Caption this, motherfuckers

caption this, motherfuckers

>LOOK AT MY NAILS
>ARENT THEY PRETTY?!?!
>I DON'T DO ANYTHING EVEN REMOTELY STRENUOUS WITH MY HANDS
>VALIDATE MY APPEARANCE

Who hurt you dude

this is the right way to cook bacon. though i wouldn't waste that much brown sugar. just sprinkle some on top (along with some black pepper) and again when you flip them midway through

>bacon
I betchu love them diseases senpai

fuck off mudslime

"You would think this would give the average American the beetus, but you'd be wrong. The average American already has the beetus."

Why the fuck would you take bacon out of the package to put on paper towels?

I thought candied bacon was a Canadian thing?

>Hi, Reddit!.webm

actually just a vegan, but calling me a mudslim won't change the fact that you'll get tapeworm.

>food network logo
>They're going to do something disgusting to that bacon aren't they
Yup. They did.

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sounds like a better idea desu

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Better then being protein deficient mentally unstable vegan

i probably get more protein per day than you do in three days

enjoy your diseases

>paper towels

what kind of fucking cuckold shit is this

>vegan
>protein deficient
o im laffin

Just micro wave it

Looks good. I'd put it on a burger.

We've built up an immunity to diabetus. America stronk.

Wait do people actually defend veganism on here?

your butt buddy cumming down your throat doesn't count and your more likely to get diseases that way anways

>all these overweight ameritards defending a piece of shit
eat beef and chicken you fucks

go fuck off and blow yourself up you dirty sand nigger

not even mudslim, buttmad ameritard, did i hit a nerve there?

europoor, just wait till sharia law is enforced in your country and allah the official religion. ain't that far away for you

NEW BEETUS NOW WITH ADDED ATHEROSCLEROSIS! THAT'S TWO! TWO ORGAN DISEASES FOR THE PRICE OF ONE!

Disgusting. I hate when people mix sweet and salt

Cooking with Reddit!

>all that fucking work for a bunch of bacon strips
is this the cooking equivalent of over-engineering something?

le bacon

kek

Roasted

not european either.

Diabetes in 10 steps

Not everyone is patrician enough to use parchment paper for everything

fuck i bet this came from facebook

that explains why you fear pork products then. not everyone lives in a 3rd world shit hole like you, where livestock health is unregulated. maybe if you move out of poohintheloohistan then you won't have to worry about catching tapeworms from your bacon & egg mcmuffin