Horse is the new chicken

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

It's fuckin dry

Probably due to what it was fed.

I got this cat the place i got the horse. They probably used to play together kek

>MY MANWICH!

horse minced meat is mostly eaten raw, it has strong flavour by itself and gets really dry when cooked

>cats and horses playing together
Are you in fourth grade you drooler?

wait i thought this was a troll thread. who the fuck eats a horse?

just get some fucking beef. that's disgusting.

in fact, why the fuck would people eat deer, buffalo, or horses? serious question. isn't beef just like inherently better? and isn't it kind of disgusting eating horses? that would be like eating a dog.

>Are you in fourth grade you drooler?
>has never been around domesticated animals
i mean, op's a faggot for overcooking and not doing anything to treat an animal that has meat comparable to carnivores, but you're really trying hard to one-up him

Buffalo's better than beef.

This is a troll thread, but your bait is even lower in quality than OP's.

>thinks Amazing Animal Friends is real life

Never lived on a farm?

The dogs, cats, horses, chickens, goats, even the donkeys all get along and interact with one another.

Enjoy Jew York City

I shot the horse yesterday because it accidently got hit with a falling barn during a storm and had several broken bones. Farm owner (woman) said she would give me some meat if i came and put it out of it's misery because she has a broken finger and can't shoot.

Put a 10mm in it's noggin and got my meat later that day after the butcher came

she has 9 other fingers lol

You try and shoot a high caliber handgun with 9 other fingers besides your trigger finger lol.

My guess is it'll missfeed and recoil out of your hand potentially discharging again as you try to grab it.

Fucking brits lol. Talking about guns but have only seen pictures of them

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meh. i hope your evil meat tastes like shit

"tastes like eating a horse" - yeah that sounds really delish

I know It was so evil of me to not let a horse lay in the rain and die while trying to get up with several broken bones. But instead end It's misery in under 1 second painlessly

What did horse ever do to you to deserve this

nigga what r u talking about

10mm isn't a high caliber

>use middle finger instead of index finger
>suddenly gun is uncontrollable

youtube.com/watch?v=PGn_jYDjB1o
you're a straight up retard

>leaving a silicon rubber spatula in a hot pan
TRIGGERED

This picture sums up America to me.

silicone doesn't melt until like 12,000 degrees, man
silicon is an element btw

>MUH
>STAHHPIN
>POWAH

>10mm isn't a high caliber

Kek.

10mm auto is basically the .357 magnum of the .40s&w.

It kicks, Even in SF glock 20's

>holding a high recoil handgun improperly then suprised when the recoil blows it out of your hand or it missfeeds

Brits.....when will they learn.

Maybe you can redpill me on rental trucks and being afraid of firework noises now?

You meant to say
>ITS NOT A .50 DESERT EAGLE LIKE IN DA MOVIES

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE STOP RUINING PERFECTLY GOOD MEAT AMERILARD

>puts unseasoned horse meat in a pan
>dumps a can of manwich on it
>surprised it doesn't taste good
This board gets more retarded by the day

I prefer long pig.

don't eat mr kittay please.

I heard horse is supposed to be fucking delicious. 'Murricafag though so I've never had the opportunity.

How could I possibly acquire horse meat that's been fed for butchering?

there's horse meat here (canada) and it's cheaper than ground beef, what should i expect if i buy it to make burgers for instance?

cool
what are you making with the cat?

Probably if you know any farmers.

I always found the stigma behind eating horse to be weird as hell. We domesticate animals solely for food sources but once we domesticate them for physical labor it's taboo? Fuck that.

I'm
I'm in Wa state, it's only around a 4 hour drive, maybe a bit more, for me to go into Canadaland. I've thought about it quite a bit actually.

Earned myself a DUI some years ago, I think it's been long enough (or very, very close) that I shouldn't be impeded at the border, hopefully.

I really, really want to try a horse steak at a steakhouse up there or something.

I'm surprised that you, being that you're in Canada, wouldn't know what to expect.

last time horse and sloppy came in the same breath the police showed up.
good times.

not any more.

I live in a highly agricultural area, and my parents are farmers, my grandparents were farmers, my brother is a farmer, my cousin is a famer, my uncle is a farmer, my aunt and her husband are dairy farmers, many of my friends are farmers or from farmers' families..........

Yeah, I know some farmers. None of them think of horses as food.

I'll try almost anything once. I want me some horse steak.

>ground meat
>good meat
??

There is every need to be upset when someone uses canned sloppy joe sauce and not a single fucking vegetable when making sloppy joes.

youtube.com/watch?v=X_DVS_303kQ

Nay.

Pure, unbridled humor. You got me to stirrup a good giggle. Just a bit. I was laughing so hard, actually, that my voice is a little hoarse. Whinney you gonna come up with another?

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you mean had horses

browsing this thread, 'avin a giggle
then you stop me dead in my tracks, jaw agape

what kind of backwater fuckin bumpkin gets horsemeat from a friend and makes manwich sloppy joes? Dirt farmer single-wide trash, thats who

Chicken of the Stable

>yfw Poseidon was dude of the sea and horses

you mean chicken of the kennel... horse is normally dog food.

unless you are tongan.

Glad to find someone who likes long pig too :)