Would you ever take a date to Taco Bell?

Would you ever take a date to Taco Bell?

jack in the box, taco bell, fast food places are the best for girls with low self esteem and a keen sense of irony. guaranteed pussy

No, but if I ever was at a Taco Bell and saw some photo-op reddit tryhard stunt going on like in your OP, I would walk over to that table and smash everything to pieces.

And if that guy so much as tried to lift a finger to stop me I would send him to the hospital screaming in pain, and then take his date home and have her screaming my name.

i'd first have to have a date, but seeing as i'm three years away from wizardhood i don't see that happening.

It depends on how likely it is that I'll get laid. If it's unlikely, I'm not taking your dumb ass to somewhere nice, fuck you.

Lol the last par rhymed.

Nigger.

Coffee shop, friendo. Choose a small place over Starfucks, if you can. Middle Eastern (Lebanese) places with the hookah bar are also a nice launching pad. They have rooms full of pillows, you sit on the floor. Comfy af desu.

hey are you a SoundCloud rapper, that last line was some kindergarten rhyming!!!

A date? No. I take my girlfriend there all the time, though.

dis nigga know what's up

When I was in highschool it was always the mall Chinese fast food. High school bitches love the mall.

I feed my dog taco bell when nobody is looking because I don't eat that shit.

I only celebrate Valentines Day at White Castle

If a bird is too good for that, she's trying to milk me like cereal and I ain't having that, cuz I aint tha 1

I took my date, now wife, to a Del Taco for our second or third date. I knew it sucked, she knew it sucked, but we were kids without a lot of money.

So she's my wife because she's the type of girl who didn't complain. Now we eat steaks and tell stories of "remember when I could only afford those cheap ass tacos".

>now we eat steaks
As long as you're comfortable settling that's what matters

fuck yes. Fast food makes for a cheap, down to earth date. Dinner dates are awkward for everyone involved anyways. Fancy doesn't woo people like it used to.

You sound like you browse the selection of online sword retailers when you run out of free tinder swipes and could talk at length about where linkin park "went wrong".

>being culturally intimidated by taco bell

You better Bell-ieve it.

I met a guy who'd take me on dates to fast food restaurants 'ironically'. At first, I thought it was cool and quirky but I soon figured out he was just being a cheap fuck. The look on his face when I paid for the third date was worth the $10.

Probably because you fucked him anyway. He Chester Cheetod your ass.

Unless he's spent at least a couple grand on me, nothing's happening before the fourth date.

Wouldn't he be taking you there unironically if he was serious and being a cheapskate?

I think so.

would never take a date

absolute savage

Once they win the fast food wars, we won't have a choice.

Maybe in the future after "The Big One" hits and Taco Bell wins the franchise wars.

fuck, you beat me to it

literal whore

>For some non-American releases, references to Taco Bell were changed to Pizza Hut. This includes dubbing, plus changing the logos during post-production. Taco Bell remains in the closing credits. In both the Dutch and Swedish releases the subtitles still use Taco Bell while the sound and picture have been altered as above. Also, when using Closed Captioning on cable television, references to Taco Bell are changed to Pizza Hut.

IMDB doesn't say why.

No. I would never date a girl who eats fast food on any kind of regular basis, because that's a sing of bad taste, laziness and becoming a fatty in the near future.

Because, at the time, pizza hut was much more internationally recognized than tacobell.

you could have just stopped at "I would never date a girl"

Funny. But eating fast food is something of a class tell. At a certain level of class and education people tend to look down on fast food. So a girl who looks down on fast food probably has rich parents. That's always a plus in my book.

I tend to agree. It's fine in a pinch but actually seeking it out is pretty bad

i'm a loser so i'll never go on a date.

This. Taco Bell only exists as one or two novelty sites over here.

you can cut the smug pretentiousness with a knife

>jealous poorfags

I bet you plebs don't even know how to use the three seashells.

It's not pretentious if the views you express are in line with your social standing. That's kind of the point. You can use someone's views on fast food to tell their status. Thinking it's totally normal, everyday food is poor and lower middle class. Those right in the middle see it as a guilty pleasure. When you get to upper middle class and above you find most folks don't bother much with it, and think feeding it to their kids would be borderline child abuse.

