Rate my dinner

Rate my dinner.

Yawn

READ DA MAYONEWS/10

epitome of Veeky Forumscuisine/10.

looks a little carb-heavy. but still more complex and healthier than bread.

>looks a little carb-heavy

I don't even want to fucking live on this planet anymore. What a bunch of fuckin morons...

You must be white as fuck.

Is your tummy bothered OP?
I only eat like this if I have a serious case of the shits.

Assblasted Veeky Forumsfag spotted.

It looks as close to crippling depression as food can get

Wish I were whiter.

didn't you put ANY spices on that chicken? Christ.

Looks like Joe Rogan himself created this amazing dish... can I have the secret recipe plz?

>Potatoes aren't mashed
>Dry potatoes
>Peas and Carrots seperated, not connected with a sauce
It's shit

Bland.

1/10 and the only reason you get that one point is because it at least provides a healthy source of nutrients

this

Do people actually eat raw chicken for the memes here?
Jesus christ hope you get diahrroea

You have not honored this chickens life.
The chicken died in vein.

Looks a little too spicy for my tastes.

Not that this is your picture, but if anybody else here eats like this, what do you have for breakfast and lunch?

Boiled/10
Learn to do literally any other method of cooking and you'll be rewarded with flavor.

BONE APPLE TEA

Chop them up into cubes, throw in some dill pickles and some mayo as well and you get a 10/10.

Add spices or a sauce, and cook the chicken in a pan or in the oven and you have a perfect dinner.

Jack is that you?

What the heck? You want him to eat a SALAD for dinner? The poor guy will starve to death.

The fun part is how no one noticed that this food is raw

raw chicken?

>No salt or pepper on the protein

Kys user

Bland shit/10

And who says English cuisine isn't good?

Just a little undercooked. If you hear clucking, that's just freshness.

Me. I do.

If you served me this I would ask for some kind of sauce as insultingly as possible.

any time you want to cook a chicken breast, put some olive oil in a pan, salt and pepper it, get the oil nice and hot, sear each side and turn it down to low and cover. Then take a thermometer and confirm that the absolute center of the breast is 165f.

Perfect chicken, every time.

Do Americans really eat this?

>may I have some umbilical cord juice with this fucking abortion?

I hate it when people say "White people eat bland food" umm try again sweetie ;)

Same

Retard. If you put a thermometer in the pan it'll explode. Europoors and their fabrications.

This looks like the reason for the "white people can't cook"-meme.
>heated up some peas, sliced carrots and 6 1/2 potatos
>put some half-raw chicken breast or whatever next to it
>calls it a meal

Did you use at least salt for the potatos?

No salt, no pepper, no flavour. Here's your (you).

...

looks like shit

wtf are you makingg!!!!

the food all looks cooked.
I guess the fun part is you don't know shit

Midwestern housewife fare by way of Norwegian 20-something.

this guy gets it

Jesus Christ

Looks baked to me