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why no one help her

It's still salvageable. Just cut the little piece touching the floor

I'm happy my thread turned out ok.

:)

>pinoy cooking 101- carbonara
youtube.com/watch?v=K-PKO2FrdPY

fucking pinoys man

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That is a broken man.

>comments are disabled for this video

Or just don't be a pussy.

>drunk chick on train passes out
>pizza drops on floor
>nothing left to do but take pics

What could you do to help besides letting her learn a lesson?

u mean rape her

somebody helped themselves clearly

>drunk
I'm assuming you're NEET and have never had a job before in your life.

Don't reply to me. Fucking loser

Wake her up and/or pick up her pizza and put it back in the box instead of taking a picture and posting it online?

I'd just take the whole thing and eat it with angry grimace. If I get sick that'll teach me to not be so clumsy.

You've clearly never been to London

top kek

people are more willing to talk to strangers at night, even in london

What if poor little Grimace gets sick? You evil old dirty man.

This is kinda sad.

you mean because she's a 35+ year old unmarried woman going home alone on a friday night with a 3/4 of a cold pizza?

kek

Ah, didn't see the 1/4 pizza missing. It could have been a woman bringing home pizza to her children after work.

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>someone took a slice

Who's posting my chicken to Facebook

I wonder if my pictures found their way to reddit or facebook

Definitely on Reddit.
:^)

and get sued for sexual harassment?

Then take her home and feed her ALL the eggs

If she had children shed have a car. One for each parent. Judging by her clothing and hair she could afford that.

Nobody in London has a car.

Also, I think it's good to help her. I personally wouldn't help anyone in a train, but I don't think it's that weird to do so.

Having a car in a city is a pain in the ass

>It could have been a woman bringing home pizza to her children after working and getting pass out drunk
makes sense, makes sense. One more thing

Not when you're brown. Just drive through the sidewalk.

I'd think she'd scream if she woke up to your face. Call rape, especially in London

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I've woken people up on London trains if it looked like they were going to miss their stop or something (e.g. chick with suitcases sleeping past Gatwick). You have some bizarre worldview if you think anything bad will happen.

Anyone have the full thing?

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>bizarre worldview

Nah, it's living in a major US city. If you lose awareness on a train there you'd either better be a dirtpoor bum in rags or you're getting destroyed.

Remember when some european made that hitchhiking robot that travelled thousands of miles through europe and canada and they put it in the US and it was destroyed in a week? Yeah.

Black people are a danger to society

>eating out of tupperware
now that's the good shit

thanks for giving me depression

I also don't think that's true. I've lived in London, NYC, and SF, and I've never felt unsafe on a train. You make it sound like robbery is a regular occurrence and major cities demand constant vigilance, which just isn't true.

Dont want to be locked up for rape

>multi-colored nails
she's paying the price for being trash

In the 80's and 90's of NYC there have been plenty of times where I felt unsafe on the subway.

People hate mayor Giuliani for his heavy handed police actions but one of the reasons why you felt safe on a train over here is because of this.

In what magical world do you live where women work so hard they pass out on the train?

This, look up Bernie Goetz

That's what I hear. Today, though, I have a hard time imagining anyone feeling unsafe.

>Remember when some european made that hitchhiking robot that travelled thousands of miles through europe and canada and they put it in the US and it was destroyed in a week?
I member. Independence was a mistake, Americlaps are a bunch of salvage niggers.

>Touch random sleeping woman/her belongings in front of witnesses
You belong in a church organisation, cause that shit gets normal people in court with harrassment charges

>delusional fat people

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Kek I didn't even notice that

This is satire right

>direct shortcut
>no fuse for some reason
wonder how he felt when he received the electricity bill

has this man ever succeeded to the full extent on any dish he's made?

>Direct shortcut
No, it has to pass through the weiner

That's how they boil water in china
(and heat showers in brazil)

youtube.com/watch?v=EViyccc2t9w

is that pizza still safe to eat?
i mean it hasnt technically touched the floor

Then don't rape her you fuckin retard.

>pouring lighter fluid on for """dramatic effect"""

i don't like trickery in my memes

:DDDDD

Holy fug he looks like such a fag

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the working world?

I don't help anyone because I know part of me is an eggmeister.
And I don't need to explore that.

There is a heating coil in suicide showers, as well as most water boiler.
My internet decided to fuck with youtube, so idk about your link.

yes, check out his smoked ribs video, they look tasty as fuck

this is kind of just depressing

kek'd at the filename.

>Remember when some european made that hitchhiking robot that travelled thousands of miles through europe and canada and they put it in the US and it was destroyed in a week? Yeah.


i think i read a story semi recently about some woman who was going to travel across europe alone to promote women's empowerment or something and she was raped and murdered in like Turkey fairly early on

>in like turkey
>like
It was either in Turkey or it wasn't, user.

my memory isn't what it used to be, cut me some slack

Here's a funny story
>buy beef for twelve people
>hosting big dinner party
>make a big beef stew with potatoes and other shit
>put it in the oven for four hours
>fix up apartment and self
>I have made this dish many times so I know it's gonna be gud
>guests arrive
>hand out drinks
>Four hours have soon gone by since I put the food in oven
>time to check it out!
>something went wrong
>oven's not hot
>boil the shit out of it on stove
>it burns to the bottom
>potato is still hard when serving
>guests be like "top stew mate" "you're quite a chef"
>"yeah... thanks"

Have you ever been out in society? This would never happen.

Oh I remember that too from a few years ago. It was in Turkey. I remember she went to prove how safe Muslim counties are and well... she proved it.

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>Turkey
>Europe
Nice try kebab

It's technically in Europe. It's considered as part of Eurasia; it's even a candidate country for the EU which is scary.

Wait, I saw the vid where he couldn't start a wood/charcoal bbq (when promoting his "best BBQ sauce in the USA" to some Texans.)

Last time he was forced out of his cave was to vote for Trump based on his complex understanding of what's the real world is.

>candidate
Like pic related, they'll stay a candidate.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pippa_Bacca

>mfw americans like to think of themselves as nice, upstanding people but then threads like this reveal they are paranoid, predatory and selfish

london tube culture is the best shit

Giuseppina Pasqualino di Marineo known as Pippa Bacca, was an Italian artist who, together with a fellow artist, was hitchhiking from Milan to the Middle East to promote world peace under the motto, "marriage between different peoples and nations". symbolically wearing a wedding dress during her trek. Arriving in Gebze, Turkey, on 31 March 2008, she disappeared. Her raped body was discovered in the same city on 11 April 2008

>this is literally the best argument against trump libcucks can muster

Top kek

>london tube culture is the best shit
*is late*

At least no one called her racist.

:^)

>That picture

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>Technically
So not

you should add the shot of the inside of his house from the outside of his house.

How did it get worse?

reddit is that way

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>travels to a state where barbecue is like a second religion
>displeases a local pitmaster with his "best sauce ever" claims
>unable to operate a smoker
>as soon as one of the co-hosts steps in to help him, he fucks off to shill his sauce & channel to the crowd
>hosts later tell him they would rather buy his channel instead of the sauce brand and berate him for being a dumbass
That was some great TV.