Making egg salad

>Making egg salad
>Run out of mayonnaise
>Tell mom we're out of mayonnaise
>"No user, we have some on the bottom shelf"
>Jar of Miracle Whip

Why the fuck do people eat that shit? To my mom it is literally synonymous with mayo, but they taste nothing alike.

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because it lasts foreverrrr

It's basically mayo with honey mustard mixed in. I really don't like it but I can see why some people do. Sometimes I'll mix mayo and spicy mustard for some sandwiches.

Oh, and I think it would be pretty horrible in egg salad but wouldn't be so bad on chicken or used in a vegetable salad dressing.

Amerifats and their sugar. Isn't mayo bad enough? Why make it worse?

>be american
>think "oh yeah only americans like sugar"
>look up sugar consumption statistics
>average american consuming about 126 grams of sugar per day, that's 31 teaspoons
I had no idea it was so high. I know I eat better than the average person, maybe once every few weeks I'll have a sweet or use something sweet in my cooking but I don't drink soda and I think that's mainly why the consumption is so high.

Anyway, mayo is delicious, as long as you don't use too much. I think pic related is a bit much, fries from Belgium.

people in my family put miracle whip on their goddamn tacos

i'm so glad i'm moving out next month

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Watch this video and you'll understand not why Americans like sugar, but why sugar is put into everything

Also, it's not just Americans, the french eat dessert for breakfast far more than people in the US where the standard breakfast is either oats or eggs

I visited New Zealand for a couple months and fries were always served with mayo/aioli, shit was soooo good.

Oh, yeah it definitely tastes good but when you have equal portion sizes of fries and mayo it's a bit much. You don't need much mayo.