When you take that ice cold sip out of the freezer

Coming from the faggot that still believes in cooties.
>ewwww a grill
You are a child

>im gerl guys xd
>why no one beg for nudes
>you are gay
>you are virgin
>you are baby

No one said cooties.
We are disgusted by the dark brown roast beef flaps you call you call your vagina

Now fuck off, roastie.

>he thinks I'm the grill
Kek
I wish we had poster I'D like on pol just to save you the embarrassment.

dont care
Kek
What makes you think I'D get embarrassed about shitposting?

Because it's literally roach-tier

> when you pull a bottle of pop out of the freezer when its on the verge of freezing and you have a mini slushy.

Daddy styx drinks these

/VR46 sip/ right here

OP here
Yes he does
He knows the true power of the sip
That's about all
Peace out

Picked up a Gronk today cause last thread somebody said they were discontinuing them.

I'll say the Gronk definitely tastes better than original Monster

I won't lie to you
That flavour is fucking nice

That shit's fucking disgusting.

Go away Rockstar pleb

there are no girls on the internet, dont let anybody tell you otherwise

I just had one for the first time
They charged me ten bucks for it but it's not like it's sold anywhere else in my country

where the fuck?

This guy gets it. Always toss it in the freezer for a few minutes before that first sip. That extra bit of icy crispness turns a good first sip into a great first sip.

S I P B O Y S

shithole-poverty
how much are they anyways?
i mean im not having one again but now i dont have to wonder how they taste ilke anymore

i dont know i think they are about 1.77 at walrmart. aldi has their brand for 1 dollar used to be made by monster for them, dont know if it still is.

how was that first sip

i didnt know it was sugar free and i wasnt expecting the artificial flavor
its way better than mountain dew, that shit just tastes like sugar water
plus it gave me energy and it didnt make me tired an hour later like redbull does

Coffee is better for you

Is coffee fortified with mood-boosting b vitamins?

This seems like an advertisement. Shit tastes like chemicals and makes you crash HARD after 1 or 2 hours .

Glad to hear we on the same wavelength sippa

Yeah I don't fuckin understand these threads, it's also monster and its always the 0 carb, 0 sugar shit that tastes like ass and destroys your renal system.

No, but coffee doesn't have a shit-ton of sugar and has a bunch of antioxidents

These posts must be some kind of advertisement. I've seen these Monster posts on the health board too

Nasty! French pressed coffee is a better way to go

>sugar

It's a Veeky Forums meme you fucking virgins

you too

oh is it?! its almost like they dont even wanna drink coffee, thats why they are fun posting about sugar free monsters. Stupid nigger.

*sips fedora*

>sips
>sugar
When will you cucks see the light of day, sips is much better than the BIG BLACK COFFEE.

Haven't ever had a sip, want to make that first one special... any suggestions?

Is this some kind of meme?

French pressed coffee isn't even good coffee you autistic virgin

t. summerfag

How does it feel, knowing u picked the worst one who tastes like medicine?

Get the white one, make sure it's cold, put it in the freezer for a few minutes, and then crack it open. First thing in the morning is best. Then try orange, red, blue, etc.

I also suggest for the first one do not drink any caffeine drink for a few days so when you do drink the sip for the first time it will be explosively awesome.

Oh the joys of premature heart failure
Brought to you by the can Jew

Yes

I was browsing and posting here all last semester and never saw this sip thing until this week.

I rather die young and enjoy sips then live long and pay taxes that support the GOP and Israel's wars.

>all last semester
Ok sorry.....you are a newfag not a summerfag.

It's pretty good, tastes a bit like the Ultra Orange flavour really, although perhaps not quite as nice. So I'll probably go for that in the future. I wanted to try this one though.

Your defending discussing energy drinks and I'm the virgin?

>energy drinks associates you with virginity

No it's gross you fucking cripple, nigger, neckbeard, fag, virgin, ect.

What are you? A cripple?

Kek!

t. coffee merchant

That kind taste like chemicals and has like 700 ingrediants.

>chemicals
Everything is made of chemicals. Water is chemicals.

Wait, aren't memes usually clever or make a point? This is an ad you stupid nigger.

/pol/ got a meme elected and he sure as fuck isn't clever nor has a point.

No, Im an engineer, I design furnaces and heating systems. Nice try

Nerd

Do you cut the can open and chew it? Maybe it doesn't freeze at all because of all the chemicals.

True, but I get laid and payed, so being a nerd doesn't bother me

I own a cafe and prefer sips myself.

>Ironic

You think you should get a free pass on horrible tastes? Ever been on Ck, virgin? Have fun with the side effects

Will the sips really kill you if you aren't chugging them back like water and only have them like once a day or so?

They're harmless

auscunt here. I'm visiting the USA later in the year.

if I only have one sip while I'm there, which sip should I get?

currently leaning towards that red Monster shit everyone keeps posting, I don't fuckin know.

The blue one. It tastes like what an American thinks blue tastes like: delicious chemicals.

Yellow if you can find it. It's been discontinued to make room for purple. It's the crispest sip of all and has a bit more caffeine than white sips.

fuck they are good. gonna go to big lots and buy all they got tomorrow.

this has no sugar in it to depress the freezing temperature why is it in the freezer

are you retarded leaving carbonated cans in the freezer makes them explode

That's a pretty elegant little diagram you've got there.

Where would you rate something like... the beetus or pipeline punch?

I don't fuck with the beetus

>2017
>Sip of the year

It's taking the country by storm, man.

stop drinking this poison

Why fucking bother when they don't make this anymore

>nonsipper detected

what's Gronk sip taste like?

first time I've heard of and seen it

It's not poison.

hot

>when you on that budget sip

1.19? £1 at Tesco mate.

Wow. This is excellent.

...

Underrated

>when you wake up and open that first sip of the day
Don't mind if I do chaps

get on my level
throw that can in there for a few hours (not over 2 hours)

the purple sip was underwhelming >:(