Does anybody have any good recipes for roast beef?

Does anybody have any good recipes for roast beef?

>run train on a slut
>let her pussy develop scar tissue due to overuse
Wa la, roast beef

i came here from /sp/ xddddddddddd

>t. virgin

This, but it only work if you're packing 9+ fat inches like me. Trust me, I'd smashed enough trim tang into big dangling roast beef curtains than all of my friends combined. I guess I was just born lucky, cause all the male members of my family are heavily hung.

U r dumb

I love how defensive roasties get over this stuff

it doesn't matter if you were born that way, it still makes your gash seem undesirable and used up

It is funny that every comeback implies the person is a woman.

>roast beef
Aside from the crude humor, are you looking to actually roast or braise?

roast, otherwise would have asked about braised beef.

who is this smuggo?

Ah. Well in the US they're often interchangeable terms. I'd suggest eye of round for proper roasting.

Mavis Beacon.

Wow who's that girl?
I would worship her
Kiss her parts

No problem, here in Europe the words sidewalk and road are often interchangeable, causing a few little misunderstandings amongst our non-native populations.

Well I was gonna fap.

Um...no.

Then you'll be as delighted as I was to know your mother's looks good as new.

There should be a rule on Veeky Forums that all OP picture post must be food related

Hope Solo. When you see her "parts" you might change your mind, bub.

It's even more pathetic and hilarious when the person the comeback is directed at is actually a man.

Women are born with the pussies their end up having their entire lives, barring episiotomy or traumatic birth trauma. You can't fuck a cunt into silly puddy, you utterly childish virgins.

Wanna bet? I admire a lady with big parts. Assuming the context of OP post I assume she has very large labia, I would wish her labia was longer than my dick, then I could truly submit to her on every level

I'm not going to act like Studly Hungwell, I've licked worse. But Jesus fuck, user, have some respect for yourself.

Any of you assholes watch Supernatural? It's been on 12 years now. Watch the pilot, then watch like season 12. Their vocal chords have stretch so that their voices are nearly an octave lower. That aging happens with the entire body. You don't stretch a vagina, it can only age. So your mom is a mess down there, but young people are almost identical to how they were born to mature. 17 through 35 is a wash.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Trying to kink shame me, eh square?

Their voices stretched because of all the cocks they've been deep throating.

deep throating. You're 13, right? Your parents should be keeping you from running into traffic, but you post here. Do you think that's ok, honey?

>deep throating. You're 13, right? Your parents should be keeping you from running into traffic, but you post here. Do you think that's ok, honey?

You're 13, right? Your parents should be keeping you from running into traffic, but you post here. Do you think that's ok, honey?

POST IT

At least we know there are only kids here. Stop coming here for food advice.

Fuck this thread, it's gonna take a ton of porn to get the image of some poor bastard deep throating a mutated labia out of my head.

This is Veeky Forums, not food.

Fucked a girl with a giant clit once, she told me to down on her, once down there I said "I'm not sucking your dick bro." Turned the lights on and demanded to see a pussy and asshole, once confirmed for female I asked her to leave and that her pussy was disgusting. Worst POF rebound sex ever.

Most of you people are homeless, aren't you? Or like a day away from being homeless.

Fuck off, roastie.

I love how not-about-OP's-question this thread is. Never change, Veeky Forums

You don't even know what you're trying to say at this point, are you. You just fucking jibber. What's a "roastie" to a teenager like your idiot self? Have you touched a vagina at any point in your life? To adults you just sound like a kid on a BMX.

DON'T POST IT

You don't even know how obvious you're making the fact that you're really a roastie.

You are fucked up. Not only would I be putty if a girl actually had the courage to tell me to go down on her, I would do it ever so more enthusiastically if she had a dick clit

Don't do it this is a blue board

I know, everyone is a roastie. Kids who've never touched a cunt are so roastie I can't even puss it up. You're a fucking human mistake and you know it. You're so fucking gimped at this point you don't know what you're trying to say.

Assblasted roastie embarassed by her labial dimensions spotted.

Post your roast pls

You don't really know what a cunt looks like in person, do you? What happened to you guys? Social Anxiety Disorder? Autism in some form. A twat is basically like a group of balls. Play with your balls, that's a cunt mostly.. Go try to learn..

Fuck off, roastie.

This is where kids figure out life isn't "no U!" They end up living it regardless of other people.

Roasties are so bad at shitposting

This roastie has been assblasted to hell and back. Good Lord my sides. Come to Veeky Forums for cooking and get comedy gold instead.

how much do you desire attention? why do you disappoint your family here? they won't tell you, but they wish you were dead.

roastie detected

Okay sweetie.

you internet gimps are so easy. keep chatting..

ROASTIES GET OUT

boi

I don't get why all the virgins are like
>eww this doesn't look like the tight shaved pornstar pussy I think is regular because I've never actually seen one

Hope Solo's was the best series. I would absolutely reck that vagoo and feel her sinewy muscles tense up.

DONT

POST

Is this your special recipe? Looks like something you'd make

THE

Roastie detected.

ROAST

>tight
>pornstar
ok

It is food related, her cunt looks like a beef sandwich.

Hello summer. Nice to know you don't know how vaginas work other than memes.

So is /sp/ it gets posted there all the time. It would be great to hear all the fat lefty lesbian opinions on her meaty snatch.

Fuck off, roastie.

If male you need a large black penis as she's black meat
If female roastie or GTFO

You should really just take some kitchen sheers to your beef flaps if you're this salty about it.

Yeah, and it's impossible to turn an earlobe into silly putty.

Unless you stretch a tiny hole in your lobe with gauges over a long period of time, like those Africans with lip disks. Your move.

...

Puncturing an earlobe with a pin that is the same size over and over again doesn't enlarge the hole

Woman go through an average of 4.1 different sized penises before the age of 21.

this thread has been up for 6 hours. what the fuck. i hope to fuck some of the new wave of janitors monitor this board.

Penises are usually about the same size. Plus pussies have a muscle that can be flexed and tightened. Earlobes are cartilage dumbass

He did it, the absolute MADMAN.
See you in 3 days.

Post the other one since you already posted this one

This

MODS

That one?

this entire thread is a rule violation, but NOW you're calling on the mods? did you even sage?

Why is this picture so hilarious?