Sure you would

It's funny though, because it shows the rage people feel when their class norms are violated. If you're of low enough social status that you see Taco Bell as the "right" place for you to eat you'd find it infuriating to see people behaving like they were at an upscale restaurant there. Because the behavior he mocks as a photo op reddit tryhard stunt is threatening in a place that's supposed to be for low social status people like this user. No one wants to be reminded of their low status in a place that caters to folks like them. It's infuriating.

Yeah, whatever. Go justify that tryhard with the quill pen and wearing a suit while taking a high school test and explain how he's "violating class norms," dipshit.

I went to a private prep school for high school. Had to wear a jacket and tie every day, so it's was pretty much halfway there.

Thats bollocks m8, the only people that would look down on it are the middle class, actual rich / posh people are nowhere near as snobby as the middle class.

I have. My girlfriend in college and i went to a Taco Bell on our first date. Things went alright, but she turned out to be a cheating whore who would jump from one dick to another without a second thought.

The middle class are pretty snobby, but not many rich people eat fast food. Partially because they think it's unhealthy and partially because they're just more comfortable eating in places where other rich people eat. They also like places with servers.

>It's not pretentious if the views you express are in line with your social standing
Which, since they're being tryhard morons on Veeky Forums?
Blatantly isn't in line with their (low) social standing.

The sensibilities of Veeky Forums are not low. What they are is crass. It's pretty much the middle class that shuns crassness - the poor and the rich are both generally fine with it. So it makes sense that middle class teens gravitate toward crassness out of rebellion. This place has been overwhelmingly middle class as long as I've been here, which is over a decade. Edgy fucking middle class kids. moot started this place with his mom's credit card. That's not a poor kid move.

All the time. Bitches love Taco Bell.

>when you run out of free tinder swipes
Wait, what?

That's PIZZA HUT, amarilard

I wish my man took me to taco bell. 5 star places are nice but I love cheap ass tacos too!

absolutely based show these nerds whats up

then why don't their lips match their speech when they say "Pizza Hut"

>dubbed for eurofags

Fast food places aren't for your first date.
They're more like "oh we've known each other for a while let's go to a fast food and shoot the shit".
There's nothing wrong with hanging out there once in a while but don't make it a habit, nor bring your goddamn fucking date there on your first date, what are you retarded?

You should know about this but i guess you're all just so lonely and mentally deficient you can't even figure this simple shit out, good god.

Lmao my gf keeps dragging me to a bunch of Asian restaurants because shes a filthy thicc weeb, not that I mind the food, but I'm just not a very adventurous guy. She also sucks me off when I cook her a nice dinner so I that's my main reason for wanting to stay in.

I did. It was our second or third date, and we had gone out bowling and some walking and talking. It was 1230am on a Sunday night, in the middle of the suburbs. How pathetic am I?

>putting this much effort into a bait post
>still shit

I lost my virginity after a taco-bell doube-date.

You should kill yourself.

Are you me. I had a bowling/pizza date night about a month ago. Granted it was expensive pizza.

Which escort site are you on?

Del taco is awesome though

I have never cringed so hard in my life

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they did win the franchise war

Big man

(You)(You)(You)

>this guy thinks tinder swipes and kindle pages just grow on trees and you dont have to pay for them

What's with this influx of fourteen year olds

i would never date
just seems weird to me that you would take someone you have never met to a restaurant

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Damn those hurt neckbeards,and I'm not even OP.

I don't know if you realise, but in other countries (I'm in NZ, for example) this kind of attitude is so foreign we laugh about it.

Americans really are obsessed with money.

this nigga ain't gettin played like a poopbutt

This all depends on how much I hate her. If she is a terrible human being she will be eating tacos. She makes it through that and is still DTF then she might be redeemable... or shit box crazy. And some say to never put your dick in crazy. But..

a date? no
an actual partner you've been seeing for a while, be it a girlfriend, boyfriend, fiance/e, or spouse?

fuck yeah dude me and the fiance love taco bell