You can have the girl of your dreams, Veeky Forums

You can have the girl of your dreams, Veeky Forums...

But for the rest of your life, you can only utilitze Great Value products

Do you do it?

Tell Walmart to stock up on Great Value Paper Towels then.

Does great value encompass all of Walmart products? Like can I get the fresh meat and produce?

NO

You can't get fresh produce ever again. Nor can you eat out at restaurants. Everything that isn't Great Value food will instantly turn to sand in your mouth.

Sounds like hell

No. It's just dreams anyway.

Not even Sam's Choice or Equate?

The girl would just end up hating me anyway, so fuck no. What a fucking shitty deal.

Does not taking this deal prevent me from finding a good partner the normal way? Because if it doesn't, then I'll take my chances.

Well it's not food, so that wont count.

Because of the Great Value? I think not, she's a magical girl! Tailored to your wants and loves a Great Value!

still better than treet

I don't know if I can do it, Jenny.

>Because of the Great Value?
Because I'm a miserable human, user.

Well yeah you can turn down this deal, of course. But the perfect girl that wants to be with you doesnt come along very often!

Sure you can, whats wrong with a Great Value?

Yes.

I could do it... definitely. I'd miss fresh fruit and vegetables, but the frozen GV stuff is pretty good.

>But the perfect girl that wants to be with you doesnt come along very often!
Usually happens to people two, three, maybe 4 times in their life. I'll take my chances.

This girl is absolutely flawless though. Even those wild "perfect" ones have something not so endearing. This one has everything you want.

Just gotta commit yourself to those Great Value products. What's the downside?

is Walmart sponsoring my wedding or something?

>normies

>ree

Relationships evolve, many times irreconcilably so. So no.

How is their frozen chicken, is it at least okay?

And what if Walmart goes out of business or stops the great value line?

Thats dark. You have a bleak vision of existence on par with Poe

It does compliment white

It's Great

Also, WalMart isnt the only place that sells Great Value products so you're good.

A small price to pay, i'd say!

I already live on GV and have the perfect hamplanet.

>WalMart isnt the only place that sells Great Value products

yes it is

I'd probably take the perfect grill.

I don't really eat that we'll anyway and I'm crippled by anxiety, depression and lonley.

>buy bag of frozen peaches
>microwave the fuck out of them
>still rock hard and tasteless

I love being poor

Can I still cook real food for my girl?

...

You can cook whatever you like with your Great Value ingredients.

The girl of your dreams is an illusion
Trading pussy for anything in the world just means you're a lonely loser who might as well kill themselves before the Great Value food does

>girl of your dreams
>just pussy
You sad cynical piece of shit

Great values not bad

A good chunk of it is literally relabeled brand name food

I don't think I could do it.

It is forever expanding it's brand and selection as well. Expect great value lobster, they already have good tea and shrimp.

>What's the downside?
This bullshit right here

>tfw Great Value has an organic selection.


Ha OP btfo! I feel like Neo hacking the Matrix !

I might be able to pull it off with some of their soups. Do they have great value bread?

That depends, is there great value vodka.......? The answer will greatly influence my decision.

Oh cmon, Great Value over some overpriced drivel? I'll ask again what your loss is.

No that's retarded. Alcohol isn't food brotard.

I'd eat Great Value food for the rest of my life just to have one kiss from a woman with her consent.

You might as well you sad bastard.

Has anyone ever had these muffins? The chocolate and blueberry ones are incredible, never tried the others but they're probably delicious too.

are they really filled like that?

I'm intrigued

I might try next time I find a walmart

Buuuuuut nah, no grill is more important than ENTENMANN'S DONUTS NIGGA

Yes, they're the best mass-produced muffin to ever exist.

Dont FUCK with me

Yes, can leave the girl and enjoy quality affordable products.