McDonald's cashier here, I get off in half an hour, ask your questions now

Do you hope to be a manager one day?

Uhh what

this is the reason your at mcdonalds

>your
you had one job user

>I get off in half an hour
Gross, why do you have to tell us this?

>your
*you're

I'm finished with McDs. .
Why the fuck did it take me 25 minutes to get a goddamn Egg McMuffin last week? It's the only edible item left on the entire menu. A real egg, English muffin, questionable cheese... take the ham off and fling it like a Frisbee at your nearest adversary, or just throw it away,

You know why it took 25 minutes? Niggers.

I make my own breakfast everyday. I did the McDs as a victim of circumstance. Absolutely appalling...

why they didn't have popsycles

your and idiot

Why the fuck are the condiment amounts so erratic?

I got a McChicken the other day and it was more mayo than chicken. Then sometimes I go and there's barely any mayo at all. Doesn't that shit come out of a gun in a pre-measured amount?

and this is why you work at mcdonald's.
or, alternately, roleplay a mcdonald's employee on the internet.