Ck webm thread?

well it's a good thing I like dick

Most men's balls hang asymmetrically too.
And the average male's penis leans to the right.
You can use that bit of trivia on your friends while you gobble their gnards.

the real crime is the lack of salsa on those tacos

>the average male's penis leans to the right.
Great. I'm a left-curving freak.

it's only the size of a lime?

>Thinks a discriminating male would go on more than 1 fuckdate with a genetically inferior asymmetrically breasted woman.

Name?

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Your fat whore mother

Thread ruined

These threads are just posting the SAME FUCKING WEBMS OVER AND OVER.

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gross

Thanks for posting these again for the 100th time, but can we get something new please? I can't find anything good anywhere, was hoping to find some itt.

garbage

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is this a Jack webm?
I would unironically eat this hotdog

More Jack plox?

no, I really dont like posting his webms in the webm threads.. make a jack thread if you want

I mean, it looks tasty, but it's coming from Jack, and not only does that mean that it could have some weird shit in it, but it also means that the guy is a total fucking weirdo and I wouldn't want to do him the pleasure of eating anything he had prepared.

The real question is how the fuck you're supposed to eat that. Am I supposed to just get out my fork and knife?
Here. Let's not post too much Jack though, we need some actual content on this board.

Alright I was fine with it until he put the cheese on it

I have basically no idea what any of those things are

What is he getting out with the tongs? Slices of mini beetroot? Or maybe some sort of meat?

This is why America needs the wall

I don't know if its jack or not but if it is, he actually managed to cook something edible

I like cheese on hotdogs sometimes
hell I even like ketchup on hotdogs occasionally, fight me

Too bad it's never going to happen.

You shut your whore mouth

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at least it's not that whore whit the dumb face and miracle whip

This doesn't look that great to me.

>crappy hotdog (bun)
>crappy fajitas (is that "roast beef" deli meat?)
>crappy chili (clearly from a can, also, beans)
>pre-shred cheese from a bag

really terrible

what

>not liking beans in your chilli
opinion disregarded

Beans in chili is fine, but wildly inappropriate for use on hotdogs.

You can disagree if you like, but your opinion will be wrong if you do.

hot dogs and beans are a classic meal, they make a lot of sense together

What was the last thing? This is pure trash. They actually have the western world beat. I thought I'd seen the shittiest of food already.

This has to be illegal. Mods.

Proof positive god protects the fat and stupid. How this guy doesn't end up chopping off fingers, 3rd degree burns and massive shits that require hospitalization is beyond me.

looks like noodles?

See

Don't think do. They weren't strands, rather grains/bits.

I'm shocked because usually other countries have good, well cooked food, however different it may be.

>I'm shocked because usually other countries have good, well cooked food, however different it may be.

authentic mexican food holmes.

It amazes me that a teatotaller makes all these drunk dishes.
He really does have some brain damage, doesn't he?

does she do porn? is this a porno?

Piggu > doggo

It's always the same fucking webm's
POST SOMETHING NEW

Unfortunately yes and unfortunately yes.

I did

unfortunately for you maybe, what's her name?

Why the fuck isn't posting Jack pics/gifs/webms a bannable offence yet?

FUCKING WHY? JESUS.

I-I just posted the one and its because the hotdog actually looked okay
no bully

The hot dog isn't Jack. The cold oil in a pan is, though.

>being so autistic that a pan of cold oil upsets you

Because it's on-topic faggot, stop trying to dictate content because you don't like it.

>Veeky Forums
>food and cooking
>co/ck/s post endless jack in every webm thread wasting post limit and trolling

His shit belongs in foodgore threads, and nothing else. He's not a cook, and the failed abortions he creates aren't food.

I'm not even mad. I just know a jack clip when I see one.

lmfao this is a great thread

alura jensen, other girl earlier in this thread is ariella ferrera

This is food related, well he's eating something at least. please no ban, it's a recipe. If you ban me you're a bigot against Indian Culture

im gonna fucking puke why would someone save this webm

It really triggers me that they didn't just turn the hot dog 90°

good recipe. Lots of curry

I dont believe that is jack I need proof. His arms dont look hairy enough and I missed his rings. Even that guy knows how to cook better than jack.

hes retarded. Putting that steak in an ice cold pan, then making sure the lift up the end as far as possible to splash the oil towards you. Fucking idiots, lay food in a pan in a way that the oil splashes away from you. I told this to my buddies retarded ex-gf and she got all pissy and mad that I was telling her how to cook. Bitch stop being scared of oil and ease it in.

Adelaide was a mistake

Needs bigger and greater bread. It will literally melt under all that garbage.

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I thought something was going to happen to that corn. That's like prepping a steak and then serving it raw with some chips on the side

A good bakery bratt bun would have done nicely.

fucking gross what was that at 0:15???

that was his ass hole shitting out sperm from the last guy that fucked him, then putting that into the bag as well.

Who the fuck has Fanta in their bathtub?

Well, the guy is an odd duck to say the least. I'm not going to give him a hard time about the fanta

Jesus user, this is a blue board!

test

That was an ass????????

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Web this

Disgusting. That taco tasted like shit, no doubt. Completely fucked up the ratio of ingredients and what even is that meat?

adorable

overstuffed midwestern shit

I know tons of people like this

t. Wisconsin

Because beside Jack and the MCChicken meme its about the only board culture we have user

Yes, that's what gay mens asses look like. Prolapsed colons

You can tell it's actually not midwestern because they used vegetables other than onion and didn't put any cheese in it.

how do they get the bees to make that shape of honeycomb?

Why does it keep going?

tell me about the mexicoon, why does he cover the corn in paint?

only 1 asymetrical tit

hmmm, really makes me think

they teach them it at bee school

holy shit, sup norm, you faggot

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Sauce?

The hive box contains sticks instead of flat panes. Bees will form their comb to match the shape of what's inside the hive since that's what the comb is stuck to.