ist menschfleisch
>tfw nobody gets the reference

>eating milk

>howtostrawman.txt

How expensive would it be to live off nothing but that? Each bottle is 400 calories, so I'd need at least 5 a day.

Soy turns you into a fuckboy

I think we have all seen the movie. Hopefully.

Some of us aren't as old as dirt user

The powder is the cheapest and at bulk it's 1.54$ per 400kcal, so 7.70$/day or 230/mo.

Get out rebbit underage.

What a lot of people miss is that it can be used as a supplement, like eating while cramming for finals or finishing a project (or driving to work early for Mr Noseberg), and you eat steaks or whatever special food otherwise

It's a Futurama reference

Keep in mind that after a few days you will have some god aweful farts, and your shit will have the consistancy of pudding...you will have bum pudding...

Hey summer, the meme is "to intelligent"

Not true, I've never experienced that

Horseshit...I did...

Humans live on nothing but milk for the first 6 or 8 months of their lives and still manage to produce massive solid shits

Man how would you know that, maybe it's like oatmeal

You've obviously never changed your wife's son's diaper.

WRONG

I've changed my siblings diapers and both of my son's diapers and my nieces. So blow it out your ass.

you only gave your son two diapers? what the fuck is wrong with you? you just let it build up and scraped it out and reused it?

Which one? Haven't they all been beaten already?

The only reason why Soylent isn't really that popular is because they haven't been able to get it to taste good yet.
Once they manage to get it tasting good i can see it being sold at Supermarkets and becoming really popular.

Let me explain, soylent or soy foods itself contain phytoestrogens, which I guess in practical terms you can consider it plant-based estrogens. However, it doesn't get processed in the body into estrogen, it's just discarded and excreted from the body. Milk, though, contains mammilian estrogen, which is converted into a surplus production of estrogen, so if you want to grow tits or feel more fem, milk might be a food you would enjoy.