Disgusting food habits

What food habits disgust you, Veeky Forums? I went on a date a while back with a girl, she ordered fried chicken. Several times throughout the meal she sucked the grease off her fingers, fellating each finger down to the base, and ending the disgusting action with a satisfied *pop* at the end. It was all I could do to keep myself from vomiting all over her. Never saw her again after that.

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I'm with OP on this one, that does sound really fucked up. For me I hate people who chew loudly, and it's much worse when you get the literal mouth breathers awkwardly trying to breathe and chew with their mouths open at the same time.

Barring some kind of medical condition that makes it impossible to breathe through your nose like a normal person there's no excuse for that shit.

Only other thing I can think is my girlfriend's habit of not finishing a coffee or tea while it's hot, then remembering it's there like an hour later and drinking it at room temperature. It's not the end of the world or anything but to me it just kinda grosses me out. Coffee and tea should be served very hot or very cold, not lukewarm

Smacking.

I know it's custom in some Asian countries to smack but holy shit it's annoying.

Also, I dated a girl with Tourette's. And she would habitually grunt and chomp her teeth really loudly when she ate. I couldn't live with that. I tried, I really did.

I used to be a mouth breather eater due to year-round allergies causing my nose to be permanently blocked. I would chew with my mouth open and make sounds so bad it would even annoy myself. Now I use a nasal spray daily and I'm cured.

As for what I find a disgusting eating habit, plate licking. I'm talking about when someone picks up the plate after finishing their food and licks all over it like some fucking goblin. I lived with a guy who did this. All "clean" looking plates had to be inspected for tongue tracks

I think we dated different girls with the same habit. Mine was a mouth breather (and would fucking BRAG about being too lazy to breathe through her nose, like...what?) and would chew like a beast rending its prey limb from limb. Smacking, slurping, dropping food out her mouth. She also would drop all kinds of food and leave her plates looking like a war had just taken place there, which would break my heart when I would make us cute desserts. I felt bad seeing my miniature cakes and little bread loaves meet such gorey fates.

I have actual joint issues. The joints in my fingers dislocate if I press things too hard with them or hold things in certain ways. My jaw is crooked. But...I fucking chew with my lips shut. I try really hard not to drop things or make a mess.

At some point she actually yelled at me because I eat "too quietly" and it was apparently like I was trying to be "haughty."

Otherwise she's usually a nice person, funny, likes the same anime and vidya that I do, a really talented artist...she's just kinda gross.

Don't date niggers and you won't have that problem.

I eat on the toilet. Under my sink in the bathroom I keep 5 large bags of family sized doritos, rice krispy squares, maybe 9 or 10 chocolate bars, a bag of marshmellows, canned ravioli and spam, gummy worms a bottle of ranch sauce, cheeze whiz, oreos, beef jerky and a bag of sliced white bread. I can't help it. I love to eat it's my only escape because life has been so difficult and sad for me so I just eat.

Holy fuck that's so god damned weird. I've seriously never seen somebody do that.

That's sad user, but it's not as uncommon as you might think and you shouldn't feel bad. Just try to get yourself into a better place, although I know that's much easier said than done.