KFC AMA:

I am Colonel Sanders, founder of the KFC restaurant franchise. Ask me anything.

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How did you revived, are you a zombi?

I actually never died.
I was cryogenically frozen and revived.

What do you think of your new KFC commercials? Which are your favorites?

They're annoying and stupid, in my opinion.

do you see the irony in hating niggers yet having them be your best customers?

Could God fry a chicken to such a temperature that even He couldn't eat it?

What are the secret 11 herbs and spices

Spooky thread
Do u know zozo?

He ain't even real.

I don't even know them all. I only know 9/11 of them.

Itys commercial bullshit, what colonel really had invented is a pressure frier.

And you're not even the real Colonel Sanders.

youtube.com/watch?v=oDC8EuSLKLw

godupdates.com/colonel-sanders-accepted-jesus-testimony/

Can I have your autograph mr chicken man?

Watch your fucking mouth you faggot or I'll eat your ass like a 12 piece chicken strip meal.

Colonel Sanders' faith is Christian. You are an imposter atheist.

Why did KFC get rid of the Twisters? Those things were actually good

Are you a fan of Socialism?

Where did you hide your phylactery?

Lies. KFC is fresh never frozen

I was in heaven you dumbfuck. I didn't see no god there