Rate my Asian Grocery store haul

Rate my Asian Grocery store haul.

I'd just came from an ultrasound for my liver, and was hungry from being on a 12 hour fast, and also drunk (I had to hold myself back from asking the ultrasound technician for a happy ending), so I went a bit overboard.

They give you a dollar off coupon for every however many dollars you spend, to use in the bakery or hot food section. I usually just spend them on a couple dim sum or a pastry, but this time the checkout lady gave me twice as many coupons as she should of, so I got a full takeout box of food on the house.

Turns out I'm not a fan of fried smelt that's been sitting under a Chinese heat lamp all day.

Cool.
Can you make a vlog as well?

I don't know what that is.

Doesn't surprise me, you weebs are a bunch of thick cunts.

means video blog

like writing a post about something, but you make a video about it instead. i think they're common for product reviews and unboxings and things like that. maybe he wanted you to make a video trying the ingredients out

Best Asian snacks coming through.

the haul shows you cant cook, its basically only convenience food
1/10

You bought bananas? I bet they were triple the price of ones at any other store.

The fuck?

Asian grocery stores almost always have much cheaper produce than regular grocery stores.

how's the liver?
i went to traffic court drunk a couple weeks ago, lol
got like six hundred dollars worth of fines dismissed

yeah that all looks foul

weeb/10

Just got a call that the ultrasound came back normal. Having a couple beers to celebrate. Have a "consultation" with a GI specialist next month.

It was pretty bad. I'll just stick to their based chicken feet in the future.

Common fat lazy bento box eating faggot food

>maybe he wanted you to make a video trying the ingredients out
This, Op make us a video

no Pork belly/10

It's literally the only reason i go to mine. Gook food is shit.

You bought a lot of "just add hot water" stuff. Take care of yourself better user.

Shit tier rice.

Yeah, I get whole pork bellys for $2.99/lb. No one can touch that. Not buying porkbelly from an asian market is just dumb.

I'm sous at a restaurant that's been open less than two months, and barely have time, or the desire, to really cook for myself.

I don't usually buy so much instant noodles and snack food.

It's the same store I always buy pork belly from; They got all the good cuts you usually have to go to a butcher for, but for dirt cheap. Just didn't buy anything like that because I probably wont be able to cook a real meal until next weekend.

Is it?

They were cheap, and look pretty trashy, but I'm really eager to try this cold ramen. It reached 106F here today.

>forgot image

looks like you have a korean grocery store. get the package of cold noodles next time. naengmyun or arrowroot noodles and a cold broth. good summer eating.

also buy koshihikari rice next time.

It's a Chinese grocery store chain, that sells Korean, Japanese, Filipino, etc. products here and there. I have a really good Korean place, too, but it's further away.

>buy koshihikari rice next time

They definitely have that. I'll try it next time.

Craving cold noodles from the look of the haul.

can you eat that soon and tell us how it is? i'm a huge fan of their regular hot noodle

Why are those bananas so small?

>two spoons
Sorry mate but you're dining for one, who are you kidding?

Japanophile/10. Still only one step up from weeb/10.

please give us an update on this.

>Craving cold noodles

We're having a heat wave, and they were on sale.

They're manzano bananas. I like that they are small because I seldom eat an entire big banana in one sitting.

I'm currently single, but have spent the better part of the past 15 years living with some sort of SO, and have decided that I'm old enough now to no longer purchase a single piece of cutlery or dishware (yeah, buying two is still pretty depressing, especially since I am currently alone).

It'll probably be a couple of days before I get into this. I'll make a new thread when I try them.

Bying meat.... why are americans so degenerate?

not a fan of that mandu brand

>HALAL

Really?

I don't care about that, but the smartphone bs thing next to it is troubling.

That's a belt, and a copy of Luck Peach's "Power Vegetables!".

pulmuone or go home

the chinese leek and pork ones are aight too

Is that two cubes of butter just thrown on top of that shit?

>Be me last year
>Go to court because of DUI
>Drank enough the night before to wake up still drunk
>Public defender asks me if I've been drinking because she can smell it on my breath
>Tell her I'm diabetic, have mild ketoacidosis
>She doesn't question me any further

I was so retarded, fuck alcohol, I'm done with it.

Is your liver okay?

I think it was supposed to be mapo tofu, but it was pretty bland, so I don't know.

I'm really surprised they didn't at the very least see Cirrhosis. My blood/urine test came back abnormal and I was referred to a liver ultrasound and a GI specialist, so something must be wrong with me.

You'll come back to me, baby. They always do.