Smartkitchen

it takes toast times over USB to the arduino and i have it connected to my server so i can netcat start toasts
i was going to build an """app""" but then i realised i wouldn't use it anyways

>Not connecting it to Alexa
>Not programming it to learn exactly how you like your toast cooked based on a large number of factors
>Not making it obsessed with making toast
It's like you don't want to have a comfy time

What if she refuses to make your toast, because you keep jacking it to Cortana and Siri R34, while she has to watch?

I absolutely refuse to have a "smart" home that's controlled from outside the home. I don't trust the almighty Jew enough to not burn my home down.

Also, I know myself exactly how I want my toast toasted. 75 seconds for white bread, 95 for that slightly more dense whole grain bread I like to buy.

I don't trust Amazon to run my house, and I don't trust the internet to not fuck with my house.

>Cortana and Siri R34
Is this a thing?

buy a teasmade

build a fancy teasmade with a built in toaster or something

duct-tape a rice cooker to the side

Itt: /g/ gets lost on the way to /tpg/

What is that thing?

Holy fuck. You don't need any internet in your kitchen except for a recepy diaplay.