Best frozen pizza?

This is a shit meme. Red baron tastes like cardboard and sodium

>this is a shit element of a culture or system of behaviour passed from one individual to another by imitation or other non-genetic means.
Maybe.

this tbqh

I'm in Texas and the stores here only carry the cheese & pepperoni ones. $9 for a frozen pie with virtually no variety isn't worth it.

Signature Select is my go-to brand since it goes on sale every other week and can have rewards points make it even cheaper.

Pic related. Store brand from Binland. It's super cheap, only 1.5 euros. I just add a bit of cheese, onion, extra peppers, jalapeños, and maybe some bacon or sausage and I get a god tier meal for very cheap.

I also add Worcestershire and siracha sauces. Fuck I'm salivating.

Jack's because I can get them for $2.50 on sale, $3 regular

I saw it once. Didn't buy it. It was like €6, when most frozen pizza is €2-3.

I mainly just want to understand why in God's name anyone would ever think a "pizzaburger" is a good idea.

I'm an expert on this. Ignore everyone else.

Tombstone Pizza was good until I realized it is absolute garbage. DO NOT GET TOMBSTONE. Once or less a year.

Freschetta Brick Oven - used to be OK. I'd eat this once or less a year.

Newman's Own: I used to think their thin crust pizzas were good. They're aight. I actually had a bad experience with them and I can tell you, fuck Newmans. I'd rather have either of the above two pizzas.

California Kitchen: I used to think these were good, like Newmans. They appeared around the same time. Hint: they aren't. They're shit. I'd rather have Tombstone/Freschetta brick oven. BTW, Tombstone used to make a think crust pepperoni brick oven style pizza that was really good, but I haven't seen it in stores for a long time. Not that I'd buy it.

Private Selection Pepperoni: appeared around the same time as Newman/California pizzas. It's OK. I wouldn't eat it ever again over Tombstone though, seriously.

Home Run In: if you live around Ill you can try these. I thought it was good at first: it isn't. It's odd. Overrated. Actually they're OK. I'd eat it if someone else made it, but I'll never actually purchase one of these again. The sauce is nasty DESU.

Ginos Deep Dish Frozen: same as above re around Illinois pizzas, absoltue fucking shit. DO NOT BUY THESE.

Now, for the big surprise: I used to think Dijournos was absolute shit, in fact I hated it. People would get it, and I'd say it's fucking garbage. I hated Dijournos. Seriously, like a vendetta. I thought Freschetta, Newman, California Kitchen, Private Selection, and even Tombstone were better.

I WAS WRONG. I got their SUPREME style pizza and I am fucking hooked. In fact, I'd eat it any time now. It's 550 or so, I think, and you get two meals out of it. I put red pepper flakes on it. It's good, seriously. I never realized how wrong I was. You have to get the SUPREME kind with the bigger crust and trust me, it's fucking good with red pepper flakes.

Tombstone/Freschetta for children

Home Run In, Cali Kitchen, Newman for teenagers

Dijournos for adults